A/n I want to thank everyone who have review thefic. Thanks for the advice on my work. I'm using an idea that was thought up by reviewer: Edwards Luvuh thanks for the idea: D Enjoy!
You're always be my number 1
Alice's P.O.V
I knew those two couldn't be trusted alone. Look I'm Edward "We won't fight. We're just going to talk Alice." And Emmett "Yeah I won't break Edward here". Well if I didn't have self control I would rip out Edward's throat and let Bella take care of Emmett. I saw Bella charge into the fight between Edward and Emmett throwing herself. I ran faster than Edward to break up the fight, Emmett bite Bella's arm and Edward bite mine. It hurt ow thank Carlisle I'm already a friggin' vampire, I hate my pixie self how could I not foreseen this happened? I need Jasper I pulled out my cell phone and dialed Jazzy. He answered not even on the second ring
"Alice? Are you okay"
"I'm fine. Edward is fighting with Emmett. Edward bite me-he growled at that- Bella needs help Jazz!" I grabbed Bella and waited for Jasper's reply but I heard the dial tone. I looked around the trees of Bella's house trying to remain calm, I saw a flash of something then I saw Edward fling across the yard to some end and Emmett to the other end. Jasper then appears
"Okay listen, whoever hurts my Alice I'll happily rip you to sheds and burn your remains Jasper walks to my side and hugs me into his chest "okay?" I turned around to see their reaction. Edward is standing shoulder to shoulder and they saluted Jazz and we all busted out laughing. I suddenly had an idea
"Bella please please times a infinity come with me shopping in Seattle" She flashed a horrific expression and I gave her my puppy dog eyes and looked sad.
"Fine, fine let's go" Bella said. I grabbed her arm and kissed Jasper on the cheek and we ran off.
Emmett's P.O.V
Edward, Jasper, and myself watched as the girls disappeared and I turned to Edward. I got a wicked idea
"What is it?" Edward asked
How about me and you fight to prove who loves Bella the most. The big bro-bro or the little girly boyfriend. Oh and when we fight it has to be a secret like a hush-hush okay?
"Sure. It's on" he spat on his hand I spat on mine and we shook. Jasper was watching this embrace and then just walked away "I didn't see anything" Jasper whispered
I walked away from them and went into the house I wonder what would happen if Edward held Bella's diary in his hands at the exact moment she came home I grinned wickedly and raced up the stairs. I knocked down Bella's door crap she's going to kill me instead of Edward!! Oh wait I can say Edward did it I'll make it up in my head before she comes home. I looked around the empty room that only held a laptop and her night stand bingo ha-ha I opened the very last draw and found her gold scribed journal that reads
Isabella Marie Swan We love you I felt an emotion in my body I shook my head and raced down the stairs and then I was running on the highway looking for that stupid Volvo. Ah ha I spotted the stupid car and he's riding with the windows down perfect! I ran my vampire speed and made it to the window and threw the diary in.
Edward's P.O.V
Okay what can I do to piss off Bella my love to accuse Emmett? Turn their home up-side down? Put Bella's clothes in Emmett's "bed-room"? I got it!! I turned the car on to my driveway, turned the engine off, and hopped out and ran into my house. I went into Rosalie's room and grabbed all her skinny jeans, then ran to Bella's house.
I reached my destination in seconds and hopped into Bella's open bedroom window
Why is this window open? I asked myself I landed on the floor very lightly I searched the house for any thoughts. Nope none I smiled and walked to Bella's bedroom door and
Pulled it down. I panicked god, god please not me damn I'll um….uh…… blame Emmett ha-ha. I walked down the hall and finally found Emmett's room and I looked for his clothes. And found them hanging up in the closet of course Bella the neat freak. I chuckled and started pulling off Emmett's jeans off the hangers and put Rosalie's skinny jeans on the hangers, nice and organized. I laughed and hopped out his window and I started skipping down the block until I spotted Emmett walking down the block with bags and I jetted down the way I came and hid in a bush. Trying to be sneaking ha-ha
Emmett's P.O.V
I'm so tired from fake grocery shopping I took a shower. Bella isn't here so I walked into my room in my boxers and picked out a pair of jeans. I smiled at the closet Bella my little neat freak. I put my feet in the legs on the pant and pulled them up the jeans were tight around my thighs and refused to go any farther, I pulled them up did bells get the wrong size? I struggled to button the pants I laid down on the cool wood floor buttoning them and zipping them up. I ran to my mirror SKINNY JEANS!!! THAT'S NOT MANLY. I love the way it hugs my thighs I turned around and admired my behind god I love the way it hugs my behind grrr I would totally date myself I thought about it for a little no I'm not going there I turned to see Bella, Alice, and EDWARD staring at me jaw dropped Eddie boy your so lucky you don't sleep. He chuckled.
A/N So sorry guys I haven't updated like I say put the pitchforks away and lock them up. Oh don't forget to blow out the torched too
Please review don't just add me to fav author/fav story without reviewing that actually upsets me so anyway I'll update Wednesday February 11, 2009
