im back. im so bored these days, 'cuz its summer, and i have nothign to do all daaaaaaaay. -_-

anime's practically mmy life, now that i'm done with swimming. ARGH.

so here's the next chapter. warning: major oocness, mentions of fifty shades of gray, and crack randomness.

disclaimer: -disclaimer- we dont need to say anything! do not own twilight or fifty shades of gray or icha icha paradise and least of all, soul eater. and no booboo stewart (zomg. hot) and taylor lautner. and uh... andrew garfield.


8SYMMETRY8: Death the Kidd

thompsongunz: Liz

demgiraffies: Patty

toocool: Soul

AWESOMNESS: Black Star (notice that the awesomeness is spelled incorrectly... i think.)

camelliabloom: Tsubaki

makadatmakachop: Maka

optional characters:

kilikr2: Kilik

kimster: Kim

jack-o-lantern: Jacqueline

o.x.f.o.r.d: Ox

UNIVERSITY: Harvar

thunda/faiya: Pot of Thunder, or Pot of Fire


Chapter 3: Books and Boys

toocool has signed in.

AWESOMNESS has signed in.

toocool: hey. how was the book?

AWESOMNESS: what book?

toocool: ya know... THAT BOOK.

AWESOMNESS: oh! that one! it was awesome.

toocool: and?

AWESOMNESS: and steamy...

toocool: annnnnnnd?

AWESOMNESS: and sexy...

toocool: WHAT ELSE?

AWESOMNESS: intense, that's what it was!

toocool: YES!

AWESOMNESS: YES!

toocool: i cant believe maka reads that stufff...

AWESOMNESS: she's that badass, huh. but not as badass as MY TSUBAKI.

toocool: 'my tsubaki'?

AWESOMNESS: that's right. she's mine.

toocool: you act like a dog. or a cat.

AWESOMNESS: how?

toocool: so territorial. a bitch or a pussy.

AWESOMNESS: aaaw... i see what you did there.

toocool: -_- are we talking about the same book here?

AWESOMNESS: yeah. i think so.

toocool: fifty shades of gray?

AWESOMNESS: what's that?

toocool: T_T I GAVE YOU THAT BOOK.

AWESOMNESS: i thought you mean 'icha icha paradise'!

toocool: WRONG ONE, BRO.

AWESOMNESS: OOOOOOOOH DARNIT.

toocool: that's one's perverted. and by a pervert.

AWESOMNESS: i remember the title from somewhere... fifty... shades... of purple, right?

toocool: GRAY.

AWESOMNESS: I TWAS PURPLESF.

toocool: IT WAS GRAY.

AWESOMNESS: IT IS PURPLE.

toocool: IT IS GRAY.

AWESOMNESS: whatever. it was on tsubaki's shelf. purple.

toocool: i swear on my right pinkie finger that it's GRAY.

AWESOMNESS: i swear on my awesomness that its purple.

toocool: HAND OVER UR AWESOMNESS RIGHT NOW.

toocool: where is it? nowwww

AWESOMNESS: U JELLY?

toocool: I AM JELLY, NOW GIVE UR AWESOMNESS.

AWESOMNESS: I LOVE JELLY.

toocool: yeah, that's nice. i like jelly too.

AWESOMNESS: LOL, NO. WILL NOT HAND OVER AWESOMENESS.

toocool: omg, you finally spelled it right!

AWESOMNESS: whaaaaaat? i just added a 'e' and its right?

toocool: *an 'e'

AWESOMNESS: bro, nobody cares.

toocool: i guess maka is rubbing off on me.

AWESOMNESS: HOLY SHIZZNUTS. SHE'S RUBBING ON YOU?

toocool: WTF MAN.

AWESOMNESS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

toocool: THAT'S NOT COOL.

AWESOMNESS: haaaaaaaa im awesome and you're coo'!

toocool: WTF. WTF. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

AWESOMNESS: i thot ur the one who was dating maka

toocool: dat was blair.

AWESOMNESS: LMFAO.

toocool: SEXY AND I KNOW IT

AWESOMNESS: SOCK SOCK SOCK SOCK PARTY ROOOOOCK!

8SYMMETRY8 has signed in.

8SYMMETRY8: wattup.

AWESOMNESS: waaattuuup playboy we just talking 'bout books!

toocool: uh... yeah... books.

8SYMMETRY8: you guys? books? nawwwww. yeah right.

AWESOMNESS: depends what book it is. personally, i prefer twilight, but icha icha paradise was all right.

8SYMMETRY8: interesting. twilight. that's too long for you.

toocool: you. did. not. just. say that.

8SYMMETRY8: and icha icha paradise? WTF?

toocool: harry potter is soooo much awesomer, obviously.

AWESOMNESS: who u kidding? twilight's so much smexier!

toocool: harry potter has emma watson!

AWESOMNESS: the hawtie? yeah. but... twilight has... OMGEE.

