Chapter 3
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Harold was flying around the city when he saw the most beautiful girl standing in the park. She had short brown hair, marks over her eyes. She was wearing a black body suit with fur covering several places on the suit. Hearts started floating beside Harold's head and his eyes bulged out of his head as he zoomed down and began planting kisses up Squirrel Girl's arm.
"Ew get off you freak!" she exclaimed and took a step back. As she turned around she saw Harold holding out a bouquet of roses.
"For you" he said, he handed them to her and she tossed them back in his face. When he cleared his glasses he saw that she was gone. He used his X-ray vision to see her running through the trees.
"Oh no she could get hurt I must save her!" he exclaimed and began knocking the trees down with his heat vision. The trees began to burn and crack and fall. the small woodland creature trying to escape were either burned alive, crushed by falling trees, or being crushed but living only to be burned alive. Squirrel Girl watch this in horror and began calling the squirrels to her. They came in droves to her. Led by Tippy Toe.
"Quickly make your escape from here, this way!" she shouted and began leading them to safety. Meanwhile Harold was watching the trees burn, the light reflecting off his glasses.
"Pretty" he said as the carnage continued. Half an hour later the fire died down and all the trees were gone. Harold flew up into the air, he looked around for Squirrel Girl and saw her surrounded by thousands of squirrels that were climbing all over her.
"No those disgusting furry rat are attacking her!" he shouted and flew down to the ground. Squirrel Girl saw him coming and rolled her eyes.
"Not again" she muttered as Harold landed on the ground. He struck a pose and pointed toward the squirrels.
"Get away from my girlfriend!" he said, his voice full of strength.
"Beat it your not my-".
"Fear not my love, I shall save you" he flew up into the air and over to a building and yanked off a billboard. He bent it into a bowl and used it to scoop the squirrels up before tossing them up into the air. He used his heat vision to heat up the make shift bowl, causing it to heat up and blow up. Little meaty chunks fell from the sky and Squirrel Girl watched in horror as a charred squirrel still whole fell at her feet.
Harold landed and made his way over to her and picked her up bridal style. As he prepared to carry her away Tippy Toe ran up and started chattering wildly.
"Whoops missed one" he said and raised his foot up and brought it down on the rodent with a squish. He picked his foot back up and brought it down again, he did this three more times then scraped his foot across the ground.
"That's that now lets-" he was cut off by Squirrel Girl jumping out of his arms and running in the street in front of a passing bus laughing manically, all that remained was a blood streak on the road. Harold put his hand to his chest.
"Alas how will I ever go on, will I ever love again will I-" he was cut off as Powergirl flew by.
"I'm over it" he said quickly and took off after the buxom superhero.
End Chapter 3
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