Chapter Three

The bell rang and we got up, "So let's do this," I said.
"You say that like you want to," said Jacob.
"I do but not here," I said grinning.
"Okay let's get going before you jump me in the hall," he said.
"Yeah like I'm that desperate," I said, I heard my family laugh and even some of the wolves. We went into the assembly room and sat down at a table, that had banana's condoms and a few other things on it.

My family sat around one table and the wolves sat at another. "Emmett we don't need condoms why are you stealing them," I heard Rosalie whisper to him.
"I could use them for something," he said.
"Okay students, in front of you is a banana," said a male teacher, who I hadn't recognised. "Put the condom on the banana please," I somehow managed to flick mine across the room and I had no idea where it landed. "Oh crap," I said. We put the rest on the others on the bananas and I was really bored waiting for the humans to finish.

It was then that I saw a balloon floating around. "I'm presuming that is what he was going to use them for," I said.
"Hell yeah," Emmett said.
"Hey give me the banana," I said. "And no I'm not going to eat it," I peeled the banana, and could feel everyone watching me, I flicked the fleshy part of the banana onto the window.
"Why did you do that," said Jacob.
"I was bored," I said.

"Okay everyone you seem to have grasped the concept of condoms," said the teacher. "Now we have a video here that will explain things to you in a way that you'll understand," I got a bottle of water out of my bag, it actually helped my cravings a little. The projector was turned on and I found out where the condom went. I sprayed my drink all over Jacob. "Nessie," he said.
"Look at the screen," I said struggling not to laugh. The two of us silently laughed as people began to figure out how to get it down.

"How did you get it that far," he said.
"It's the beauty of being me," I said. "Plus I may have inherited some throwing skills from my family,"
"Oh yeah they like baseball right," he said.
"Among other things," I said.

The rest of the lesson went without any more problems, it was now time for games. I got dressed much slower than I would have normally, and made my way to the allocated room. We were the first ones in, and it soon became clear that this lesson was for my family and friends to play sports without human's noticing them. "Hey new kids," said one of the wolves. "You're not supposed to be in here,"
"One calm down," I said. "And two we have been allocated this class,"
"Don't you tell me to calm down," he said.

"Can't we just play," I said. "We aren't that much different than you guys,"
"You mean you are of supernatural races," said Carlisle as he and Esme came in, she locked the door and walked with him.
"Yes, Jake's a wolf and well I'm unique," I said.
"Meaning there are only one of you," said Seth.
"Well if there are more I don't know about it," I said. "I was literally born the way I am,"
"Can we just play dodgeball," said Emmett, he wasn't bothered by anything. "I locked the doors and Alice can tell us if anyone is coming," The wolves went to a corner of the room and we went to another, and we began planning strategies.