A/N: Here you go! More Facebook Chat! Lol…This one has nothing to do with the last two chapters. It's all new material! So…Diana tries to bond with Natalie, henry learns to be cruel, Gabe does the unthinkable, and Dr. Fine has to watch his soaps.

REVIEW PLEASE!

Disclaimer: Is it even necessary by now?


Natalie

Natalie Goodman is online.

Diana Goodman is online.

Diana: Hey! Hey Natalie! Natalie! Guess what! Natalie! Natalie!

Natalie: If I answer will you leave me alone?

Diana: I found Arnold Schwarzenegger's Facebook!

Natalie: What?

Diana: And I chatted with him!

Natalie: Uh-huh…

Diana: He even has a customized offline signature.

Natalie: What is it?

Diana: 'I'll be back…'

Natalie: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's actually kind of funny!

Diana: I know!

Natalie: HOLY SHIT! Are we bonding?

Diana: Oh my God, we are….

Natalie: Um…

Diana: Well…

Natalie: How about them Yankees?


Gabe

Gabe Goodman is online.

Dan Goodman is online.

Dan: Oh, hi Gabe!

Gabe: Hi Dad…

Dan: So….

Gabe: So what?

Dan: Your mother and your sister are bonding…

Gabe: For real? Holy crap, it's the apocalypse.

Dan: Or just an epiphany…

Gabe: Ok, so….why do I care?

Dan: Well, I dunno….I was thinking-

Gabe: We're not bonding.

Gabe Goodman is offline.

Dan: Shit…


Henry

Henry Davis is online.

Dr. Madden is online.

Henry: Pssst….

Dr. Madden: Um…do I even know you?

Henry: Not really….

Dr. Madden: Ok…what do you need?

Henry: Everyone's bonding…

Dr. Madden: So?

Henry: I DON'T HAVE A FATHER TO BOND WITH!

Dr. Madden: Aww, I'm sorry…

Henry: *sigh*

Dr. Madden: Well…

Henry: I think I'm gonna go smoke again…

Dr. Madden: Ok…

Henry: Bye!

Henry Davis is offline.


Natalie

Diana: AHH! We didn't sign off this time!

Natalie: That's because you keep talking….

Diana: hehehehehe….

Natalie: Well, what else is there to talk about?

Diana: I dunno…girly stuff!

Natalie: Great…my favorite subject…

Diana: OOH! Let's go shopping!

Natalie: Why?

Diana: Um, because we can!

Diana Goodman is offline.

Natalie Goodman is offline.


Gabe

Gabe Goodman is online.

Henry Davis is online.

Gabe: Oh. You again…

Henry: …………

Gabe: What are you doing?

Henry:…………

Gabe: Oh, the silent treatment, huh?

Henry:…………..

Gabe: Well, you're real cute…

Henry:………………..

Gabe: What? You won't say anything?"

Henry:………………….

Gabe: OMIGOD! NATALIE DIED!

Henry: WHAT?

Gabe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Henry: I HATE YOU! No. I LOATHE YOU! YOU ARE CRUEL!

Gabe: It takes skill…

Henry: Well….I CAN BE CRUEL TOO!

Gabe: I'd like to see you try…

Henry: YOU WATCH ME, PUNK!

Gabe: I'm watchin'…..

Henry: You know what? YOU. SUCK.

Gabe: And you know what else? YOU SUCK MORE.

Henry: EUIOGHSE;ROUSUHETH!

Gabe: What the fuck?

Henry: Sorry…I just got really angry and took it out on the keyboard…

Gabe: Uh-huh…

Henry: …………..Bye.

Henry Davis is offline.


Natalie

Natalie Goodman is online via Facebook for iPhone.

Henry Davis is online.

Henry: Hi!

Natalie: Save me….please…

Henry: Why?

Natalie: I'm shopping. With my mother.

Henry: So? I thought girls liked shopping.

Natalie: Not this girl….

Henry: Gotcha….

Natalie: Ugh…Can I go die now?

Henry: NO!

Natalie:…………….

Henry: So…I was thinking…

Natalie: No.

Henry: But you didn't even know what I was asking!

Natalie: It's something stupid, that much I know.

Henry: Teach me to be cruel.

Natalie: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY THERE?

Henry: Nothing!

Natalie: That's what I thought you said…

Henry: How do you do it?

Natalie: I dunno…it just comes to me.

Henry: Oh, gee, thanks….

Natalie: Get angry or something. That's what I do.

Henry: But what am I getting angry about?

Natalie: I dunno…pretend I cheated on you or something…

Henry: Whoa, whoa, whoa….what are you trying to say there?

Natalie: I'm trying to set a scenario.

Henry: Are you telling me you're cheating on me?

Natalie: No! It was an example!

Henry: WHO IS HE?

Natalie: Um….

Henry: BITCH, WHO IS HE?

Natalie: You did NOT just call me a bitch…

Henry: Well, I did…So…HA!

Natalie: Oh my God, I think you've got it….

