A/N: Hey. Just wanted to say Thank you to the new followers and those who favorites this story. I get the alerts so I'm aware. Also thanks to my Bestie for reading the story too! Please review so you can give me pointers on how to make the story better and what not. Thanks again.
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee. If I did, Artie would only be singing Micheal Jackson songs.
P.S. I suggest you listen to the song Red Solo Cup for this chapter
Nick sat cuddled up to Jeff on the couch in Jeff's apartment watching a movie that none were actually paying attention to. They were too busy sucking faces since they had nothing better to do. On the other end of the couch were David and Wes engaged in an arm wrestling contest.
"Aha! I win" said David with a shout of triumph.
"Guys I'm bored" Nick said while coming up for air after making out with his boyfriend.
"Yeah me too" agreed Jeff. "I mean it's not like we can't do anything without Blaine but he was the one that usually comes up with fun stuff for us to do."
"There has to be something we can do to pass the time until he gets back from school" said David thoughtfully.
Each sat pondering what fun activity they could do when Wes had an idea. He got up and went towards the kitchen in Jeff's apartment and started to pull out the red solo cups that he knew Jeff kept there for parties. He stacked them up on the table in front of the rest of the guys and then went back into the kitchen in the fridge and retrieved a big bottle of Jack and ice cubes. Then he started to pour the hard liquor into the cups and he passed them around. The guys gladly accepted their drinks and then lifted up their red solo cups and Wes said:
"Let's proceed to party"
"We can't just party without music Wes" said jeff after taking a swig of his drink.
"Hmmm. I got it!" David cried. He got up and went to the wall where Jeff kept his guitar and then he pulled the instrument from the wall and went back to the meet the rest of the guys. He then started the strum and guitar and sing:
1,2,3
Now red solo cup is the best receptacle
From barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinkin' from glass (that's true!)
In school Blaine was having a really hard time keeping calm. He had been to three classes and he already wants to slam his face into the lockers. Not only did rumors about him increase tremendously after what happened this morning, he had to take the pointing and whispering about him. Back at Dalton, the classes were very challenging and he hard to really try his best to get the 4.0 G.P.A that he now had but in this school, it seemed like the lesson plan for each teacher were for five-year olds. He did not feel challenged at all which made him extremely bored in class. He tried paying attention but the teacher's voice was like an instant lullaby that he couldn't keep his eyes open to. He tried doing other things to keep him occupied in class like drawing, writing song lyrics, or texting his friends but all to no avail. He texted Jeff to keep him entertained and the response he received was face-palm worthy.
To Jeff:
Hey Jeff I'm bored. Help! - B
yooo bblaine wat r u duonn? u ve purdy eyes - J
What? Dude are you drunk? - B
yup. yuppity yup yup - J
Its 11:00 in the morning! - B
W.e enjoy. - B
Yeah. Since Jeff was drunk, it was safe to say the rest of his friends were drunk as well. As if that wasn't enough torture, Karofsky decided to make his day even worse. Every chance he got, he would shove Blaine into the lockers and stalk off saying "oops. sorry" Yeah sorry indeed, thought Blaine. You would think the boy would back off after Kurt clearly warned him to. Speaking of Kurt, that was another reason Blaine was agitated. He just wanted to see the bad boy and get to know him more but it seemed like Kurt disintegrated into thin air after that morning. The bell rung for him to get to his next class: AP Calculus.
He walked into the class and the teacher immediately noticed that he was new so she took the paper from him and asked him to introduce himself to the class. Blaine internally groaned because this was another thing that was getting him frustrated. In all his classes so far he had to introduce himself. He did not see the point. Everyone already knew who he was because they were spreading rumors about him, so he did not know why he had to introduce himself. This class is going to be the death of me Blaine thought. But then he spotted a pair of black combat boots resting comfortably at the desk towards the back of the class and his heart skipped a beat. He might just have fun in this class after all.
"Hi. I'm Blaine Anderson and I'm shy" he said in a rush. Of course it was absolute bullocks but he knew the teacher would not ask him questions seeing that he was shy and the kids would not approach a shy kid. He quickly made his way towards the owner of the black boots.
Kurt looked up from where he was sitting at the back and saw the gelled down version of Frodo at the front of the class staring at him. He got a little excited because he had been curious about how the new kid was doing but he was not about to let Blaine know that. Blaine made his way next to Kurt and sat down. Then he proceeded to take out the things he needed for the class.
"What the fuck are you doing?" glared Kurt.
"Um.. taking out my stuff for class?" replied Blaine with an eyebrow raised.
"Yeah. I see that but why next to me? I thought I made it clear that I don't want anything to do with you?"
"I'm just sitting relax"
"Everything fine back there boys?" the teacher asked.
"No. McHobbit over here doesn't know boundaries and he needs to get lost" said Kurt while shooting daggers at Blaine.
"Mr. Hummel, you will be courteous to the new student and show some respect or else its detention for you young man" said the teacher.
Blaine just turned to Kurt and flashed him his signature smile and Kurt just continued to glare at him.
The teacher then proceeded to write some problems on the board and Blaine started doing them immediately without waiting for the teacher to explain what they needed to do. The problems were too easy.
"Okay class. Work with a partner and solve these problems before the end of class" the teacher said, turning to the class.
