OK, I'm updating again. Feel happy, or loved, or whatever you wanna feel. This is a short, pointless chappie. Onward!


Chapter Three

Evil Plan and Kuzco's Doodles

"Kuzco? Romeo? AHAHAHAHA!" Yzma burst out laughing. "No seriously Kronk, what's the assignment?" she asked.

"It's no joke there, Yzma. The guy is a natural actor. He upstaged every last one of the people trying to play Romeo."

"Impossible! That cocky, idiot of an emperor can act? Then he'll pass the assignment hands down. I HAVE to get him to drop out."

"Well, ya know, he didn't want the part anyway and you know how he likes Malina. And Malaguaco says he has two kissing scenes, he might even put in a third one. Don't you think you should, you know, be nice and let him kiss Malina?"

"Kronk, since when am I ever nice to Kuzco?" Yzma asked dryly. Kronk shrugged.

"There's a first time for everything. By the way, you seen Principle Amzy around? I needed to ask her something." Yzma growled.

"Kronk, how many times must I tell you? I'M Amzy. It's a disguise. Watch." She ripped off her purple dress to reveal herself in her Principle Amzy disguise."

"WOW! ...hey where'd Yzma go?" Kronk looked around for the crone. Yzma aka Amzy slapped her forehead.

"Dear sun god above, help me." (They worshiped the sun god, right?) "Never mind it Kronk." She ripped off her disguise and revealed herself as Yzma. "To the secret lab." They ended up in front of the thing with two levers that look like fangs. "Pull the lever Kronk." He pulled one lever and some molasses followed her white feathers and a rubber glove fell on Yzma.

"Ha, you look like a chicken." Yzma growled and pulled the correct lever. The wall flipped and the feathers and crud all were gone.

"Welcome to the secret lab ride. If you look in the front compartment, you will see a souvenir pair of lab goggles. Enjoy the ride." The roller coaster got started. Yzma sat without emotion while Kronk has his hands in the hair and he cheered. The ride flashed and then stopped outside a photo booth thing.

"Aw man, I had my eyes closed in the picture..." Kronk said with a pout. "Can we go again?"

"No!" Yzma snapped.

"Aww..." The ride continued. They went down the spiral-like part and the car stopped and they flipped out, dressed in their lab coats, high-fived, and jogged out to the potions and crud.

"Ah, how shall I do it? I know..."

(Visionary)

"I'll concoct a potion..." Purple visual of a potion bottle against black background. "And feed it to Kuzco..." Shows purple visual of Kuzco drinking potion then poof cloud. "And he'll get a purple polka dotted tongue."

(End very stupid visionary)

"It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant." She chuckled evilly.

"Um, how exactly does that stop him from acting in the play?" Kronk asked. "I mean, a polka dotted tongue? What's the big deal?"Yzma pursed her lips.

"I see your point. Um...try to make him stage fright?"

"Won't work. He loves the spotlight."

"Why don't you come up with a bright idea?" Yzma demanded.

"I don't want Kuzco to fail this assignment, mostly because this play is a classic." Yzma gaped at him.

"WHAT? Who cares?" she shrieked.

"I do. You're on your own, lady." Kronk left the lab and Yzma growled. Then, a lightbulb flashed over her head.

"Wait, I know. I'll give Malina garlic flavored and scented breath so Kuzco will refuse to kiss her. AH HA! It's brilliant." She went to work concocting her garlic potion.


Er, Meanwhile...

"It's time for Kuzco's doodles. That's the part of the show where I draw stuff. Ok, it's about our kiss scene. Malina cannot wait to kiss me. Can't say I blame her." There was a picture of Malina looking at Kuzco in a dramatic pose with a rose in his hand and there were hearts around her head.

"Hey Kuzco."

"Kronk? What are you doing? It's Kuzco's doodles time."

"Oh, just wanted to warn you the Yzma plans to sabotage the play."

"...what does sabotage mean again?" Kronk thought for a second then pulled out a dictionary.

"Um...oh, here it is. 'Sabotage, deliberately destroy or obstruct.'"

"She want's to destroy the play?"

"Well, mess it up so you fail."

"What's she gonna do, give me stage fright?"

"Nah, I told her it wouldn't work."

"Wow, maybe you're not such a meathead after all."

"Thanks...hey."

"Whatever. Back to my doodles. Yzma, ugly, wrinkly Yzma tries to capture my beautiful Juliet so I won't stay in the play. But I'm...a super hero." Doodle of Kuzco in superman related costume.

"I seriously think Malina would use the term 'super ego' instead."

"Quiet Kronk, my fans wanna see this. Anyway, I'll fly in and save Malina." Picture of Kuzco flying and carrying Malina bridal style. "And we smoochy smooch, smooch." Balcony, him, Malina, smooch, you got it.

"...I'm getting disturbed."

"Hush Kronk. She becomes my empress and we live happily ever after."

"...I seriously doubt that'll happen."

"Yeah, I can't fly. And that outfit makes my hips look big." Kronk sighed and shook his head.

"It's the whole...never mind. Just, never mind."

"What Kronk?"

"Forget it."

"Oh, time for rehearsal, and time to kiss my Juliet."


NOTE: Next chapter I'm adding a kiss scene to balcony scene. I didn't see one in there so I'm making it up in there. Ok? Ok? I took the requests for Kuzco's doodles and for Yzma to plat so ying. I will update eventually.