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Director: Now.. call Beckett in please... We have a... very, special, number for him.

Groves: Yes Ma'am...

Beckett: what in the world do you need me for? I CAN'T SING!

Director: If I say you can, you can! It's OUR MUSICAL, and you guys go by our rules!

Assistant director[nods, and get's back to fixing Will's wardrobe for his next act

Director: See. Anyway, have you ever heard of the song, "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman" by britney spears?

Beckett: WHAT?! AM I GOING TO SING THAT?! I can't! It's a girl's song! I'm a bloody man!

Drrector: Oh, pish posh, As i've said, our musical!

Beckett: Alright already! But you're going to pay for this. [wearing a red halter dress, wig and hat on for easy recognition

I used to think

I had the answers to everything,

But now I know

Life doesn't always go my way, yeah...

Feels like I'm caught in the middle

That's when I realize...

[Chorus:

I'm not a girl,

Not yet a woman.

All I need is time,

A moment that is mine,

While I'm in between.

[Verse 2

I'm not a girl,

There is no need to protect me.

It's time that I

Learn to face up to this on my own.

I've seen so much more than you know now,

So don't tell me to shut my eyes.

[Chorus

I'm not a girl,

But if you look at me closely,

You will see it my eyes.

This girl will always find

Her way.

I'm not a girl

(I'm not a girl don't tell me what to believe).

Not Yet a woman

(I'm just trying to find the woman in me, yeah).

All I need is time (All I need),

A moment that is mine (That is mine),

While I'm in between.

I'm not a girl

Not yet a woman

All I need is time (All I need),

A moment that is mine,

While I'm in between.

I'm not a girl,

Not yet a woman.

Director: IT WORKS! you finally admitted that you're gay, and it actually looks awesome! and your threat didn't work, and was empty... you did do it anyway...

Beckett: This feels. liberating. [tries to contain anger and happiness [reddens

[CAST LAUGHS