Hey guys,
It's your cousin Ontario here. It's cool your acepting letters. I love writing to people. What favor does Maryland owe you? Not much is happening here. i mean i am getting the world's figure skating champoinship here but who cares about that? oooh people danceing on ice. BORING!
Anyway ttyl
Claire Williams
Yo cus this is Vinny, hows you doing,
Aw thank you little baby Claire. Yea let me be first to say sorry if Paul'e gives you a hard time. He don't like Canadians or uncle Matthew. Also he gets really angry if you mention figure skating or call it boring, cause he use to be some kinda world renound figure skater until he ate one too many Cannoli's and now he's too fat to even go on the ice without spiting the skateing ring in half, but still he is still in love with the sport and gets very upset if you insult the sport.
Anywho's hope that you's write me back.
South Jersey, Vinny
Yo meat ball for brains, this is Paul'e,
You son-of-a-bitch how dare you say that the world's figure skating champoinship is boring! I have won several championship from there and I have never felt so insulted in my life! If I ever see you's set one Canadian foot in my homestate then you and I are gonna have a problem!
Don't write back!
East Jersey, Paul'e
Good day to you this is the Godfather of New Jersey Don,
Well my sweet little Mary is presious to me and I don't want her to look for help unless she comes to me. Anyways she ow's me money for me sending my boys to her home to make sure she needed help, so she ow's me 2,000 dallors in plane ticket money.
Any who if you needs a favor then come to me. Your protecter
North Jersey, Don
