Dear Diary,
Yuki didn't come to the Sohma family New Year's festival! I WAS SO LONELY AND BORED. I had no one to mess with…though flicking small pieces of food at Ritsu's head was amusing. He freaks out like no one's business and…hahaha…yeah it was pretty funny. Kyo didn't come either, but he's gross. And smells funny. And he sheds in huge, gianormous clumps and it's just so…eeww it's so icky! That's the real reason he isn't allowed in this family! Fricken shedding…cat…boy…thing.
Okay, don't tell anyone this, but Momiji's dance was the cutest thing in the WORLD. Except my baby pictures. But dang, he's so adorable! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him until his head EXPLODES! But I have an image to keep up…so I have to fight these urges. Thus I have to vent by smacking people. Everyone thinks it's because I'm some horrible monster, but no; it's because I want to hug that cute little German blonde haired brown eyed JUST THINKING ABOUT HIM MAKES ME WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE. It kind of burns…actually it really burns PILLS
Okay…that feeling inside was actually indigestion. But still, you get what I mean. Anyways Yuki…oh! I usually don't even look at the girls, because girls are icky and have cooties, but Kagura was wearing some awesome boots. I had to pay Shigure like…20 bucks to ask her where she got them. So tomorrow I'm going to get Hatori to go to Sears and buy me a pair. I'll look supah sexy in them…I'm too sexy for my boots, too sexy for my boots BACK ON TRACK. So yeah! Yuki wasn't there! Ugh…oh he will pay. Yes…he will pay.
At least I have you diary…and you mister bir…okay that stupid feather duster just flew away. I'll eat him when he comes back….but I still have you diary.
-The Sexy Head of the Sohma Family: Akito Sohma-
