Chapter Three

"Kohai," I state calmly, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?"

Sara laughs, "I don't fucking know, but it's cool!"

"Wait, wait, wait," Spidey walks up to us, seemingly confused, "You don't know about this?" I feel myself freezing up, unable to answer.

"Nope," Sara cheerfully says, "But, I'm enjoying it. I'm also hungry. Can we go get something to eat Sempai?" That snaps me out of it.

"Kohai, I already told you," I lecture, "We don't have any money."

"Well, then, why don't we get them to help?" she points to the slightly confused superheroes.

"We can't ask them for help," I shrieked, "They barely know us!"

"Actually," Spider- Man steps in, "Since she seems to have powers that neither of you know about, you guys should probably come with us." Once again, I am unable to function. Spider- Man was always my favorite superhero as a kid, even before I knew what Marvel was. So, the fact that he's right in front of me, asking us to go with him, is

kinda amazing. (*Ba dum pish!*)

Once again, Sara comes to my rescue, "Yes! Ooooo, can we have shwarma?"

"Sure, kid," he says, "Why not?" Finally snapping out of it, I start to join reality again.

I begin to protest, "That's not really necessary, after all you don't even know us!"

"It kinda is," Sara points out, "We don't have any money, no place to go, and we don't know what your powers are. We probably should go with them." Still skeptical, I think about it carefully. Weighing the options, I make a decision.

I sigh, "Fine, we'll go. But, shouldn't he, y'know, change back?" I gesture to Hulk.

Spidey turns to see what I was talking about, "Huh- oh! Yeah, um, Bruce, you should probably calm down." Nodding, the Hulk begins to transform into Banner. Soon enough, there's a scientist in front of us instead of a giant green thing.

"It's nice to meet you two girls," he says, holding out a hand to us. We both shake it.

"Likewise," I reply, "Now, I believe we were promised shwarma?"

He chuckles, "Yeah, sure. Let me just call Tony first, if we had shwarma without him, he'd throw a fit."

"I don't doubt it," I mutter to Sara, making her snort. We start to follow them to the shwarma shop. We get a table and I find myself seated between Sara and Spidey. Oh,

this'll end well. Bruce goes to get the shwarma. Soon we hear someone land outside.

"Alright, you all may be calm, I am here," Tony announces.

"He really knows how to make an entrance, doesn't he?" I mutter under my breath.

Spidey hears me and breaks out laughing. Tony walks over to us.

"And who are these two?'' he raises an eyebrow as he asks.

"That's what we're about to find out," Bruce says while walking to us with shwarma.

"Yay, shwarma!" Sara cheers.

"Thank you," I say to Bruce, "I guess we should explain ourselves, huh?"

"Well, maybe you should start of with your names," Spidey suggests. By this point, he has taken off his mask. I try not to automatically compare him to both of the actors that played him.

"Alright, I'm Amanda, or Mandy, and this is Sara," I introduce.

"Alright, I'm Peter Parker," Spidey begins, but I stop him.

"That won't be necessary," I interrupt, "We already know everything about you guys."

Peter blinks, "Um, how is that possible? Only the Avengers know who I am."

"We aren't exactly from here," Sara tries to explain, "We're from a different world."

"A different world," Tony deadpans.

"It's true," I defend, "Our world is exactly like yours, only you guys aren't real, you only exist in movies and comics."

"You have to be joking," Peter snorts, "I mean, a different world? You really expect us to believe that?" Ouch, dissed by the childhood idol. That hurt.

I tried again, "Please, you have to believe us! Your name is Peter Parker, you got bitten by a radioactive spider and became Spider- Man not too long after your Uncle Ben died. Your best friend is Harry Osborn and you have a crush on Ma-" He cuts me off.

"Oookay that's enough. But how do I know you're not just a stalker from school?" he asks.

"I buy it," Tony suddenly states.

We all turn to him, with me saying, "Really?"

"Yeah," he shrugs, "Makes about as much since as anything else that's happened to us. Besides, JARVIS sensed some gamma radiation earlier today. Maybe these girls have something to do with it."

"I can tell you right now we don't know how we got here," Sara adds, "We just woke up and were in a dumpster."

"That explains the clothes," Tony mutters, but I still hear and shoot him a glare.

"We tried to go to the Avengers Tower, but the receptionist wouldn't let us in. We walked around for a bit, trying to figure out what to do, when the Juggernaut appeared. We tried to run, but we were blocked by a car. You know what happened next," I finish the story.

"Wait, you went to the Avengers Tower?" Tony questions.

"Yeah, man. By the way, your receptionist is a douche," Sara bluntly states.

"Huh, I'll have to have a talk with him," he says to himself, then turns around, "So, Sara, right? Apparently you can control technology, it seems, or maybe metal like Magneto. So, what can you do?" He turns to me.

"I... don't know," I admit, "We didn't even know she had powers. I don't know if I have any, or what gave Sara her powers."

"Well, it's safe to say gamma radiation was involved," Bruce speaks up, "I'll have inspect you two further to see how exactly you two have changed."

"If I've changed," I mutter dryly, sipping my drink while finishing off my shwarma.

"If gamma radiation's involved, then you are most definitely changed," he chuckles dryly.

"Hold up," Peter tries to rationalize, "We still don't know how they got here in the first place."

Tony says, "They said they didn't know. They just woke up in a dumpster. By the way, we're going to have to get you two some new clothes. And a shower." He makes a face of disgust.

"Alright!" Sara cheers, "Um, does this mean we'll get to be Avengers?"

"Sara!" I chastise, "Don't ask too much of them. They barely know us."

"But, Seeeeempaiiiii," she complains.

Tony laughs, "We'll see, kid. First we gotta get you to control those powers, and find your friends."

"But, what I'm hearing is, yes," Sara excitedly says. I just roll my eyes and steal some of her fries.

"What I'm saying is maybe," Tony corrects, "If Amanda here says yes, then there'll be no problem." Automatically all eyes were on me.

I sigh, "Fine. But you guys have to help us figure a way home."

"What?!" Sara exclaims, "We're not staying?!"

"We don't belong here Kohai," I softly state, "We're not from here."

"B-but now we have powers!" she argues, " We don't belong there either. We have to stay!"

"You have powers," I corrected, "We don't know about me yet."

"If it helps, it could be a while before we find a way to safely return you two," Bruce offers, "We won't have to worry until then."

"Okay," Sara begrudgingly agrees, "But it better not be for a long time!"

"Alright, now that that's taken care of, let's get back to the tower," Tony says, "We should introduce you two to the rest of the gang. Let's get going." Tony calls Happy and soon enough the limo is outside waiting for us. We clime inside and off we go!


Alright, bitches, out of the way, my time to write! This was a ton of fun to write, especially me interacting with Spidey. Speaking of which, we picture the characters looking like their actors, but since Spidey is a bit complicated. So, imagine whichever one you prefer. If you like Toby, imagine Toby. If you like Andrew, imagine Andrew. If you like the new guy that hasn't been announced yet, by all means, imagine the new guy. YOU DECIDE!

Justin: She somehow found a way to make an Epic Rap Battles of History reference in here.

Me: DAMN STRAIGHT!

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