DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto...if I did that would be freakin' sweet!
I hope you like it and blah blah, blah...
Sasori: When do I meet Sakura?
Me: Be patient, you'll meet her soon...
To Sakura
"Ahhhh... I feel a lot better...now to part three of my plan...find a new home, " Sakura said but heard something groaning.
"What the hell?..." she thought. She walked over to the bushes. The sound became louder, then she took out a kunai.
"It's not an animal...could it be a person?" Sakura said to herself. Then she did a countdown in her head, then jumped into action. Sakura was right, it wasn't an animal, but a lady in a black cloak on with red coats on it.
"H-help, un," the lady said, with her hand out.
"Hold on, miss," Sakura said pointing her finger. Then she did the same hand signs as she did on the bush full of berries, to the woman.
"Your poisoned," Sakura said a few seconds after.
"Can you do something about it at least, un," the lady on the floor said.
"Yes, I can miss..." she said.
"Then do whatever, and stop calling me miss, un," the women said.
"Okay , and why can't I call you miss?" she asked looking in her fanny pack.
"Thank you, and because...first, it's really annoying and second, un..." she said.
"And..." she said taking out a black liquid.
"I'm a man, un" HE said.
"Oh...sit up if you can..." Sakura said.
"I'll try, un..." he said.
He pushed up, but couldn't stay up for long, so he fell and got the wing knocked out of him. Sakura them picked him up and put him on her lap.
"Open your mouth...uhhh" Sakura said looking at him.
"Oh, I'm Deidra" he said then opened his mouth.
She opened the bottle with her teeth, then held the bottle, she poured it into Deidra's mouth.
"Mmmm that tastes go- blah ughhh ewww nasty taste nasty taste, un!!" Deidra yelled, with his hands fanning his mouth.
"Well, it's better than being dead," she said putting the bottle back in her fanny pack. Deidra stopped fanning and nodded.
"So anyway, what's your name,un?" he asked
"I'm Sakura, Sakura Haruno," she said.
"Wow, a Haruno, you're one of the greatest medical ninja in history, un," he said.
"Yeah, I know," Sakura said.
"So uhh, how old are you, if you don't mind, un?" he said.
"I don't mind, and I'm 14, and how about you, if you don't mind," she said.
"Oh, I don't mind, and I'm also 14,un ," he said with a smile.
"Why do you say, un, in every sentence ?" she asked.
"I don't know, I get asked a lot about that, I hate it, people think I'm annoying..." he said with a small frown.
"Oh I don't think it's annoying, I think it's cute," she said with a big smile. Then a silence overcame them.
"So... where do you live and where are your comrades?" Sakura asked looking down at Deidra tilting her head.
"Well, I don't remember but someone will soon come looking for me...when they do...ummm, un..." he said.
"Yes, Deidra," she asked. He sat up, and turned to her, and held on to her hands.
"W-would you like to come with me, un?" he asked.
"Hm? O-oh umm?" Sakura said looking down. He grabbed her chin and looked her in the eyes.
"Please, Sakura you would be great in the Akatsuki," he said.
"Well, Deidra my answer is..." she said with a frown.
"Yes, Sakura, un?" he said sort of knowing what the answer.
"Yes!" she said hugging him.
"i understa- wait what?! HECK YESSS!!UN!" he said hugging back. Sakura smiled.
"Part 3 of my plan is finished, and now...I start a new life," she thought.
Sasori: OKAY WTF! How come Deidra meets Sakura?!
Me: GOD DAMN-IT just wait!!
Sasori: Okay, fine...
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