Title: Lois Gets A Job
Author: krazykid47
A/N: This is the final chapter. Review! No flames, Crit welcome.
Rating: K+
Warning: Lots Of Violence!
Chapter 3. Lois's New Job
Peter stood there with no pants on. He was drunk and the kids were dressed in clown costumes. Lois was so happy to be home, that she didn't say anything she just smiled. "H-hey sir get out of my house." Peter told Lois.
"Peter its me, Lois."
"Lois…Hey buddy!"
"Mom! Get us out of here!" Meg screamed. "He made us dress up like circus clowns!"
"Kids go upstairs it's time for bed anyway. We'll sort it out in the morning."
The next morning Lois was reading the newspaper. Peter came down with no clothes on.
"Peter! What's the matter with you, the kids were taken away!"
"Really, by who?"
"Child services. We have to pay them money to get them back!"
"That is so stupid…where am I again?"
"Peter, you are an idiot! I found a job, I can earn the money to get the kids home. Until I get that money I am moving out!"
"But why?"
"Because! I can't take this anymore! I am getting sick of you getting drunk! I am moving out!" Quagmire, burst through the door with some headset on, and a satellite in his hand.
"Hey Lois, I couldn't help but hearing you were moving out!"
"Yes Glen, I'm moving out for now. And what is that thing on your head?"
"Oh, that's just…my…headphones…with extreme satellite thingy."
"Oh,"
"Hey Lois, you can always stay with me at my house! He, He, alright!"
"No, I'll Just stay at my sisters, but thanks, Glen."
"Anytime, Lois. Gigetty Gigetty Gig-e-tty." Lois left, about 3 months later she returned with the kids. She saw Peter dead on the floor. He had drunk himself to death. They all got scared. Lois and Meg screamed while Chris and Stewie said they were gonna tell the kids at school.
"You won't tell anyone about this"
"But mom," Lois took a M16 out of the closet and shot the kids she buried them in the backyard. She told everyone that her family went missing and kept her job as a bartender. She then got married to Quagmire, and they had 5 more kids, Jeff, Jerry, Joey, Glen jr., and Nicholas. The End.
