Back At the Clearwater's…

"Hey Seth!" called Leah from upstairs. "Ready to go to this weird crazy werewolf voo doo thing?"

"Nah." he said. "I'm going to a sleepover."

"Are you bringing kettle corn?"

"Of course!"

"Okay." nodded Leah. "Have fun."

Back At the Cullen's…

"SETH!" cried Edward as he flung the door open.

"No Edward, this is Rosalie. Listen, have you seen Emm-"

"DON'T CARE!" shouted Edward as he slammed the door in her face. The doorbell rang. "Go away Rosalie!"

"It's Seth!"

Edward flung the door open. "SETH! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I CALLED YOU 10 MINUTES AGO!"

Seth looked at him in surprise. "I was making kettle corn."

"DON'T EVER LEAVE ME OKAY?" Edward pulled Seth into a bone crushing hug.

"SETH!" screamed Jasper, feeling Edward's emotions. He hugged Seth too. "I WAS AFRAID I WAS GOING TO LOSE YOU!"

Alice walked down the stairs. "Hey Seth."

"There's so much love in this house…" gasped Seth.

"BACK OFF JASPER!" snarled Edward. "GET YOUR OWN BFF!"

Jasper started to cry. "WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS LEAVE ME?" and the he ran up stairs sobbing.

"So guess what movie I picked!" said Edward in excitement.

"Umm…The Phantom of the Opera?"

"NO SILLY!" said Edward. "10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU!"

"Funny," said Seth, "Leah always picks that movie too."

Edward looked worried. "Does that bother you? Should we watch something else?"

"No," said Seth. "It's all good, Heath Ledger is in it."

"YAY!" squealed Edward. "SLUMBER PARTY!"

"Wait," said Seth. "How can we have a sleep over if you don't sleep?"

Edward snorted. "You thought we were actually going to sleep?" He noticed the look on Seth's face. "Don't worry, we'll get you jacked up on Monster or something."

Seth's eyes widened. "WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?"

Later That Evening…

"And then we jumped and it was all KAPOW!" said Emmett happily.

"I know!" said Aro. "And then the guy was all, 'you guys need bungee cords!'"

"And we were all, 'your mamma!'"

"That was the pimp shizzle." nodded Aro.

"So what next?" asked Emmett.

"Hmmm." thought Aro. "We could go to McDonald's and have a pokemon battle."

"Sounds good." nodded Emmett. "Let's just stop off at home so I can get my poke balls."

Emmett unlocked the door and gasped. "GASP!"

"GASP!"

"LE GASP!"

"EDWARD!" said Emmett.

"EMMETT!"

"EDWARD!"

"EMMETT!"

"ARO!" said Aro happily. "What game are we playing?"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!" said Emmett.

"BETTER BELIEVE IT!" said Edward.

"YOU'RE WATCHING HEATH LEDGER WITH SOMEONE ELSE? THAT'S OUR BONDING THING!"

"DEAL!"

"Well this is awkward," said Seth. He looked at Aro. "I'm Seth."

"I'm Aro."

"DON'T TALK TO HIM ARO!" shouted Emmett. "He's friends with that TRAITOR!"

"DON'T TALK TO HIM SETH!" shouted Edward. "He's a mean, nasty, BEST FRIEND STEALER!"

"Guys," said Aro wisely, "You can have more than one BFF."

"SHUT UP ARO!" snapped Emmett.

"NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY FEELINGS!" Aro wailed, and he turned and ran up stairs. "JASPER WILL UNDERSTAND!"

"NO!" shouted Emmett, running after him, "WAIT FOR ME!"

Seth cleared his throat. "Maybe I should call Leah and go home."

Edward looked grumpy. "Go ahead."

"Okay." He went to the phone and dialed his house.

"Clearwater Residence."

"Leah?" asked Seth. "Can you come pick me up?"

"Hmmm." said Leah. "Where are you? I thought you had a sleepover?"

"I did. Ummm, it's over now. I'm at the Cullen's."

"WHAT?" she screeched. "WHY?"

"Me and Edward are BFFS."

"WHAT?" she screamed. "WHEN?"

"Today I guess."

"WHAT?" she shouted. "WHERE?"

"At the sleepover."

"WHAT?" she hollered. "HOW?"

"I dunno. He just said so."

"WHAT?" she said loudly.

"LEAH!"

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BFF!"

"Leah, Leah, Leah." Seth said, shaking his head. "People drift apart. Maybe it's time you found some new friends."

"YOU'LL RUE THE DAY YOU REPLACED ME!" she wailed. "YOU'L RUE IT!" then there was some maniacal laughter and she hung up.

"Wait!" cried Seth. "Who's gonna take me home?" he walked back into the living room.

"Is she coming?" asked Edward.

"I dunno…" said Seth. "I guess I'll just run home then."

"Okay."

Back at the Clearwater's…

The doorbell rang, and Leah jumped up to answer it.

"Hi," said Rosalie, "You might not know me, but my brother is apparently waiting for you brother and I was wondering- WAIT WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?"

For Leah was now grinning evilly.


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