Disclaimer: None of the authors of this story claim rights to anything Harry Potter related. All Harry Potter-ness is owned by J.K.Rowling. We don't make any money off of our stories. Pshh we don't make any money for anything. So please don't sue. The only things we claim in this story are the OC characters…. And the craziness.
This story takes place in the early Marauder years. The Marauders are all first years in this story. By the way, there's some gender bending in this story so if you don't like that I suggest you don't continue. It's all in good fun though.
This chapter is written by Jizzy. (Formerly Silverdreams124)
"You're Zo, r-right
"You're Zo, r-right?" one of the girls asked.
"Well, of course I am, is there anyone else around who looks as fabulous as me?" Zo asked, batting her eyelashes and tossing her neon pink hair over one shoulder.
She stared at the girls, waiting for their reply. When none came she answered for them, "Of course not Zo," she hissed.
"O-of course not Zo," the two girls stammered.
"Good, now what seems to be the problem?"
"There's a boy that keeps teasing us," the taller girl muttered.
"Oh really? What house is he in?" Zo asked, licking her lips.
"Gryffindor." The shorter one answered.
"Hmpf! What year?" Zo asked, her anger rising.
"First!" they both squeaked.
"And what's this boy's name?" Zo asked.
"James Potter," both the girls said in unison.
"James Potter? Hmm…" Zo looked behind her and called Aletha over to her.
"What?" Aletha asked irritated.
"Do you know a James Potter?" Zo asked.
"Potter? Oh yeah! He's a first year! A little rowdy, but his friends are worse. Sirius Black is, at least. But yes, I know him. Why?"
"Do you know the Gryffindor commons password?" Zo asked.
"Yeah, honor," Aletha answered.
Zo gave her a disgusted look.
"What's that look for!" Aletha exclaimed.
"That's just such a boring password. Couldn't it be something like eyelash curlers… or butcher knives?" Zo pondered.
"Whatever. What's up with the Potter kid?" Aletha asked.
"Well, he's going to perish in a fiery pit," Zo smiled.
"Um, why?"
"Because he's harming my precious girls," Zo said pouting.
"Oh Merlin, what are you going to do to him?" Aletha asked, narrowing her eyes.
"I don't know… maybe the giant squid will have a midnight snack," Zo said lamely, while looking at her cuticles.
The two Slytherin first years gasped. Zo smiled open-mouthed and ran her tongue over her teeth.
"Don't worry girls, you'll get used to it. When you're a Slytherin, death is a regular occurrence, no biggy. Aletha? You, Anja, Amity, and I have some scheming to do," she said, turning her attention to the girls. "You two better run along before I decide to feed you to something in the forbidden forest."
The girls ran away and Aletha looked at Zo.
"Ready for a night of fun?"
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