Harry was chillin in his bed in the grifinder tower when hedgewigdge come thru the window with an letter. Harry take it and open it. It say, "Harry this is Hagar, pls come down to hut, I got something to show you boi. Thx."

Harry growl. "NO!" exclaim, "NO NOT THIS AGAIN. "

Harry say, "I need a voice of reason." he leave the boys room and go into the kitchen where Hermine is telling a house elf to quit there job and move to Jamayca or Hawaii.

"Hermine I need your help, Hagarid keeps collecting kittns and he won't stop."

Hermine say "magical kittens?" Harry answer "No, just normal ones."

Ron appear and say ,"So the kittens are squibs?"

Harry say "No just regular old kittens"

Hermine say "Yeah just regular ones"

Ron was like "But if they can't do magics then their squib kittens."

"No," say Hermine, "in order for kittens to be considered squibs, one must assume that Felis Catus are capable of magic as a species. Because such a species, commonly known as the domestic cat, possesses no trace of magics, kittens can not be considered squibs in the first place."

Ron smile. "Squib-kens."

"Wat?" say Hermine.

And ron say "we should call them squib-kins. Like squib kittens."

Haragard burst forth from the pots and pans, pots and pans flying everywhere and say "aye ye stupid lil' feckin shites, yer conversation took so long me beard grew three inches, it did, and also I walked all the way here!"

"I hope you not bring cats" say harry

Harag say "OF KORSE I BROGHT THE LIL' ASSHOLE ARE YE DAFT?! THAT'S WHAT ME WHOLE LETTER WAS ABOOT WASN'T IT O DARE I SAY, WHY, YES, I SAY."

He dump out a nother sack of kittens, plus the kittens he had a the hut before, plus that one uggo one from his pen.

"Cute" say Hermine, "what they names?"

"Nuggets, Fonzo, finn, Harry Jr, Larry Jr, Hairy Jr with a I instead of a A, Lil' Shite Biscuit, Cat Kitterson Attornee at Paw, and Nuggetz II."

"That's one too many cats," said Harry

Hargarid almost smash harry over the face. "And yer parents had one too many kids but here we are, Harry. Here we are."