Third song: 'The Emperor, the Mystery Sith'.

Original song: Macavity, the Mystery Cat

Setting: No idea. The Emperor's throne room perhaps? Or his office from the prequels? You decide.

Performed by: Padme Amidala and Leia Organa (Evil laughs performed by the Emperor)

Words only true Star Wars fans understand:

Sheev: Emperor Palpatine's actual first name. Isn't it hilarious?

Reek: The rhino-like creature in the Geonosian Arena.

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(Mysterious music)

EMPEROR:

Heha-a-a-a-a! (maniacal laugh)

LEIA ORGANA:

Sheev Palpatine's the Emperor,

He's called 'Darth Sidious'

For he's the master of the Sith,

Who can kill all of us

He's the bafflement of the Jedi,

The Rebel squads despair:

For when they blow up the Death Star,

The Emperor's not there!

-o-

The Emperor, the Emperor

There's no one like the Emperor

He's written the Republic's laws

As well as from the Empire

His powers of the Force lightning would make Count Dooku stare

And when you kill the Apprentice, the Master is not there!

You may seek him in the Sarlacc,

You may look in the wampa's lair

But I tell you once, and once again:

The Emperor's not there!

PADME AMIDALA:

The Emperor's an ugly man,

His laugh is deep and low

You would know him if you saw him

For his eyes are all yellow

His brow is deeply lined with scars

His face is melted off

His robes are darker than the night

He's older than his Moff

He sways his head from side to side

With movements like a Hutt

And when you try to fight him

You will get yourself cut!

-o-

The Emperor, the Emperor,

There's no one like the Emperor

For he's a Sith in a black cape,

Who used to be the Chancellor

You may meet him in the Senate,

You may see him in his chair

But when his secret plans are found

The Emperor's not there!

LEIA:

He's outwardly respectable

PADME:

I know he cheats at wars!

LEIA:

And his Separatists are not found

(or left alive) on Mustafar

PADME:

And when Kamino's cloning…

LEIA:

Or a Jedi Knight's been rifled

PADME:

Or Alderaan is missing…

LEIA:

Or another reek's been stifled!

PADME:

Or his office's glass is broken

And Mace Windu flies through the air

BOTH:

There's the wonder of the thing:

The Emperor is there!

-o-

The Emperor, the Emperor

There's no one like the Emperor

There never was a Sith who could

Make us feel so much terror

He always has an Apprentice,

And one or two to spare

Cause when his current one gets killed,

He will have a new heir!

-o-

And they say that all the guys who's wicked deeds are notorious

LEIA:

I might mention Nute Gunray

PADME:

I might mention Grievous

BOTH:

Are nothing more than minions for the man who constantly

Just controls the operations:

The ruler of the Galaxy!

-o-

The Emperor, the Emperor

There's no one like the Emperor

He's a Sith in a black cape

Who used to be the Chancellor

You meet him in the Senate,

You may see him in his chair

But when his plan's discovered, then

The Emperor

The Emperor

The Emperor!

The Emperor…

When his plan's discovered then

The Emperor's not there!

oo0O0oo

A/N: So, that is that! (And there's how you address…) No. Stop. If I start singing now, I'll go on for hours.

Next will be 'The Awful Battle of the Clones and the Battle Droids (Together with some account of the participation of the Jedi and Sith and the intervention of the great Boba Fett)'.