The result of google translate, copy each of these and put them into google translate, and listen to how the person pronounces them! :D

No racism intended... sorry.


MY NOSE IS RUNNING, IS THAT NORMAL BITCH HOLE FART ARMS WITH YOP! I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM TIGERESESS.

BILLY JARVIS PUSHED ME DOWN IN THE SANDBOX AND SHOVED DUMPTRUCKS IN MY ASSHOLE, ALONG WITH PINECONES AND GRAVY.

MY XBOX HAS DIED. I CRIED, AND I CRIED. IT SMELT OF CHEESE AND OLD PIED-ESESS.

GRANDMA GOT RAN OVER BY AN ASSHOLE, RUNNING AWAY FROM MEXICANS! SENORA STABBED HER WITH A GARDEN HOSE AND NOW SHE LIES IN A POOL OF BLOODY SNOWS.

BY ASSHOLES POPPIN AND OR LOCKING, THE DISH RAN AWAY FROM THE SPOON.

POOPIN IN YO DRIVEWAY WORMY.

LISTEN UP YAAL ITS DUH-LICIOUS, LISTEN TO THAT SOUND CAAUSE WE BITCH-ALICIOUS.

I'M BACKIN' UP, BACKIN' UP, BACKIN' UP, CAUSE MY DADDY TAUGHT ME THAT I WAS A SLAVE DRIVER.

YO MY LITTLE ETHIOPIA BROTHER, HOW'S YOUR LIFE GOING? ARE YOU STARVING? HERES A TEN POUND BREAD LOAF

HAH BITCH! I LIED, GO DIE IN A SKINNY HOLE YOU SKINNY LITTLE NEEDY ETHEIOPIAN ASSHOLE! NO BREAD FO U

YO MY LITTLE ETHIOPIA BROTHER, HOW'S YOUR LIFE GOING? DON'T EXAGGERATE, YOUR NOT STARVING.

WELL I ONCE DREAMT I WAS A BABY PIG LIVING ON A FARM! OINK OINK OINK! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT WAS A LIFE CHANGING MOMENT, IT WAS LIKE- PROFESSOR DUMBLEDOR, RONS STUCK IN THE VORTEX AGAIN!

BILLY JARVIS, GO SIT IN THE CORNER WITH THAT SKINNY ASS JOHNNY BOY. DAM RIGHT YOU BE NICE TO BEAVERS

WHATS THE SITCH? WELL, YOU'RE LIKE, 30 YEARS OLD NOW KIM, SO, WERE GETTING LOR TO TAKE YOUR PLACE.

MUTANT CLOWNS FROM THE HOLLOW EARTH, THEY'RE REAL! IT'S A CLOWN-POCALYPSE~ GYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!

I ONCE KNEW AN EGG BY THE NAME OF STEVE,LAID BYA MOO COW I BELIEVE STEVE TOOK A NAP IN A FRYING PAN AND WOKE UP NEXT TO WIENERSCHNITZELS

I JUST SLAPPED THE BLACK OFF HER WITH A FRESH BAG OF COCAINE, BETCH.

IS THAT JUGHEAD? NO DUMBBUMB ITS MARTH!

:iconsuicidesquidwardplz: I slap you, aslappy. :iconbetchplz: oh no you didn't! :iconlawlplz: Orz

Drunk ass lol lawl rofl lmao lmfao llama

idonthavenothing towriteabout... maybe those irishlick should skid on the pavement. poop giggity

HOT DAWG HOT DIGGITY DAWG WERE STRETCHING THE PARTY, CLUB YOUR MOMMA AND DANCE. PIMPING YO-FRO BUDDY

THE TASTE OF FREEZERBURNT MOTHFRUNKTUSKS NEVER FELT SO GHOSTLYDECONINGLY GOOD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

AHHH BALLS. TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR WILL HAVE YOUR BACK ON THIS DANGEROUS CLOWNPOCALYPSE ADVENTURE.

YO MAMA'S A BUS, RAMMING INTO A TRAIN, ON THE SUBWAY, IN MANHATTEN, WHILE WEARING A PONCHO. BALLS.

SNOOKI: A MIDGET WHO SMELLS LIKE BALLS, IS ORANGE, FAT, AND LIKES TO SNIFF COCAINE. I'M JUST SAYING.

WHEN WILL YOU HAVE ENOUGH BED BABIES TO FIGHT OF GINGIVITAS! MY ARM BROKE, AND NOW MY LEGS :(

I WALK AND WALK, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A FREAKIN BOTTOMLESS PIT JUMPS IN FRONT OF ME AND I DIE. PAIN.

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO FEND OF HEARTLESS'S WITH ROXAS? HE SUCKS ASS, AND WILL LET YOU GET GOBBLED UP

MAGIKARP SUCKS ASS. NUFF' SAID. HIS ATTACKS WILL DO NOTHING AGAINST YOUR VICTIM, DISCARD HIM NOW.


HIS IS AMAZING! REVIEW AND TELL ME IF YOU DID IT~ ITS SOOO FUNNY, BTW: All of this was typed between the time span of 2:00 AM - 4:00 AM :D enjoy.