Me: Hiiiiiiiii!
Iggy: Ouchhhhhhhhhhhh!
Me: Quit whining, you wimp.
Iggy: I am not a wimp! Those boxes were too heavy for my fragile body.
Me: If you had a fragile body, how come you didn't break one bone when you tripped and fell down the stairs last week?
Iggy: I stand to my story that I landed in a pile of marshmallows.
Me: *Rolls Eyes* Yea, and the statue of liberty wants to date you.
Iggy: Really, well then, would you go and fetch me a suit, please. A light one though, wouldn't want to strain my injured arms.
Me: If you want to know why his arms hurt, it was because yesterday morning we were helping unload and load about 15,000 books to either schools in Africa, or a library we built in Ethiopia. By 'we' I mean the organization that I'm a part of.
Iggy: Yes, and take it from me, books are heavy.
Me: They're not that heavy.
Iggy: They are when someone plops a seventy-five pound box into your arms, and you didn't even know it was coming!
Me: That was not my fault. You were the one to fail to inform people that you were blind, and therefore, could not see anything coming.
Iggy: And what about when you threw that extra book at my face and told me to go package it. You told me the tape was to the left, and I ended up bumping into a horse! And that horse needed a shower.
Me: And so did you, so quit complaining.
Iggy: Well, whatever, at least I'll probably feel better tomorrow.
Me: Thank goodness, you were driving me nuts. Anyways, I have some news, you know, for the two people that read this. I am going to the Harry Potter movie at Midnight on Thursday! I'm going with my two friends and we are gonna look fabu in our Harry Potter stuff! Iggy is coming with us and he is gonna look fabulous in the outfit I got him! It's a genuine Umbridge outfit! Iggy is gonna look so cute in it!
Iggy: WHAT? I thought you were getting me Harry Potter glasses?
Me: Oops, my mistake, must've read the labels wrong. But it'll be a much better look for you.
Iggy: Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Me: My friend told me it already came out in London. Lucky British people. They got Harry Potter, J. K. Rowling, and they all have accents that get stuck in your head! (No Offense to people with British accents.)
Iggy: But the bright side is that we're all gonna get popcorn and throw it at people's heads during the movie! XD It's gonna be awesome!
Me: Yup! Suprific! It'll be just like this! *Hits Iggy with textbook*
Iggy: Hey! Don't got hitting me with your math textbook! And don't you have a math test tomorrow?
Me: Yea.
Iggy: You didn't study for it.
Me: Iggy, when have you ever known me to study?
Iggy: Never, it's just that your mom will probably have a cow when she finds out that your kicked out of accelerated math for getting C+'s on all your tests. When you're kicked out, can I have your bed?
Me: No. You can have the closet and like it. The bed is for the imaginary cat you'll need to comfort you when I'm gone.
Iggy: I am not gonna turn into one of those crazy cat ladies, who do nothing but sulk around and own cats.
Me: Aha! So you do admit it! You're really a lady in disguise!
Iggy: What? NO! I'm Super Iggy in disguise!
Me: That's not what your underwear says!
Iggy: My underwear!
Me: Yes, you leave it lying on the floor all the time when I tell you to clean up after yourself. It's all your fault.
Iggy: Ugh. I give up. I'm too tired to do keep up with the bickering tonight. Peace out people!
Me: Iggy's right. I gotta get some sleep before the test tomorrow. Nite! :)
