'Oh my fucking god! You had sex with someone else!' Donkey Kong shouted at Candy. She shouted back, 'you fat gay slut I was raped!'
DK stormed out, and Redneck Kong got down to help deliver the baby. 'Its good to see you Redneck,' said Diddy. Diddys penis was visibly erect because he was reaching up Candy Kongs vagina. She screamed, 'it's not coming out!' Redneck had a good idea. He whipped out his penis. 'When it's erect it becomes very flexible,' he declared. He started to fap.
Soon his dick was as big as Donkey Kongs grandmothers (Wrinkly Kongs) tits. He shoved his penis inside Candys vagina and wrapped it around the baby.
He pulled with all his might but it wouldn't budge. It was like a sumo wrestler was stuck in her uterus! DK walked in to see quite a scene - Diddys hand and Rednecks penis stuck up his girlfriends pregnant vagina, all while Cranky Kong was holding her hand and singing strange autistic songs.
'Get your penis out of my girlfriend!' blasted DK, and Redneck finally pulled the baby out along with his penis. 'Fight me, Redneck!' DK shouted. He whipoed out his penis and slapped him to the ground...
