CHAPTER 3
MOAR FRIENDS! :D
Geo: Urk...?
Sonia: Whe-when... DID WE END UP IN THIS CACOON LOOKING THINGY?
Zack: *half awake* Pancakes...
Bud: *still snoring as usual*
GLaDOS: Oh. You have awakened in the Aperture Science Relaxation Vault(ASRV).
J: *sunglasses* Hey 'YA ALL GOOD?
Mia: *sunglasses too* IM FELLIN' GOOOOOOOOOOOOO*hic*OOOOD*hic*!
Giga: How much have you guys have been drinking?
J: *drunk* ONLY *hic* 12 bottles of *hic* vodka, 8 *hic* bottles of sake, and 23 cups of *hic* wine!
Ace: First of all, GET US OUT OF THIS WEIRD CACOON LOOKING THING
Tia: Second of all, HOW CAN YOU DRINK ALCOHOL? YOU'RE ONLY 13!
J: WHO THE F*bleep*K SAID IM 13?*hic*
GLaDOS: It is true. Aperture has been testing our brand new chemical reducer and made those into pills.
Giga: Unfortunately, J and Mia thought it was candy and swallowed it.
Jack: So how old are they?
Giga: Hmmm... About... 21 years now?
Ace: *still slamming the glass of the vault to get out* WHAT?
?: I see you are having fun now...
GLaDOS: Oh, if it isn't my corrupted test subject...Alphy?
Alphy: GLaDOS! I AM HERE TO DESTROY YOU! I HAVE DISABLED ALL OF YOUR-
J: YEAH *hic* SHUT UP AND GET IN THE TALKSHOW
Alphy: Wait what?
Mia: I'LL *hic* READ THE FIRST REVIEW...!
Alphy: WHY THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO HEL-*thrown into the Incinerator* AHH-
Giga: Never mind that and this one is from Denizen Of Madness!
Mia: WHY ARE YOU *hic* readin' teh reviews BACKWARTD!
Giga: Look here, I'm reading the way you gave it to me ):(
Hello, Mr.J. I love fanfictions like this. Now, onto the Dares.
1. Bring Margaret Moonlight from No More Heroes 2 in. Have her fight Geo, please.
She's an assasin who dresses in the Gothic Lolita style and has twin scythes that double as guns. I suggest you look her up on google images; I'm not good at describing apperances. Oh, yeah. Look up her theme song, 'Philistine' on Youtube; It describes her personality perfectly.
Solo eat 1,000,000 moon pies at once.
Luna watch the entire Twilight series.
Thank you in advance.
PS. Tell Glados that Wheatly sends his regards. He's coming for her.
GLaDOS: HAH! LIES! He's actually in spa...
*door knock*
GLaDOS: *opens door* Who is... D:)
Aaron Boreal: Ummm... Is this DELTA Studio Facility?
Wheatly: *in Aaron's arm* THATS HER!
J: *snaps out* OH PIECE OF-
Mia: *snaps out* CRUD!
GLaDOS: WHERE IS THE INCINERATOR? AT LEAST A CRUSHER!
Alphy: *gets up in the incinerator and starts running around* NO! HE'S GOING TO ANNOY THE S*#T OUT OF US!
Wheatly: SEE! I TOLD YOU TO GO TO THE BACK DOOR!
Mr. Boreal: Well.. that isn't the right manners...
Giga:*coughs* Ahem... Shall we move on?
GLaDOS: WITH THAT MORON?
Wheatly: I AM NOT A MORON!
Mia: SHUT UP!
Solo: I have invited Ginji and his partner.*shows Ginji and Chaos*
Wheatly: Wow...
Mr. Boreal: LOOK HERE, WHERE ARE PEOPLE KEEP GETTING FM OR AMI-ANS?
Ginji: *in TF2 Medic voice* I have no idea!
Ginji has a scar on his head. He has really spiky hair that has the colors red and orange. His shirt has the same symbol as his scar with a black background, a pair of navy blue jeans, and a pair of black finger less gloves. Then his shoes are mostly red except the white diamond on the front of his shoe.
Chaos is an AMian that looks like a cross over between wolf and mega but his armor was black, red, and silver. His EM waves were red and he has the same scar on his armor like Ginji's.
Chaos: So we're the new Ocs?
J: Yep. Just wait until it's your turn.
*a dark maid looking woman teleports in here*
J: Oh...
Geo: WHAT! I'M FIGHTING A WOMAN WHO HAS GIGANTIC GUNS?
Mia: That makes it more interesting.
Margaret Moonlight(I'll call you M.M): Ready Geo?
Mega: OK GEO! BLACK ACE-*Head shoted*
Geo: NUUU-*head shot*
M.M: Piece of cake.
Sonia: NO! GEO!*death glare at M.M* YOU WILL PAY WHAT YOU HAVE DONE*starts to pull M.M's hair*
M.M: OUCH! STOP! MEARCY!
J: Next.
Solo: Why do people hate me...
Mia: Because you are actually an a*#^$e.
Solo: *start eating moon pies while crying* OM NOM NOM NOM NOM..
Luna: NO! ANYTHING BUT THE-*gets thrown into a room filled with Twilight books and movies*
GLaDOS: No escaping from me.
Alphy: *goes near the emergency shutdown button* …
M.M: *TF2 Sniper voice* I see ya! *boom!* Head shot!
Alphy: *dead*
Mia: Next is from again, GeminiSparkSP!
Trans in!
