Jacob
Bella
Renesmee
Edward(underlined)
Alice
Rosalie(underlined)

Yes it's a lot of people but its good and you will know who's talking.
Bella, Jacob, and Renesmee are just sitting around doing nothing. That is until Jacob falls asleep. Let the fun begin...


Mommy?

Yes, Renesmee?

How long has it been since you took me hunting?

Oh I don't know, maybe just a little while. Why?

Well it seems I have been spending all my time with Jacob latley, and I wanted to spend more time with you.

Didn't you say you wanted to be with him? I have been hunting with daddy and you wanted to go hunting with Jacob.

Well yea. But that was then, this is now. I wanna spend time with you and daddy.

Okay do you wanna go hunting now?

Nah.

Why not?

Jacob just got here.

But you just... oh never mind.

Hi, Bella. Hey Nessie! How's my little vampire/human baby?

You mean MY baby?

Oh whatever.

I'm fine Jakey! I'm just relaxing with mommy waiting for daddy to get home. He's out hunting with Emmett.

Ok. I'm kinda tired, I've been running around with Quill all day looking after his imprintee.

Why don't you take a nap Jake? We will sit on the floor, you take the couch.

Thanks Bells. You don't mind, do you Nessie?

No of course not! Take as long as you need!

-curls up on couch and falls asleep-

What do you mean "take as long as you need"?

Mom, do you not realize what opportunity this gives us? He's ASLEEP.

And?

We can do whatever we want to him! He's a very heavy sleeper.

I knew my baby was smart.

=) Yep. I'll go get Rosalie's makeup.

I'll get one of Alice's cocktail dresses!

-a few min later-

Ok ready?

Ready!

Ok, here we go. -puts eyeliner, eyeshadow, blush, and lipstick on Jacob-

Oh that looks great! Ok help me stand him up and get his shorts off. Hopefully he wears boxers!

-Renesmee and bella stand Jacob up while he snores loudly. They slip off his shorts (thank god he wears boxers!) and slip Alice's red hot cocktail dress on him-

Oh my gosh! He's beautiful! His body just fits it perfectly! -giggles-

I know! Oh I have an idea, lets put him in high heels and get some hair clips!

That, and we should put some red streaks in his hair!

Yes!

-when they are done they stand back and look at their beautiful creation. Edward comes home from his hunting trip.-

Bella, Renesmee. Why is Jacob dressed like he's been on a makeover show?

We got bored.

Ah. What do you think he will do when he wakes up?

I don't think we should be near him when that happens...

Good idea.

Let's wake him up and then hide in the kitchen and see what happens!

Yea!

Jake! Jacob! Wake up!

Huh? What? Mmmm, gimme the cookies.

What? Jacob wake up!

Uh guys, he's waking up. Run!

What the.... BELLA! RENESMEE!

-Jacob tries to stand up then trips over the heels. He takes them off and looks in the mirrior-

AHHHHHHHHHH! What did you do to me?!

-Bella and Renesmee- Muahahahahahahahahhahaha!

Oh my god. Jacob! Is that my makeup?! And my highlights?! AND my heels?!

Rosalie what are you yelling abo- Jacob!

It's not what you think! It was Bella and Renesme!

GET HIM!

Well that turned out nicely.

Yes, yes it did. You wanna go hunting with mommy now Renesmee?

Sure!