Henry: I'm being mean? YAAAY!

Natalie: Bipolar much?

Henry: Oh, you wish….

Natalie: Gotta go….Mom's calling me…Oh, and Henry?

Henry: Yes?

Natalie: Kick Gabe's ass.

Henry: Will do…

Natalie Goodman is offline.

Henry: Hehehehehe….


Diana

Diana Goodman is online.

Dr. Madden is online.

Diana: Psst…Dr. Madden!

Dr. Madden: Hmmm?

Diana: This isn't working!

Dr. Madden: What's not working?

Diana: This bonding crap.

Dr. Madden: Well…Natalie is a rather tough cookie…

Diana: lol…I always liked that saying…Hmm…I want a cookie now…

Dr. Madden: Um, Diana? Back to the subject…

Diana: Oh right!

Dr. Madden: Well…maybe you should try doing something that she likes.

Diana: Well, What does she like?

Dr. Madden: How the hell should I know? You're her mother!

Diana: Like I spend enough time with her to know these things…

Dr. Madden: Just ask her….

Diana: MAKE ME!

Dr. Madden:………………

Diana: Ok, fine….

Diana Goodman is offline.


Dan

Dan Goodman is online.

Dr. Fine is online.

Dr. Fine: Hi!

Dan: Why are you talking to me?

Dr. Fine: Well, I was bored and you're the only one who's on…

Dan: Um…ok…

Dr. Fine: People do that, right?

Dan: I dunno….

Dr. Fine: OOH! Gotta go! Days of Our Lives is on!

Dan: You watch Days of Our Lives?

Dr. Fine: SHHHHH!

Dr. Fine is offline.

Dan: Wow…

Gabe


Gabe Goodman is online.

Henry Davis is online.

Gabe: Oh, well, look who it is…

Henry: …………

Gabe: *sticks out tongue*

Henry: *beats up Gabe and throws him into a dumpster*

Gabe: Wow…nice virtual threat…

Henry: Thank you!

Gabe: *Gets a gun and chases Henry out of the state*

Henry: Now that is cruel.

Gabe: Thanks. Let's see what you got.

Henry: *After retrieving Gabe from dumpster, punches him in the head a few times until he can no longer stand. Then drags his lifeless body away and hides it in a freezer.*

Gabe:……………..

Henry: HA! Beat THAT!

Gabe: *After chasing Henry with gun, shoot him*

Henry:……………….

Gabe: HA!

Henry: *The spirit of dead Henry tells Natalie to go and steal Gabe's gun and shoot him*

Gabe: *Shoots Natalie*

Henry: *Dead Henry and Dead Natalie strangle Gabe in his sleep*

Gabe: *Switches rooms with Dad so that he gets strangled instead*

Henry: You'd kill your own father?

Gabe: I'd kill a lot of people….you included.

Undercover Police Facebook Guy: Alright, which one of you is posting death threats?

Gabe: HE IS!

Henry: HE IS!

Undercover Police Facebook Guy: Alright, now…I assume you're just kidding around. As they say, boys will be boys…

Gabe: Yeah…

Henry:…………..

Undercover Police Facebook Guy: What's his problem?

Henry: Um…well…

Gabe: He's just, um, shy.

Henry: What?

Gabe: Yeah! Terribly shy! HE DOESN'T SMOKE POT!

Undercover Police Facebook Guy: What's this about pot?

Gabe: Nothing!

Undercover Police Facebook Guy: Oh. OK! As you were boys…

Undercover Police Facebook Guy is offline.

Henry: What the hell was that for?

Gabe: I dunno…I guess I kind of felt bad for you…

Henry: Um…thanks.

Gabe: Not a word of this goes to anyone.

Henry: Right.

Gabe: What happens in the chat room, stays in the chat room.

Henry: Amen.

Gabe: I still hate you.

Henry: Me too…

Gabe Goodman is offline.

Henry Davis is offline.


Natalie

Natalie Goodman is online via Facebook for iPhone.

Henry Davis is online.

Henry: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

Natalie: What?

Henry: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

Natalie: Um…why?

Henry: GABE WAS NICE TO ME!

Natalie: WHAT?

Henry: YES!

Natalie: WHY?

Henry: I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!

Natalie: That's…that's just…WEIRD!

Henry: I KNOW!

Natalie: Wow…

Henry: So…whatcha doin'?

Natalie: Your mom.

Henry: Huh?

Natalie: It was a joke.

Henry: I knew that!

Natalie: No, my mom's going on with this bonding thing….

Henry: Where are you now?

Natalie: You know how Jason Mraz is in town?

Henry: Yeah…

Natalie: We're stalking him.

Henry: Wow….

Natalie: Yeah…Oh wait! Here he comes! Gotta go ,bye!

Natalie Goodman is offline.

Henry: Damn you, Jason Mraz….

A/N: lol…Poor Henry…Sorry to cut it off so short…

So….any more ideas?

Reviews, anyone?