A/N: I know I kinda mucked up the last two chapters, but I'm truly trying to work on it with these one/s. If you can't make out what the other two said, just tell me and I'll e-mail the originals to you.
How to annoy Noodle
If you're asking for me to point out any involved risks, then you're crazy. She's a super soldier type thing, for crying out loud! You need protection. Lots and lots of protection. And painkillers.
1. Point out she's Japanese
2. Ask if she likes sushi
3. Ask why her hair's purple
4. Sue her for hijacking your windmill and flying it over 8 state and territory lines…
5. Go on random translation sites and write down bad words, and yell them out randomly. Examples: kupu kupu malam prostitute, baka idiot
6. Go in her room uninvited and pretend you can read the Japanese writing and books
7. Ask what hair dye she uses
8. Tell her to dump 2D
9. Ask what her real name is
10. Pronounce it wrong
11. Ask how she even got on the windmill in the first place
12. Dress up as a helicopter and pretend to shoot her down
13. Ask if she likes foxes, wolves or greyhounds better
14. When she proudly states that she can speak every language there is, say 'How about this one?' and make one up
15. Tell her that you're taller than her
16. Beat her at Tae-Kwon-Do
17. Try to put something in her eye sockets and say, 'Oops, sorry, I'm looking for 2D'
18. Steal her guitar pick/s and hide it/them
19. Start going out with 2D
20. Draw a bad picture of her
21. Tell her a bad joke, and sue her for not laughing
22. Ring her mobile phone, and when she answers, start laughing manically
23. Ask why she's had relationships with three older men
24. Use her make-up without asking
25. Borrow her hair brush, give it back and say you have head lice
26. Ask her how to say rude words in Japanese, Spanish or your language choice here
27. Choose a delivery company that isn't Fed Ex
28. Lend her Murdoc's toothbrush for no reason in particular
29. Ask if she's a Satanophobic
30. Gift-wrap her pet monkey and give it to her for Christmas, but be sure to have air holes in the wrapping paper
31. Lift up her skirt slash dress
32. Smile annoyingly every time she walks past
33. When she asks what you did, continue smiling
34. Start singing some random Japanese song with no idea how to pronounce the words or what they mean
35. Ask if she likes shoes and shoeshine, in reference to 19-2000.
36. Go in her room unauthorized to have a look at the giant head and searchlights that reside in there
37. Ask if she's ever gone out with Del
38. Invite Paula Cracker over for a week
39. Start following her everywhere, just like you did with Murdoc
40. When she turns around to look at you, turn around and look in the same direction
41. Ask about her obsession with Windmills
42. Tell her she should rename her monkey 'Bob', because it is easier to remember than… whatever it is now
43. Erase the high scores and the saved games from her gameboy (thnx for the idea)
44. Attempt to jump on her bed
45. Ask if she enjoyed the ride from Japan to England in a FedEx box
46. Stick pictures of Murdoc in her room
47. Say Russel likes her
48. Lock her in a room with someone who's really annoying
49. Talk to her (slowly) as if she doesn't understand any English
50. Post embarrassing videos of her on YouTube
A/N: Hahahahahaha… Evilness?
