Kris: Well I'll be damned. When I first wrote about Aizen getting killed by Don Kanonji, I never would have thought the two would ever even interact. Those of you who have read 411 would know what I am talking about.
In light of recent chapters, I have been given some good inspiration to write about Keigo killing Aizen. Mizurio will get his turn later. This chapter takes place right after 411, so spoilers of the most recent chapter…Oh! And thanks for the lovely reviews! They are very encouraging.
AIZEN GETS KILLED BY KEIGO ASANO
Keigo ran as fast as he could along the deserted streets of Karakura town. Who the heck—no—just what the heck were those guys? And what did they have to do with Ichigo? Keigo knew only two things. These guys were dangerous. And powerful. He guessed they were the antagonists of this entire scenario.
Keigo grunted slightly as he pushed his legs to go faster and further. Chizuru wasn't any heavy in the slightest, but he really needed to put her down, so he could get back to Tatsuki and Michiru in time. If he didn't hurry they might already be…
Pushing the thought out of his mind, he placed Chizuru in some nearby bushes and turned back, running faster than before. What would he do once he got there? He still had no idea. One thing was for certain and that was he couldn't take any of those two on, not by a long shot. They defiantly weren't human he thought, especially that one with the long hair. As Keigo came closer and closer to where he knew his friends and the two strange men were, he gained a sudden idea. If he were to go across the intersection on his right instead of straight ahead, he could approach the two men from behind, and perhaps stall them long enough for Tatsuki to run away with Michiru. It was worth a shot and wouldn't take much longer. He could already sense both girls hadn't been harmed, and there was another presence there as well. Quickly running around the building, he was able to approach the men from behind. He noticed Don Kanonji was there, waving his magic stick about. Also there was that hot chick who turned up at his class once. Slightly side tracked, Keigo didn't notice where he was running until he tripped. Instinctively trying to stop his fall, he instantly grabbed for the closest thing he could reach. Which just happened to be Aizen's new mullet. Now where Keigo tripped, there just happened to be an open manhole. And so Keigo Asano pulled The Great Aizen down in to the abyssopelagic depths of Karakura town…
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Almost an hour later, Tatsuki, Michiru, Chizuru, Rangiku, Don Kanonji and Gin all crowded around, staring into the deep, dark manhole. Think 'Holes' movie poster.
"Do…do you think they survived?" asked Michiru, wiping sleep from her eyes.
"I don't feel Aizen's riestu anymore…" said Rangiku.
"What about Asano?" asked Tatsuki.
"Your friend was only a human," said Gin. "I doubt he could survive a fall like that, likely into shallow water below."
There was a sad moments pause, before an ominous hand arose from the manhole. The six instinctively took a step back. The hand grabbed the edge of the manhole and pushed up to reveal…Keigo!
"Keigo!" cried Chizuru, glomping him even though she likes girls. "How did you survive?"
"I really owe it to the guy with the mullet," said Keigo. "He cushioned my fall, and then a shark came and ate him."
"Well in that case…" began Rangiku. "AIZEN'S DEAD!WHOOO-OUCH! My guts! Gin, be a dear and lead me to 4th division, will you?"
"Yes, Ran-chan" Gin replied, taking her and leaving for 4th Division.
This left the five humans gathered around the manhole.
"Wall that's some strong technique you have there, Sonny" Kanonji said, turning to Keigo. "That was a crazy strong spirit you defeat."
"I can't believe you did it…" was all Tatsuki said.
"Well…uhhh…it was nothing," said Keigo.
"For this," said Kanonji, "You are to become my #1 pupil!"
"Wait…isn't that Ichigo's job?"
"Not anymore."
"Speaking of Ichigo, where is he?" Chizuru asked.
"…"
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It was a weird sensation. Stepping out into the world for the first time in what felt like three months, only for an hour to have passed in real time. Ichigo jumped out of the Senkaimon in the middle of Karakura town, his father close behind.
"Alright!" he said. "I've perfected the final Getsuga Tenshou! Boy that Tensa Zangetsu and Hollow me are tough. And their love child they made for me is a BEAST! Now where's that Aizen, I need to kill him."
"Easy now, Ichigo," said Isshin. "Don't distract yourself."
Ichigo nodded, then noticing a group of partying Shinigami all around Keigo. A number of the Karakura residents had awoken and were either wondering what was going on, or partying with the Shinigami for the hell of it. Mostly both.
"Keigo!" shouted Ichigo. "What the heck is going on?"
"I don't know!" answered Keigo. "I accidentally killed some guy with a mullet and a dress and now everyone thinks I'm a hero."
"Wait," said Ichigo. "You accidentally killed some guy…"
Nod.
"With a mullet…"
Nod.
"And a dress…"
Nod.
"What you killed Aizen?"
Nod.
"What? You mean I-for three months I-"
Ichigo then went and found a nice emo corner to grow mushrooms in.
"Well that was anti-climatic…" said Isshin, as he went to join the party.
Join us next time for Aizen Gets Killed by a Filler Character Take #1: The Bount!
Kris: I hope you enjoyed reading this chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it! I have actually already written the next chapter, in fact I wrote it before I wrote this one, haha xD It's a lot shorter than this one though.
Please review and see you soon!
-Kris
