'Lolz': No, I'm not dead. But I have solemn news my readers, I am discontinue-

Real Lolz barges in

Lolz: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON MY COMPUTER?

'Lolz': I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING!

Lolz: DON'T MAKE ME GET THE BROOM

'Lolz': NOT THE BROOM ANYTHING BUT THE BROOM

System announcement

You have become the gamer by typing a Fanfict-

Lolz: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU *censored* PIECE OF ******* THAT ATE ALL OF THE ********************

'Lolz' fainted, System fainted.

Lolz: I AM NOT DEAD but I have really shit news. The story will be put up for adoption because I have no more ideas for it. So PM me if you want to use it. I'm NOT quitting fanfiction and I'm making more stories but I guess you could get me to beta your story so…

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