Sometimes I'd Like to Hurt My Inner Self

Chapter 3: That Mercury Looks Yummy! (Goku's Inner Self)

Time - Andriod Training Period


"Dad I'm going out to train with Piccolo." Gohan yelled. "Don't mess with the mercury on my desk!"

"Okay, Gohan." Goku yelled. Chi-Chi was on her monthly day off so she was required to do no work of any form or sort.

Although it was a terrible day for the Saiyans. They couldn't cook. Goku had tried once and blew up their kitchen in the process. Who knew a person could blow up a kitchen making cereal?

Though the day after was good for the Saiyans, it was very suckish for Chi-Chi the Saiyans wouldn't clean, need I say more?

Anyways, Goku was getting hungry right after his son left,(No suprise there) so he went to Gohan's room.

There, Goku saw a container on Gohan's desk labled Mercury Warning: Do not ingest.

As you may or may not know, Goku cannot say his ABC's hence he cannot read. Who wants to hear Goku's ABC'S?

Studio Audience: Yeah.

Awesome! Here goes.

Goku: Um, ABCABCABCABCABCABCABCABC and Z.

Back to the FANFICTION.


"Mmm, that stuff looks yummy!" Goku said and just before he opened it a mysterious voice hollered "Stop!"

"Who are you?" Goku asked.

"I am, THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!" (Didn't see that coming did ya.)

"Who?" Goku asked scratching his head.

"I am (A/N: Imagine the following while The Great Saiyaman (TGS) does his very ridiqulous poses.) protector of justice, guardian of the good, defeater of the evil. I am, THE GREAT SAIYAMAN!" TGS shouts.

"Who?" Goku asked scratching his head.

"Gohan from the future." TGS sighes.

"Oh, why do you do ridiqulous poses in the future?" Goku asks. "Are they cool in the future?"

"Gohan, what are you doing? We have to go to class." Another voice said. (0.2 cents to whoever guesses who that was.)

"Oh, hey, Videl." TGS says.

"Who's Videl?" Goku asked.

"I'm his girlfriend in the future. By the way, those poses are even uncooler in the future." Videl said grabbing onto Gohan's arm.

"Hey!" Gohan whined.

"Anyways, it's best if you don't drink that mercury." Videl said.

"Why not." Goku whined.

"Dad, it's poisonous." Gohan told his father.

"Really? It is? But, it looks so delicious." Goku frowns.

"Well, aren't you the guy who thought marrige was delicious?" Videl asked.

"I didn't say marrige was delicious. I just said marrige was a food." Goku said. The last sentence quiter than the first.

"Well, not all foods are delicious." Gohan agreed.

"You really don't think I don't know that, Son Gohan?" Videl said rolling her eyes.

"So remind me, I can't drink the mercury because..." Goku said.

"It's poisonus, Goku! Gohan, let's go." Videl sighed. She was getting a headache.

"But-" Gohan tried to say.

"Now's the perfect time to try out the Frying Pan of Super Doom you're mom gave me." Videl said.

"She didn't!" Gohan exclaimed with his eyes popped out cartoon-style.

Videl pulled out the Frying Pan of Super Doom and waved it in the air.

"Dad, I gotta go, bye. Oh, and don't tell the Gohan or Mom about this. Mom's grandchildren crazy by the way!" Gohan said taking his leave.

"Bye future Gohan!" Goku shouted.


Seventy minutes later at the Emergency Room...


"Goku, Gohan told you not to drink the mercury. Did he not?" Chi-Chi complained.

"But that mercury looks delicious." Goku begged.

"We told you not to drink it Goku!" Videl shouted from Kami knows where.

"Who's that?" Gohan asked.,

"That's your future g-" Goku began.

CLAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGG!


The End!