1Episode 4 World of WHAT Craft!
Shaman vs Paladin
At the midst or our hero's adventure Zero, John, Chilly, Yuki the troll hunter, Techa the troll priest who is the sister of Yuki set off to find a nearby town to shelter in. Not only that but Zero and John are in need of trying to get back home and stop the Scourge from spreading their neverending doom. Belle and Davis on the other hand were having their affair until it was seen by a wandering group of travelers.
"Finally Everlook! Fantastic!" John shouted in joy as he hopped with his short dwarven feet. Merchants and Travelers seem to be calm in this region. As the group arrived at the inn they chatted and bought some beers to drink.
"So now that you guys are here make yourselves home man. There ain't no way you gonna be going home," Techa said. John's mouth dropped including his beer mug.
"What!? But how come?"
"Because the flight masters can't give anyone a ride due to the recent reports of their murders. Mainly heavy zombie business." John was shocked as soon as he heard this event. Then a spark of an idea came to his mind.
"Hey Chilly we help cha beat that nasty ole troll Yuki. So can you open us up a portal?" He said as he peered back at the room as Yuki started fooling around with Zero by smashing the beer mugs.
"Yes I can but the problem is that once I teleport you to that major city the zombies will automatically find you. I mean take a look at the Gnomish Times Magazine! The mage district has been under control," the gnome showed him the newspaper and John accepted it. He saw the front cover of the headlines saying 'SCOURGE TAKES STORMWIND AND IRONFORGE' and 'Druidina Elfy and Tad Zitt.'
"Those bastards," He grumbled.
"Well just get your sleep and maybe we can solve this tomorrow," Techa suggested. She and her brother walked into the nearby compartment and laid to rest. John was to frustrated to even think of sleeping. His own hometown filled with zombies and his friends separated. Then Zero walked up to him.
"I know how you feel buddy," he patted the dwarf's shoulder. "I love ya too," then John punched him in the stomach. "I'm ok!" John walked outside of the inn. He stared at the sky than he looked at his left to discover a Goblin posting a bounty.
"This shaman has been accused of being overpowered and must be nerfed! He goes by the name of a whale and he was an ambassador for the Taurens of Thunder Bluff. The reward will be a Goblin transporter straight to Stranglethorn Vale," John read and stopped when it got over exaggerated with hard to understand l33t chat. "I'm never gonna stand a chance against a shaman but the only class that can is...," he turns back and finds Zero fooling around with Gnomish Bombs.
"So if I run up to on of my bombs before they explode I'll fly?" Zero asked the gnome.
"Sure give it a try," the little gnome replied back. Soon Zero threw the explosive a couple of foot in front of him and ran straight to it. Once he encounters it he instead blasts his self and lands on his back.
"You lied!"
"Hahahah sucker," the gnome said sprinting away.
"Hey Zero I was wondering," John tried to tell Zero of the bounty "Do you wann go back home? And um maybe become all powerful and meet some hot chicks?" John elbowed Zero on the arm.
"When I talk to girls I turn red," Zero commented and walked away. John grabbed him by the arm.
"No wait! Look at this we can get a free Goblin Transporter to teleport to Stranglethorn Vale which is on the other side. Head to Stormwind and fight back for our land. Aye are you in?"
"Okaaayyyyyy."
"Good! Let's find him!" The two went to the mailbox and sent a mail to Shamu the tauren shaman they first encountered in Stormwind. After a couple of hours later the shaman arrived.
"Ok what now? Look some Wyvern brought back this mail all beaten and he got it covered in blood stain and some zombie bite marks. Do you know how hard it is to fight your way out of a small noob player area when the Scourge make it their own territory?" Shamu complained as he marched to the paladin and hunter. Alongside of him was Vector the undead rogue leaning on the side of the entrance not giving a shit about what's going on.
"Would you like some cheese with that whine?" Zero asked.
