Here's more! I don't even see the need to put a disclaimer at this point, it's not mine, 'kay?
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Really, how can Gaz forget to record Mysterious Mysteries almost every single time I leave the house? Gaaaah… I walked on the instinctive path towards Zim's House. I'd been going there more than usual since Zim stopped coming to skool. I was worried… I guess… Not for Zim… not for his well-being anyways. It's just so weird that he's been completely quiet for so long. I'm used to him missing skool, but for his world conquest thing, not for nothing.
"Huh?" I though I caught a glimpse of Zim around the corner. "Zim?" Nothing. Pull yourself together, Dib!
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"GIR, quickly, to the repair bay! Before we're noticed!" The small female squirmed and moaned a bit. "QUICKLY, GIR!" I kicked GIR from the controls and sped home. As the roof of my base opened, I saw the Dib-monkey approaching. The landing was autopilot, so I took the opportunity to test a human ritual I had learned.
"WATCHA' DOIN' MASTA?"
"What the fu-!?!?" With that comment from the Dib, the roof shut.
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"Well, that was rather disturbing… GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
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"Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold!" I fixed my uniform and rubbed my backside vigorously. "How can people do that?!?!"
The Voot opened and GIR and I hopped out. Still… What to do with the girl? I glared at the pinkish meat-monkey inside my ship. She was shaking slightly. "She looks like you!" GIR pointed out.
"What?"
"She all jiggly like you, 'Cold! Cold! Cold!'" He did an odd jig-sorta-thing.
"Cold?" GIR did his "cold dance" in circles around the female. "Oh! Oh, yes, cold! Uhhh…" What do humans do when they're cold? "GIR, get the child to the couch! I must think!"
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I bursted through the door, gasping for air. "Gaz!"
"You're back already?"
"Gaz, you won't believe it!" I jumped in front of my sister, who seemed preoccupied by her GameSlave2. "I went to look for Zim, and when I got to his house, he tried to moon me, but he doesn't have an a-!"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?! I'm trying to kill this Giant Vampire Zombie Werepig!" But if Zim doesn't-how does he-what abou-whuh?
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Yes, I know its short… But I shall soon return! I have to work on my costume for the Invader Zim Theatre Tour! uberspasm Why must I procrastinate!?!?!?!?!? Please review and I'll try to get back to you!
