A/N: I know I kinda mucked up the last two chapters, but I'm truly trying to work on it with these one/s. If you can't make out what the other two said, just tell me and I'll e-mail the originals to you.

How to annoy Noodle

If you're asking for me to point out any involved risks, then you're crazy. She's a super soldier type thing, for crying out loud! You need protection. Lots and lots of protection. And painkillers.

1. Point out she's Japanese

2. Ask if she likes sushi

3. Ask why her hair's purple

4. Sue her for hijacking your windmill and flying it over 8 state and territory lines…

5. Go on random translation sites and write down bad words, and yell them out randomly. Examples: kupu kupu malam prostitute, baka idiot

6. Go in her room uninvited and pretend you can read the Japanese writing and books

7. Ask what hair dye she uses

8. Tell her to dump 2D

9. Ask what her real name is

10. Pronounce it wrong

11. Ask how she even got on the windmill in the first place

12. Dress up as a helicopter and pretend to shoot her down

13. Ask if she likes foxes, wolves or greyhounds better

14. When she proudly states that she can speak every language there is, say 'How about this one?' and make one up

15. Tell her that you're taller than her

16. Beat her at Tae-Kwon-Do

17. Try to put something in her eye sockets and say, 'Oops, sorry, I'm looking for 2D'

18. Steal her guitar pick/s and hide it/them

19. Start going out with 2D

20. Draw a bad picture of her

21. Tell her a bad joke, and sue her for not laughing

22. Ring her mobile phone, and when she answers, start laughing manically

23. Ask why she's had relationships with three older men

24. Use her make-up without asking

25. Borrow her hair brush, give it back and say you have head lice

26. Ask her how to say rude words in Japanese, Spanish or your language choice here

27. Choose a delivery company that isn't Fed Ex

28. Lend her Murdoc's toothbrush for no reason in particular

29. Ask if she's a Satanophobic

30. Gift-wrap her pet monkey and give it to her for Christmas, but be sure to have air holes in the wrapping paper

31. Lift up her skirt slash dress

32. Smile annoyingly every time she walks past

33. When she asks what you did, continue smiling

34. Start singing some random Japanese song with no idea how to pronounce the words or what they mean

35. Ask if she likes shoes and shoeshine, in reference to 19-2000.

36. Go in her room unauthorized to have a look at the giant head and searchlights that reside in there

37. Ask if she's ever gone out with Del

38. Invite Paula Cracker over for a week

39. Start following her everywhere, just like you did with Murdoc

40. When she turns around to look at you, turn around and look in the same direction

41. Ask about her obsession with Windmills

42. Tell her she should rename her monkey 'Bob', because it is easier to remember than… whatever it is now

43. Erase the high scores and the saved games from her gameboy (thnx for the idea)

44. Attempt to jump on her bed

45. Ask if she enjoyed the ride from Japan to England in a FedEx box

46. Stick pictures of Murdoc in her room

47. Say Russel likes her

48. Lock her in a room with someone who's really annoying

49. Talk to her (slowly) as if she doesn't understand any English

50. Post embarrassing videos of her on YouTube

A/N: Hahahahahaha… Evilness?