Wow, I didn't expect you to update so soon. In fact, maybe you should update a bit later, like say, 3 days, a maximum of 1 week. That way, you'll get more reviews and more time to set up the next chapter.
Anyways, to the dares:
-Solo, you think you're a tough guy? Fight each and every bosses from MMSF 1-3 AT ONCE. If you really did it, then you have the privilege to be 'greeted' by Captain Falcon (said greeting is actually a falcon punch to your crotch that will send you to oblivion before you could even say "Transcode Solo!"). If by any chances you don't know who Captain Falcon is, then use the strongest and the most badass character you have in mind.
-Luna, you have my mercy. Go make out with the nearest twisted, double-minded psycho. *winks at Pat*
-Bud, transcode now, eat the spiciest ginger beef you've ever made, sprinkle some pepper to your nose, and sneeze at...hmmm...aha! Rich Doctom. You know, Yeti Blizzard.
That's all I have for now. Don't forget to give it some time between chapters.
Until the next chapter!
Trans out!
Giga: I do like his hand writing..
J: MIA! DO NOT UPLOAD ANY STORIES WHILE I'M AWAY!
Mia: Sorry! My friend was waiting!(she did actually by accident)
J: Yep.. Sorry guys.. I was at a vacation to protect our intelligent briefcase.
Solo: *moon pies still stuffed in his mouth* MHM! HM HM! (Translation: BRING IT ON! SUCKARS!)
J: *spawn bosses with spawn orb* Let the battles begin!
Ginji: *eats popcorn with Chaos* Nom Nomnom...
Solo: MHHH MHH MH-(Translation: TRANSCODE! SOLO-)
Captain F.: FALCON.. PAWNCH!
Solo: *flies into the incinerator*
Mia: That was cheesy.. Lame!
Luna: *eyes bleeding due to the Twilight dare* NEVER!
J: *uses Mind Twist orb* Do it.
Luna: Yes master*makes out with Pat and starts making out*
Mia: *films*
Bud:... Okay.. *gulps in front of the volcano sauced ginger beef* OM Nah.. ah..aH..Ah.. AH..ACHOO!*sneezes into a portal that leads to Rich Doctom*
Rich: WTF!
GLaDOS: The final lucky person is... Superginji19!
Nice Chapter
But anyway on to the Dares!
Solo I dare you to fight Ginji who will be in his wave form Chaos Shadows, He has a helmet across his head that looks like chaos' head,he has an infrared visor, he has armor covering his wrist to his elbows, then a chest plate that has the same symbol as his scar, then two sheaths on his back one holding murasame the other chaos murasame, black fingerless gloves, a black suit, and his shoes look the same but are air shoes like shadow the hedgehog.
Bud and Ace EATING CONTEST!
Lyra and Mega Chase Luna with chainsaws!
Ginji give J a hypno watch because he'll need it.
that's all oh and Ginji's transcode is 19
Solo: *gets revived by the orb* WHY DID YOU REVIVE ME? WHY?
Ginji: TRANSCODE ID 019! TRANSCODE! CHAOS SHADOWS!
Solo: WAIT-
Chaos: TIME TO CHOP SOME BASTERDS!
Solo: BATTLE CARD! GAURDIAN!*spawns 20 guardians* Whew...
Ginji: *slices them into pieces* YEAH! CHOPPY CHOPPY BOTS! :D
Mia: Now that's every lumberjack's dream :D*joins in with a saw blade*
J: NO MIA! YOU'LL RUIN THE BATTLE!
Ginji: Don't worry! I finished them off before she joined in!
Mia:*groan* AW COME ON!
J: *kisses Mia on the cheek* That will calm her for a minute!
Mia: *hypnotized* ?_?
Giga: NEXT!
Bud and Ace: *starts eating 500 Megasnackz* OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Lyra: It's been a while battling with me Mega?
Mega: Ummm... It sure is...*blushes*
Luna: GOD SAVE ME!*gets sliced into pieces*
Ginji: Delivery!
J: I don't need it. I already have a watch called Darkness Ringer.
Ginji: What does it do?
J: Hypnotizes people, disguise, cloning, clocking(invisible but not invincible)..all sorts of stuffs.
Ginji: Oh ok then.
J: *looks at D.R(Darkness Ringer)* 9:30 PM? No wonder I was sleepy!
Zack: I never get noticed...
Jack: Me too..
Acid: I CAN'T BELIVE THAT I'M NOT FAMOUS ON F.!
*all the EM beings that didn't get noticed starts complaining*
J: Don't worry guys.. It's just that your not lucky! Or not often appearing in the episodes!
Mia: -_? What happened?
J: *injects an 'UN-SUSPICIOS-LOOKING-LIQUID' in Mia* Nothing. Now go to sleep my angel..
Mia:*snores*
J: Don't forget to review, subscribe and comment about it!
GLaDOS: And those that has skype, you can share a fiction file by adding plazma4682 and clicking on 'share...' so we can get more Ideas!
Giga: Characters needed, not a moron like Wheatly.
Wheatly: SHUT UP!
Ginji: On Chapter 5, we are planning to do the 'Uber Battles of Histories' so get prepared!
Captain F.: IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW THESE RULES, I AM GOING TO USE FALCON PAWNCH AGAIN!
P. Bear: And I'm gonna creep you...heheheh..
Well, sorry for being late because of the 'American trip'. I also learned a new thing in New York. The American's favorite topping on a burger is... Another Burger! XD
