Disclaimer: I don't own and UNFORTUNATELY will never own the ever sexy ghost boy (oh how I wish I did though).

AN: I will tell you when I switch POV's because I am still unfortunately bad at doing those. Also this is an AU story and the characters might be a bit OOC sorry.

OMG I am really sorry it took me so long to get this up but I have been so busy doing school work and studying for the GEE so again sorry and I hope you like it.

"Blah Blah Blah" this is people talking out loud

Blah Blah Blah this peoples thoughts

'Blah Blah Blah' this is Danny talking back and forth with phantom

(Warning): Danny unfortunately has a multiple personality disorder I'm telling you this so you don't get confused.

SmarticalOne is my collaborator for this story! Credit goes to her for some of the cool things in this story along with some friends at school!

CHAPTER 2

Danny's POV

*sigh* Damn another boring day of school. God I wish that I didn't have to deal with this. On my way to third period with the bitchiest teacher I have ever met.

"Hey dude! Why where you late?" questioned tucker, I looked at him then gave him a pensive look.

"Oh I don't know, apparently I walk to slow for the school system so they thought that making school start at an early time would make me walk faster." I answered sarcastically. He looked at me and laughed I just smiled and sat next to him.

"So dude did you notice the new girl in home room? I thought you and her might look good together, plus she was Goth so I don't think that she would mind your little "problem"," I gave him a look when he said that, "What?"

"What do you mean what, you made that sound like I had something wrong with my dick and I assure you nothing is!" he looked at me then laughed, eventually I laughed my self. I looked around and noticed that everyone was starting to pile in and then in walked the Bitch or should I say Mrs. Ecdysiast. She is so fucking dumb I don't think she knows what her last name even means a.k.a. stripper. She is soo old though that I would never want anyone to have to go through the pain of seeing her strip.

"Mr. Fenton! Stop leaning back in that chair before you break it and I have to pay for it!" she crowed at me. God I hate that bitch she is soo aggravating. I hate her with the white hot burning intensity of a thousand suns!

"The school would have to pay for it, you dumbass!" I said angrily. She looked at me with her beady little eyes and scowled, I could just tell she was about to give me detention.

"Mr. Fenton! Meet me after class!" as soon as she said that the color drained from my face, oh God I hope she doesn't try to seduce me like that teacher did in a different state, cause I just don't do bestiality.

"Wow dude, I hope she doesn't like try to rape you are something. That would suck ass because you would have lost your virginity to a shriveled up old corps." I thought about and a chill ran down my spine.

"OH GOD THE IMAGES! Please stop, don't ever say that again!" I swear I'm about to throw up! God I don't want to find out what she wants. After a while I got over it and decided to tune out whatever she was saying. I guess I should explain my "little problem". Well my "little" problem is actually a pretty big dead problem.

You see my parents are scientists and they created this portal thing called a ghost portal to a place called the Ghost Zone, which is basically where ghosts live. When they were first going to test it out they called me downstairs into the lab to watch their greatest "achievement", well when I went downstairs my mother told me to put on some weird jumpsuit so I wouldn't get hurt once I put it on I immediately tore off the sticker of my dads face.

When they plugged it in and set all of the specifications nothing happened they were disappointed and left. "Aw Maddie it didn't work I think we need more fudge!" my father yelled as he left the room.

"Jack we don't need anymore fudge we need to rework our calculations." She was saying as she followed him.

I decided that since I never come down here I would look around a bit. While I was looking around I went inside of the portal to see what was suppose to be able to bring people to a different world. "This thing is suppose to bring me to a different world yea right."

When I went inside of it there were huge wires all over the floor and along the walls, I wasn't watching where I was stepping and, "My god I cant believe that my parents are trying to get to the ghost world they are so aggra—ahhh!", I caught my foot on a wire and fell against the wall, as I was rebalancing my self I braced myself against the wall and accidentally pushed a button and all of a sudden there was a bright light and sharp pain shot through my body.

"Huh…wuh…uhhh…where am I? What happened to me? Uhhh …why does my head hurt?" Wow I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore! I wonder what happened, one minuet I'm just minding my own business and the second I'm here, then again where I was before I was here. I can't seem to remember, oh well.

"Hmm maybe if I fly up onto the roof I'll know where I am…", when I got to the roof I could see the whole city. "Wow the sun looks amazing!" hmm it seems that I'm in a town called Amity Park…hmm I don't think I've ever heard of that place.

"Oh My God! Where am I? What happened? How in the holy hell did I get on the damn roof?" Iscreamed as I found my self on the roof.

'Dude where did all the lights go?! Wait I'm blind, NO! Just when I started to see things!' someone yelled inside my head. "Wait what the hell was that!?"

"Why is WHO blind?!" Okay I think I've gone insane, this is just great. "Um voice are you still there?" there was no answer at first then, 'What! Voice, what do you mean? I'm not a voice, I'm a ghost!'

"Because you are a voice, a voice in my head?" Why does that not sound right, oh well. 'what I am not a voice in your head I am a ghost with a body! Well a body that can be see through and go through stuff, BUT! It is still a body.' Wonderful this is just great, now not only am I insane but the voice in my head is crazy to.

'But I am a ghost and I'm not crazy.' Danny didn't move he thought, What the fuck! How the hell did he know what I was thinking!? 'Well for one your yelling so its pretty easy to know what your saying and what is with all the profanity!'

"PROFANITY! I'LL SHOW YOU PROFANITY!" I can not believe this thing is inside of me!

'Well believe it and how did you gather that I'm inside of you?' Danny thought for a bit and answered, Well you say you're a ghost but even so you would have become visible by now right since we are basically yelling at each other. 'Hey you were the only one yelling.'

Whatever, just get out of my body now. Danny waited …nothing happened. Are you gone? Good he left, god that was weird!

'Still here!'

What! You can't still be here I told you to leave!

'Well I tried but I couldn't so we must be stuck this way!' Danny smacked his forehead in exasperation; I can not believe I'm stuck with some dumb ghost!

And that is my life story! Just so you know the ghost inside of me, whom Tucker has conveniently named DANNY PHANTOM, is a pain in the ass. Whenever someone is in trouble with a ghost he just feels the need to take over my body and go save them, which pisses me off because he use to just take it without even asking until I gave him a very stern talking to filled with the profanity he hates.