"Umm why yes I am kinda thirsty and hunger-," Zero slammed the Tauren's face with his grand mace. The shaman fell to the ground and shook his head. "Hey what gives?" Zero continued to pummel on until the shaman fell unconscious. "That's it!" Shamu blasted the retribution paladin with a Frost Shock. He ran away as soon Zero's speed was withered.
"You gonna run coward?" Zero roared casting a blessing of freedom around his self and chased down the horde. Shamu turned around and blasted a Nature Shock which socred a critical on Zero's whole body. He was still living and he pulled a Hammer of Justice right on Shamu stunning him momentarily. The paladin healed his self and went back to recklessly swinging his mace on the unsuspected tauren. The tauren awoke from his stunned state and swinged his mace right on Zero's face. Blood dripped down Zero's Judgement Helm but that didn't stop him he jumped up and slammed at the shaman's blocking shield. The cracks were heard as the two objects made contact. Then the Shaman made a final move the ultimate Chain Lightning Blast which Zero saw right infront of his very eyes. The motion started to slow down and soon Zero casted Divine Shield which deflected the shock(No this doesn't happen in the game) right to a sign post. The post landed on the goblin that had a bounty on Shamu.
"No! Zero you idiot! You killed our only chance of saving Ironforge, Stormwind, and Darnassus!" John roared coming out of the box he was hiding in.
"Gasp! John you said a bad word! Darn Asses!" Zero said putting away his mace.
"No moron he said Darnassus the place where night elves live. Hard to believe you can even fight on your own," Shamu said approaching the dwarf. "Although it was a great fight I've had ever since," he shook hands with Zero.
"Yeah real applauding," Vector clapped.
"So wait John if you really needed a transportation to Stranglethorn Vale you could have taken the boat at Ratchet. That's how we got here," Shamu scratched his head.
"Oh boy thanks. Sorry Zero for getting ya caught in a fight."
"Don't worry buddy your still my best friend!"
"What? No your just... a friend."
"Alrighty then." Zero, John, Shamu, and Vector went into the inn to take a break and plan their trip to Ratchet.
On the other occasion Belle and Davis try to settle the little incident they had.
"So sorry for that whole sex scene and umm well were kinda lost right now in this island and I don't know how to get out of here," Belle explained.
"No problem the name is Clyde! The Super Powerful Almighty Oversized Weapon wielding champion!" He heroically stated. "And this lad over here is Emo-Man."
"No I'm not! My name is Danny the Night Elf Mercenary hired to stealthily kill and slaughter anything that gets in my way!" Danny said trying to cut his self with his shiny dagger.
"The lil boy ovah der is our top mighty smary and perverted Gnomier!"
"Hi...hehe I love night elf booties," The gnome rudely stated infront of Belle. Davis got closer to her making sure he didn't get near.
"And this is our medic Aneya."
"Hi," Aneya shyly said.
"And the other fact is that you two aren't on an island! Your on Strangle Thorn Vale!"
"WHAT!? Ok Belle lets pack up were heading to Booty Bay," Davis said sheating his Quel Serrar. Then Clyde stopped them from their tracks.
"You ain't goin anywhere. Your in the jungle baby! YOUR GONNA DIE!" Clyde said maniacally swinging his huge battle axe. Danny stealthed away and Gnomier lighted the fuse on his dynamites. Clyde swung his axe straight at Belle's face but Davis jumped in and parried it.
The rogue backstabbed Davis on the back and Davis had to endure the burning explosions when the gnome threw the bombs. Davis fell on the ground suffering from the pain the three psychopaths did.
"Belle run!" Davis shouted embedding Quel Serrar onto the ground.
"Don't worry Davis! I'll look for help as soon as I reach Booty Bay!" Belle shouted as she enters Travel Form and runs away. Clyde, Gnomier, and Danny constantly attack the body covering the noble warrior's entire looks with scars and bruises.
"Ughhh... you monsters," Davis said as his eyes went shut and the last thing he heard were the laughters of these deranged travelers.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Will Davis survive this unsuspected attack!?
