Title: I'm not tired!
Requester: Myself (I get the feeling it'll be like this for a while. Oh well.)
Beds are great. Who needs friends, family, water or any part of life when you have a nice, comfortable bed? And that's exactly how Riku felt right now. His head smashed against the pillow, arms draped over the side of his mattress. His legs, constantly shifting position under the quilt. He was far too comfortable to describe. He was in total bliss and nothing could take him away from it.
"Riku! I can't sleep!"
Except for her. Riku just ignored the pulling at his arm and buried his head further into the pillow.
"Come on Riku, get up!"
"Go to sleep Namine." He mumbled lazily.
"What part of 'I can't sleep' don't you get?" The energetic blonde groaned, still pulling at his arm. Riku rolled over, turning his back to her. Nothing gets between a man and his bed. "Well, try again." He replied, slightly more awake than before. But now he felt tugging at his leg.
"You're supposed to entertain me!"
"I don't wanna."
"What kind of boyfriend are you?"
"I'm only your boyfriend in the daytime. At night, I'm just Riku."
Namine sighed and sat by his bed, her back against the wood. Suddenly an idea popped into her head, making her give an evil smile.
"Well in that case, does that mean it wasn't cheating when Roxas and I made out on your birthday night?" She asked innocently.
That did it. The second that she finished her sentence, Riku had leapt out of bed and over to her. "YOU DID WHAT!?" And with that, Namine burst into fits of laughter, leaving a very confused and somewhat worried Riku. But during her constant struggles to breath from laughing, he soon realised that he had been fooled.
Eventually, Namine managed to stop laughing like a maniac but still giggled at the memory. "It wasn't that funny, ya know." Riku looked away, embarrassed at his overreaction. "You should have seen your face!" Namine smiled mockingly at him. Riku couldn't help but smile a little.
"Ya know, you have a sick sense of humour sometimes."
"Well I'm so very sorry sweetie, but that's what you get for being a terrible boyfriend and ignoring my wishes." If this had been anyone other than Riku, they would never be able to tell when she was sarcastic. And it was times like this that he was grateful for knowing her so well. With one last sigh, he slid his hands behind his head and relaxed.
"Alright Nami, you win. Riku is at your service for as long as you want." The tired teen rolled his eyes, but was completely off guard when arms were thrown around him. "Thanks Riku! You're the best boyfriend ever!" Well that opinion changed quickly. She leapt off of his lap and ran out the door. "Whoa, where are you going!?" Riku yelled across the room. Namine peeped her head through the door. "To get my bed stuff of course." And she ran out, leaving a very confused boy.
Once he had processed everything that just happened, he slapped his hand over his face, laughing to himself. How could anyone be so energetic, this late? Maybe he should invite Namine to stay the night more often, just to see what she does. He could sleep later.
Not long after, slow footsteps could be heard coming back to Riku's room. He looked up and saw Namine coming in, with her entire air bed, blankets and pillows. "Um, is this really necessary?" He asked. The blonde looked at him as if it was an obvious question. "Duh! How am I gonna feel sleepy if I'm not comfortable?" Riku scratched his head, unable to keep up with her logic. "Well whatever you say, honey."
(Unbelievably awesome transition)
"So, how is this meant to help you sleep?" Riku looked down to his side. Namine was now relaxing on her air bed, beside Riku's, but a lot lower than he was. "Simple. You entertain me, and I become so out of energy from amusement that I fall asleep." Now if only, she could explain how she managed to get good grades with that logic. Riku chuckled.
"I can't imagine you running out of energy."
"Hey! Don't make me come up there!"
"And do what? You care about me too much to even consider hurting me."
"THAT'S IT!"
Riku started laughing, which didn't last long at all. Namine had already jumped onto him and tackled him down. But, the muscles of this silver haired boy decided this fight from the start. He immediately grabbed her wrists and pushed her back onto the bed and smiled above her. "That's adorable. You think you can take down the school's best athlete."
What Riku didn't expect, were the soft lips that were now firmly on his. His eyes widened but the shock quickly wore off and he leaned down, kissing her back. And that's when Namine moved her knees so they were level with his chest. She kicked him right off of her with one feel swoop so he landed on his back. Grinning in defeat, she got back on top of him. "It's seems the school's best athlete was just taken down." Riku shuffled out of her grip so he could sit up Infront of her.
