HELLO FRIENDS!
Today its just me, since Moonie is at her Choir rehearsals. (Band is better! BASSOONISTS FTW!)
But yeah, I was sitting there, thinking, what could I write about... And then I remembered I have a pet lizard, and was like, "Oh yes..."
So thats how this crap spawned on my computer.
LETS DO DIS CRAP!
My Little Pervy Godzilla
Percy and Jason just finished fighting a giant lizard-monster-demon, and were decently covered in Golden dust and the occasional cut or scratch when Jason had noticed a egg the size of his hand sitting where the Monster had perished.
"Heh, thats odd.. We need to get back to the ship." He said, starting to walk away back to their beloved ship.
"But Super Maaaaan!"
The son of Jupiter's eye twitched and he turned around, saying annoyedly, "Yes...?"
"Can we keep itttt?" Percy was holding the egg at eye level, and had his Baby Seal eyes turned on to the max.
Jason's eye twitched again. "No."
"C'moon!"
"We don't even have a place where we could put it if it were to hatch! Besides, that came from a monster! It could be evil and try to kill us!" Jason shuttered, remembering the killer headphones that had randomly dropped from a monster then had tried to strangle him in his sleep.
"But how can this try to kill us? Its just a wittle egg with a wittle baby thing inside...!" Percy unleashed his true power on Jason, the ULTIMATE PUPPY DOG, BABY SEAL COMBONATION HYBRID OF ADORABLENESS, and Jason couldn't help but let out a tiny squeak.
"Fine, FINE! Just stop looking at me like that! Its not staying in my room though!"
"Pleease!" Percy clung to his leg, whimpering, and Jason could have sworn he heard the egg whining with him.
"My gods, Jackson, your annoying!"
Cue more whimpering.
Jason threw his hands up in the air, sighing. "Alright, fine, we can keep it in my room! But if Annabeth finds out and cuts us open, it's your fault!"
"THANK YOU, JASIE!" Percy swung his arms around Jason, giving him a big hug, and picked up the Egg again. "C'mon, Baby Godzilla! Jasie and I are gonna be your papas!"
Jason glared at the idiot, "Don't call me Jasie! And your taking care of it!"
Percy put the egg down and took off his shoe, then put his dirty sock in Jason's mouth. "SSSH, QUIET! You're hurting her feelings!"
"Mmmhf-" Jason pulled the sock out, spitting a few times and sputtering, before saying. "How do you know its a girl?!"
"Son of Poseidon intuition!" Percy smirked at him, and cradled the egg, muttering gibberish to it.
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Jason watched as Percy rolled the egg around, grinning and laughing at it.
"You're going to break it." Jason dryly stated.
"Nuh uh!" Percy continued rolling it, until a crack appeared.
"OH GODS, GRACE, HELP, HELP! I BROKE IT! I BROKE IT! IM A MURDERERRRRR!" Percy wailed, on the brink of tears.
"CALM DOWN, KELPHEAD!"
The egg started cracking more, then suddenly vanished into rainbow smoke, and when the smoke itself vanished, there lay a small lizard looking up at them.
"Aww!" Percy squealed.
"Aren't baby lizards supposed to look weird like all other newly born things do?" Jason questioned, inspecting it, jumping backwards as it tried to eat his nose.
The lizard looked at Percy and said, "Mama!"
"HER FIRST WORDS!" The son of Poseidon looked absolutely thrilled, while Jason gaped at the talking reptile.
"Hey, 'Mama', lizards shouldn't talk."
"SHADDUP!"
And thus, the montage with sappy music of Percy and little Godzilla played, with Jason in the background of all of them, hovering over Percy with his sword, each time getting closer. In one of the last pictures though, Jason had been knocked over by Buford, who at the time had been yelling nonsense with his Hedge hologram.
Stupid table...
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Percy giggled, playing with his little pet. So. Dang. Cute.
"Sparky, come hold her!"
Jason glared at Percy. "No."
"Yeah!"
"No."
Percy picked little Godzilla up, and put her near Jason's leg, where he was sitting Indian style.
"No, Jackson." But, despite his words, the small Lizard started to climb into his jean pant leg.
Needless to say, Jason flipped out.
"GET IT OUT, JACKSON! GET IT OUT, GET YOUR PERVY THING OUT!" He squealed.
Percy was rolling on the floor laughing, but ended up having to put his hand up Jason's pant leg after nearly getting stabbed.
Piper walked in to check on her boyfriend, knowing how he and Percy got, and I'm telling you, she had a heart attack when she saw this.
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Jason heaved into a trashcan they had decided to put in his room when little Godzilla had started to do her first shedding.
Percy looked at him with the Gecko on his head, slightly concerned. "You okay, Jase?"
"No, I think your freakin' lizard gave me Salmonella!" Jason glared.
"Pssh, no..."
Annabeth walked in, finally giving in to her curiosity about what the boys have been doing this entire time, yelling and screaming in their room.
"Percy, why is there a lizard on your head?"
Said demigod gulped, and looked at Annabeth pitifully. "Its little Godzilla, we got her when we were coming back from that one place... Please let me keep her! I swear I've been feeding her, and watering her, and bathing her, and playing with her, and she even calls me Mama, and its so cute, see, I can show you this little montage we made, and...!"
Annabeth looked at him long and hard, before finally tossing her hands up in the air, just as Jason had done at first. "Fine, but make sure you wash your hands before and after you handle her."
"Um..."
They were interrupted by Jason's vomiting, and Godzilla yelling out, "PEASANTS!"
Just going to say that the murderous headphones were actually a thing I once got. I was using my computer to listen to music, and I somewhat passed out. All of the sudden my computer fell, and due to the weird position I was in, the cables started choking me, and yeah. BUT I'M ALIVE... (Right?)
Oh, you guys can expect me to update this somewhat often, though probably mainly on weekends if I don't have homework. I might update on weekdays, but its unknown as of currentness.
I've decided to start doing Questions at the End of each chapter so,
Do you guys have any pets? If so, what are they and what are they like?
I have a Lizard named Shamanilla, but my mom calls her Salmonella, and 2 long haired Chihuahuas that are extremely pitful and tend to act like cats more than dogs.
Anyways, I've run out of things to say, so
This is MultilevelsofMusic, signing off
Moonie: I'm back, Peasants!
