Hello, thought I should get this final part posted, after I wrote it over a year ago and for some strange reason, never finished posting it. Thanks for the support for the first two parts and um… enjoy

oh, quick warning, small mild Quatre abuse Duo gets a little angry on the phone, just a warning of swearing... lol

Telephone Advice – Part Three

"Hello?"

"Duo?"

"Yes."

"I…"

"Heero what's wrong!"

"I need you here right away!"

"Where?"

"HERE!"

"Where is here? Heero."

"Duo you have to come."

"Yes, yes, I will come but come where?"

"Here!"

"Home? You mean come home?"

"Yes, please Duo you have to hurry."

"Damn it Heero what the hell is wrong!"

"I can't tell you over the phone now get your butt here now!"

The phone went dead.


"I don't know Quatre! You have to tell me what's going on?"

"And how the hell am I meant to know? Go hurry and get home Duo and get off the damn phone to me!"

"Q. I need your help. Something is seriously wrong with Heero."

"No, something is seriously wrong with you Duo and it's called Jealousy!"

"We've been through this before Quatre and I am not jealous… Quatre? Quatre? DAMN IT QAUTRE YOU CAN NOT HANG UP ON ME… shit, the little fucker hung up on me!"


"Calm down."

"But he's coming."

"Just go through the plan in your head. You've cooked the dinner right?"

"Yes?"

"Flowers have been delivered?"

"Yes?"

"You've run the candle lit bath?"

"Yes."

"Then you have nothing to worry about."

"But…"

"No but, there is no but Heero. It'll be fine, now I'm going to say goodbye and I don't wanna hear from you or see you for at least a week. Unless its to call me and tell me what an great fantastic person I am and because of my brilliant plan, Duo can't sit down… no, Duo can't walk coz you have screwed him too many times and is still begging for more!"

"You are…"

"Lovely. Now goodbye and good luck and remember! USE PROTECTION!"

Heero put the phone down just as the door opened and Duo skidded in.

"What's wrong?" He panted and Heero gave a sexy smirk.

"Nothing."

"Then why did you call me here? It's sounded urgent on the phone."

"I wanted to give you these." Heero handed Duo the red and white roses. "And tell you how much I love you, which I know I haven't done in a while. And I was scared that I was losing you… actually I was more scared than that, I thought that I had lost you!"

"Damn it Heero. I love you too and you could never lose me. You've stuck with me for life."

Heero reached down and kissed Duo with all the love he felt.

"Now, besides flowers, what did you have to offer me?" Duo winked at his lover.


"Relena, I owe you big time. I'm sending you and Dorothy that dildo you saw the other day that you wanted."


"Quatre, He Loves Me!"


"So?"

"So?"

"They are both bakas."

"I agree with you on that one Relena."

"Thanks for not giving away Heero's plan to Duo."

"It's no problem. I found it amusing for a while."

Laughter.

"Well I haven't heard anything from either of them since that one sentence on my answer phone."

"Everything is solved now."

"Now, how about we fix Wufei and Sally up?"

"Quatre, you are true evil!"

Owari

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Thank You

Shinigami195