"That was cheating!"
"All's fair in love and war."
"Awwww, you love me."
"I meant the war part, you idiot!"
"It's ok Namine. I love you too."
Namine rolled her eyes and fell back onto the bed, pretending to be bored and annoyed. In reality, she was just trying to hide the pink that was ravishing her cheeks. "Well I'm flattered. But I'm still not asleep yet."
"A rock contains a hard surface, and if it's dropped from at least 10 feet and lands on a human then it could cause severe pain to their body." Namine sat back up, eyeing him in confusion. Riku smiled at her and continued. "Rocks come in many shapes and sizes, and some contain holes and various unique colours for unknown reasons-"
"What the heck are you talking about?"
"I'm making you so bored, that you'll eventually sleep."
"Well, you certainly got me bored."
"Namine, if you give me one more compliment, I might just squeal." Riku replied, sounding as sincere as possible. Namine's sarcastic face was quickly replaced with a giggle. But then an idea popped into her head. A mischievous grin spread her face, and she innocently crawled over to Riku. His expression, however quickly turned to worry. Even he couldn't figure out what she was thinking sometimes. She sat right beside him and looked right into his eyes.
"Riku, I can think of one way you can get me to sleep." She whispered in his ear. Riku was still confused but that soon faded away, and he proceeded to slam his head into his knees.
"No Namine, there is no way I am doing that again." And with that, her innocent act came to a quick end.
"Oh come on Riku, just this once! I promise I'll never ask again."
"Everytime I tell you that damn story, you say that! Well I ain't being fooled again."
"If you do, then we can snuggle." Not that Namine would have minded doing that anyway. It seemed as if she had convinced him, when that egocentric grin of his appeared on his face. He turned to her and leaned forwards so his breath was fresh on her face.
"Hate to break it to you sweetheart, but I can make you snuggle with me, without any effort whatsoever." Namine blushed at their current position and his choice of words, but she wasn't one to accept defeat so easily. Without any warning, she quickly turned around and tried to leap away. But strong arms found their way around her waist before she even got the chance and pulled her back.
"Namine Namine Namine." Riku whispered into her ear, seductively. "You mean far too much to me, for me to just let you run away from my grasp." For a moment, Namine considered just staying there and allowing him to hold her. But, sleep before intimacy was what all those guides to keeping good health told her.
She slowly twisted herself around so she was facing Riku. She forgot how comfortable his lap was. "Well if I mean so much to you, then you'll happily make me feel better by telling me the story." She grinned. Riku's confidence was not fading away, however.
"I'll tell you the story if you tell me you love me." Namine groaned.
"Do I have to?" Riku's happiness faded away and was replaced with a sad frown. But Namine knew that he was playing with her. It took a lot to offend him.
"Well fine, if it's too much for you to handle."He pouted. The blonde girl couldn't help but smile and eventually gave in. She pressed her head against his, their noses brushing softly.
"I love you, Riku."
His smile grew back.
"Almost as much as PETA loves animal cruelty."
To her surprise, Riku wasn't even slightly annoyed by that joke. Instead he instantly let go of her, and was dying of laughter. "Ok, that was pretty good." He smiled wide, still lightly laughing from that. Namine rolled her eyes but laughed a little, with him.
"Fine, I'll tell you the freaking story."
"Yay!"
Riku slid himself down so he was lying on his back with Namine still on top of him. Surprisingly, she simply closed her eyes and relaxed on his chest. Riku took a deep sigh and began.
"So Sora always wanted to be a sausage hunter. But he never managed to live his dream. Until one day when-" His story telling was interrupted by low moans from above. He lifted his head to look up and couldn't believe what he saw. Namine had instantly fallen asleep and he'd barely even started. Giving a huge sigh of relief, he just lay there. He couldn't be bothered to move from his position. Thankfully she weighed so little, that it wasn't long before he dropped off.
Moral of the story: Riku's body makes a comfortable surface.
A/N: So, I made Riku a lot sexier than planned in this oneshot. But that probably isn't even possible. I feel less straighter with every fic I write. I would have made this sooner, but recently I got shockingly tired and couldn't bring myself to write. But that seems to have passed. But anyway, hope you guys enjoyed, and don't forget to review this chapter, or else, you'll have to listen to Riku tell you about rocks all night long.