Blaine turned to Kurt and said "So partner, want to work on these problems together?"
"Does it matter if I say yes or no to you?" asked Kurt
"Nope. I just thought I should be polite and ask first"
Kurt rolled his eyes and stared outside the window. He didn't have time for this class. The only reason he was sitting there was because he needed to keep his 4.0 GPA. He was a bad boy, yes, but he did not want to be a dumb one. He attended every one of his classes and skipped only necessary. He got his friends to do the same. He wanted them all to graduate so he tried to lead them to the right path, education wise.
"What are you thinking about?" asked Blaine curiously.
"Non-ya" Kurt said still looking out the window. He then turned to the boy staring at him "Shouldn't you be working on those problems?" He motioned towards the board.
"Did them the minute she put them up. So no"
"What do you want from me?"
"To get to know you that is all"
"Well I can't be figured out"
"Who said anything about figuring you out, I just wanna be friends"
"I don't befriend preppy nerds. Sorry"
"Oh. I'm sure you would be surprised to know things about me."
"Yeah like what?" Kurt asked genuinely curious
Before Blaine could answer the teacher called for the class attention back and started going over the problems. The boys did not talk to each other until class was over. When the bell rang, Kurt hightailed out of the class like it was on fire, he did not notice the person following him close behind. When he reached his friends was when he noticed the person.
"Well look what the cat dragged in"
"The hell you talking about Tana?" Kurt asked exasperated
"Look behind you Lady Hummel"
Kurt turned around and saw Blaine standing behind him with that damn smile across his face.
"Hey Kurt" he said still grinning.
"Goddamn it hobbit. What the hell do you want?"
"Like I said, to be friends. Are these your friends?" Blaine asked eyes the four bodies behind him.
"Yes we are" answered the one Kurt called Tana. "You are pretty sexy. Want to come over to Aunty Tana's house and have a little fun?" she asked with a wink
"Santana, he can't. Obviously he's a dolphin" said a tall blonde female behind Tana.
"I'm sorry I'm a what?" Blaine asked
"She means your gay" explained Santana.
"What does me being gay have any thing to do with a dolphin?"
"You're gay and dolphins are just gay sharks. Duh" said the blonde girl like it was the most obvious thing in the world "Doesn't he know that Santana?"
"No Britt. He's new so you have to explain sometimes" answered Santana with patience in her tone.
"I never thought about it that way. That's interesting." Blaine said clearly amused "So if I'm a dolphin, what is Kurt? A dolphin too?"
"No Kurt is more of a unicorn." Britt responded
"A unicorn?"
"Yeah. See before his change, Kurt was a unicorn. He used to wear these designer outfits and walk in -"
"Okay Britt. That's enough." Kurt interrupted. "He doesn't need to know about the old me."
"Oh sorry Kurtsie. I thought you guys were friends" she said curling up to Kurt's side.
"Its okay sweetie. Just be careful what you tell people okay love?" Kurt said with the most sincerest voice Blaine had heard him use, ever.
"Okay Kurtsie. I love you"
"I love you too"
"Oh by the way. I'm Blaine Anderson to the rest of you" he said addressing Kurt's friends.
A mo-hawked boy who was very cute and had strong bulging arms was the first to address Blaine.
"I'm Noah Puckerman. But everyone calls me Puck, or Puckzilla, or Puckerman. Only Kurt calls me Noah" he said shaking hands with Blaine
"I'm Mike Chang." said a tall Asian guy that was very quiet and looked like he did not belong in the group.
"Well. I'm Santana but everyone calls me Tana or Aunty Tana" she winked at Blaine
"or Satan" muttered Puck mainly to himself
Santana punched him very hard on the arm after hearing the comment.
"Ow Tana. What the hell?"
She simply ignored him.
"I'm Britney S. Pearce and I'm better than you" said the blonde girl
"Okay. Nice to meet you all" Blaine said flashing his signature pearly whites smile.
"Okay. Now that we have all been introduced. Get lost Hobbit" Kurt sneered.
"Oh come on Kurt. Give me a chance. Like I said I have no friends here and I wanna get to know you. At least let me sit with you at lunch until I make new friends?" Blaine begged.
"Yeah Kurtsie. Let him stay! I like him!" Britney said.
"Might as well Porcelain. He would look sexy as my arm candy. Beside he looks alike a lost puppy. An adorable one too " chimed Santana.
"Yeah he seems cool" said Puck.
"Ugh. Fine! w.e" Kurt finally agreed.
Blaine did a little jump dance thing that Kurt thought made him look super adorable but he would never admit that. The bell then rang for lunch to begin.
When Blaine got to Jeff's apartment after school, he let himself in and what he saw was a sight for the sore eyes. Nick and Jeff were sprawled on top of each other with Jeff's face nuzzling Nick's neck and there were both clad in only their boxers. David was laying right next to them knocked out, while Wes had his head in a very compromising place. His face was on top of David's crotch and his arms were straddling his hips. Two empty bottles of Jack were on the floor and Red solo cups were all over of the floor of the apartment. At the sound of the door opening, Wes looked up from his "comfortable" spot and said
"Blainers is back!" then went back to putting his face back on David's crotch.
Blaine took out his phone and took several pictures of the situation and saved it for later.
"This is blackmail gold!" he said to himself.
