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Director: Now.. call Beckett in please... We have a... very, special, number for him.
Groves: Yes Ma'am...
Beckett: what in the world do you need me for? I CAN'T SING!
Director: If I say you can, you can! It's OUR MUSICAL, and you guys go by our rules!
Assistant director[nods, and get's back to fixing Will's wardrobe for his next act
Director: See. Anyway, have you ever heard of the song, "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman" by britney spears?
Beckett: WHAT?! AM I GOING TO SING THAT?! I can't! It's a girl's song! I'm a bloody man!
Drrector: Oh, pish posh, As i've said, our musical!
Beckett: Alright already! But you're going to pay for this. [wearing a red halter dress, wig and hat on for easy recognition
I used to think
I had the answers to everything,
But now I know
Life doesn't always go my way, yeah...
Feels like I'm caught in the middle
That's when I realize...
[Chorus:
I'm not a girl,
Not yet a woman.
All I need is time,
A moment that is mine,
While I'm in between.
[Verse 2
I'm not a girl,
There is no need to protect me.
It's time that I
Learn to face up to this on my own.
I've seen so much more than you know now,
So don't tell me to shut my eyes.
[Chorus
I'm not a girl,
But if you look at me closely,
You will see it my eyes.
This girl will always find
Her way.
I'm not a girl
(I'm not a girl don't tell me what to believe).
Not Yet a woman
(I'm just trying to find the woman in me, yeah).
All I need is time (All I need),
A moment that is mine (That is mine),
While I'm in between.
I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman
All I need is time (All I need),
A moment that is mine,
While I'm in between.
I'm not a girl,
Not yet a woman.
Director: IT WORKS! you finally admitted that you're gay, and it actually looks awesome! and your threat didn't work, and was empty... you did do it anyway...
Beckett: This feels. liberating. [tries to contain anger and happiness [reddens
[CAST LAUGHS
