Ok. I am BACK!! Yes I know you guys love me, due to the amount of applause I know I am getting right about now.

Disclaimer: Do you really have to rub it in my face?! No emo! (I don't own in latin) GOSH!

...and people say I have hearing problems. Which I do, but still...

ON WITH THE STORY! Man I missed that.


Look closely Maximum.

What the hell do you mean look closely?! I can't even freakin' see!

If you are wondering where the hell I am right now, the voice has been keeping me in this state of conscious limbo for the past 5 minutes. The only piece of information I am getting is 'Look closely Maximum.'

If that counts as a piece of information at all.

Maximum, I am tired of your constant fighting with yourself! It is time to face the music. You are in love with FANG!

If I were conscious right about now, I swear I would have been yelling and had a throbbing vein on my forehead. I am NOT in love with Fang! He is my freaking brother! Why the hell is everyone bent on finding us together?! We are friends only! Dating him would be like incest!!

No it would not be "incest".Because it's only the most obvious thing anyone can ever see. Both you and I can feel that this is getting us nowhere, and that all you're really doing is lying to yourself.

What are you talking about?! Fang's only my best friend.

With gorgeous eyes… and a wonderful smile when he shows it… and hair that's perfect for running your fingers through… and the sexiest body I have ever se—

I did NOT just say that. I have fallen unbelievably hard on my head, thus making me think that. Yup. That's it.

I could practically hear the voice snickering. Maximum, take a look at these memories.

Next thing I knew, I was re-watching many 'Fang and me' moments. There was the time when I had had a nightmare and he comforted me. The first time we flew. The time when we had gotten into a food fight and screwed up the entire kitchen.

Then came the infamous beach scene. "Just don't die…"

At that moment the Voice dropped back in. You care for him so much, it's scary.

And then everything clicked. The time when we separated, I was in serious need of some freaking duct tape to hold myself together. I literally fell apart without him.

Fang. I needed him.

What the hell ever happened to the independent Max?!

As the kissing scenes rolled into each other, I could only sigh and wonder…

When the hell did this happen?

The Voice actually answered a direct question. I know. Milestone. It's been there for a while. I was just tired of waiting for you to realize it.

Well hooray for me. My Voice is rummaging around in my private thoughts whilst I constantly ask for the answers to questions!

I really hope that you go die somewhere.

Seriously. Seeing as I am regaining consciousness, I couldn't just leave that little together moment out in the open like that.

But thanks for the help.

As I opened my eyes again, and saw all the faces around the campfire, where I was lying, I sighed.

This is gonna be awkward.

Everyone ran over to me, but in the corner, I saw Angel's gigantic smile.

And it just got freaking worse.


And I decided because i am lazy to finish this here. It does make sense too, so there you have it. How Max met her downfall: Fang.

Sincerely, (I know you missed these)

Me: What in the world is wrong with his head?!

Moe: It's always like that.

Me: Exactly.

Ava: Quit talking about it like that. It has feelings too!

Me: I'm sorry. But you can't be angry at me, I mean: It's MR. MOLLER'S HEAD!

a.k.a. jamminangelz31