HEY GUYS! SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN SUCH A LONG TIME! Well, that's college preparatory high school for you...
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Alright ladies, it's Beast Boy Time!
I'm going to keep you updated with our random Missouri trip, so I have an announcement to make!
Missouri is so....BORING.
First thing I did when I got here was cover my nose.
Robin lied! Missouri doesn't smell like pizza and Fallout 3! It smells like a non-plastic Chritsmas tree stabbing me in the face!
AND I'M A BEAST!
Seriously, there's something wrong with this place.
Everyone here wears sport wear all the time...they dress like they are always outdoors or something.
I've had a bunch of people point a gun at me from afar, screaming "I got me an alien!"
Well, I should expect such, since I'm green.
Am I starting to talk like Raven? Weird.
I miss tacos.
We are about to go kayaking, and during this ride, Robin keeps on trying to convert me to his superstitions.
"HE'S REAL, Beast Boy!"
"HE is as real as Santa Claus!"
Starfire starting crying, "Santa's is non-existent?"
I blushed, "No, no, um...oh great. Santa's real! My bad...BATMAN IS NOT!"
I couldn't let Starfire cry like that. I don't like it when girls cry. It makes me feel bad.
"Robin, Batman is a FICTIONAL superhero. He resides in Iridium.
Raven started staring at me, "Did Beast Boy just say that?"
I ignored her, "Nothing. Not Real! He was made up to make little kids think that they can be us, superheroes, without powers!"
Oops.
Robin's head was flaming.
"WHAT?!?!??! YOU HAVE TO HAVE POWERS TO FIGHT CRIME????"
"Oops."
I stood quiet for the rest of the trip, flinching, while robin was screaming his head off, ranting at me.
Raven did nothing, Cyborg kept driving, ignoring it all, Starfire was blushing and had her fingers at her lips.
So, after 30 minutes of that:
Cyborg finally announced, "We're here."
"So, this is Jack's Fork?"
"Yep!" Cyborg beamed while Robin I guess was glaring at me from behind with his arms folded.
"Astonishing!" Out of the five of us, only Starfire would say that as a compliment.
I'm hungry.
I need a burrito.
See you later, dudes.
"DADDY!" she snapped, "Why do we have to go to New Orleans?"
"There is a lot of culture there, sweetheart, you love it!"
"But Spike just asked me to go to the dance with him!"
"I'm sorry, but we have to! No buts!"
"But-"
"No."
"Bu-but.."
"AH-AH! We're going...that's final."
Kitten pouted.