8SYMMETRY8: OMGEEEEE TWILIGHT HAS BOOBOO STEWART

AWESOMNESS: nuh uh! jacob black! i mean.. uh... TAYLOR LAUGHTNER

8SYMMETRY8: its taylor LAUTNER, black star. and booboo stewart is obviously better. (A/N: go search it up.)

AWESOMNESS: do you see booboo stewart taking off his shirt? nuh uh.

toocool: does it honestly matter?

8SYMMETRY8: yes.

AWESOMNESS: TAYLOR LAUTNER.

8SYMMETRY8: BOOBOO STEWART.

AWESOMNESS: TAYLOOOOR LAUUTNEEEEER

8SYMMETRY8: BOOOOOBOOOOO STEEEEWAAAART

toocool: DOOOOOOOES IIIIIIIT MAAAAAATTEEEEEEEEER?

kilikr2 has signed in.

kilir2: what're we shouting about this time?

toocool: guess.

8SYMMETRY8: BOOBOO STEWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

AWESOMNESS: THAT'S A RETARDED NAMMMME

8SYMMETRY8: YOU HAVE A RETARDED NAME.

kilikr2: BOOOBOOO STEWART FOR THE WIIIIN!

toocool: oh crap.

kilikr2: HECK YAH BOOBOO STEWART IS BETTER THAN TAYLOR LAUTNER!

8SYMMETRY8: YES, KILIK, YES!

AWESOMNESS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY YOU TRAITOR

8SYMMETRY8: BENEDICT ARNOLD

kilkr2: BOOBOO STEWART

toocool: ZOMG. CAN WE GO DISCUSS THIS SOMEHWERE ELSE?

8SYMMETRY8: NO.

AWESOMNESS: NO.

kilikr2: NO.

toocool: at least let me die in peace.

kilikr2: too bad.

kilikr2: BOOBOO STEWART EEEEEEP!

o.x.f.o.r.d has signed in.

o.x.f.o.r.d: WTF IS GOING ON.

kilikr2: TAYLOR LAUTNER OR BOOBOO STEWART?

o.x.f.o.r.d: WHAT?

kilikr2: TAYLOR LAUTNER OR

o.x.f.o.r.d: ANDREW GARFIEEEEELD!

toocool: OMG YES. ANDREW GARFIELD.

8SYMMETRY8: naaaaaaao!

AWESOMNESS: whyyyyyyyyyyy oxie whyyyyyy

o.x.f.o.r.d: oxie? what the heck?

o.x.f.o.r.d: what kind of name is that?

AWESOMNESS: its an awesome name, thats what.

thunda/faiya has signed on.

thunda/faiya: KLJL;SDFKH IUHWERLKDFNKSDJ

thunda/faiya: ;er;lxnfkjwer;iodjfkljsl

toocool: kilik? kid? translation here?

thunda/faiya: werlkjxfiovhLSDKFJLKXCVJKJHK LJE

8SYMMETRY8: oms! that's bad! (A/N: lol... oms= oh my shinigami)

kilikr2: what're you talking about, kid?

8SYMMETRY8: according to them, they said that my shinigami undies have been stolen!

kilikr2: WTF?

toocool: oh sheesh.

AWESOMNESS: WTF?

o.x.f.o.r.d: WTF?

kilikr2: uh... i think that thunder's just... OMG IT IS BAD NEWSD!

o.x.f.o.r.d: LOLWUT IS IT

toocool: bad news! quick!

AWESOMNESS: there's no such thing as bad news in my sight! AHAHAHAHAHAH

thunda/faiya: KFLCNXKKJHOEWRKJLKFJLSKDFJL!

kilikr2: this is bad, bad bad! faiya i mean fire is saying that the girls are getting mad at us for spamming their phones! and they're gonna come and kill us!

toocool: ummm... okay. that's not cool.

8SYMMETRY8: duh. of course its not cool. this message isnt even symmetrical.

o.x.f.o.r.d: kid, hate to break it to you, but you're not symmetrical.

8SYMMETRY8: WHAT? HOW COULD YOU? HOW COULD HAVE NO ONE TOLD ME THAT I ABSOLUTELY ASYMMETRICAL? LIZ! PATTY!

toocool: EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE GIRLS ARE COMING!

AWESOMNESS: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

o.x.f.o.r.d: AHHHHHHHHHH

8SYMMETRY8: AHHHHHHH

kilikr2: AHKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SABENYAAAAAAGOMEENNNNKICHICH IWAAAAAAAA!

toocool: the ciiiiiircle of liiiiiiiife

kilikr2: its the wheeeeel of fortuneeeee yeaaaaaaah

toocool: and wwwwwwwweee gon' diiiiie

kilikr2: because of the giiiiiiiirls

toocool: cuz they gon kiiiiiick our asseeeeees!

o.x.f.o.r.d: really. bravo. now, everyone... to KID'S HOUSE!

8SYMMETRY8: why my house?

AWESOMNESS: im tearing up! that parody of lion king was AAAAAWESOME

o.x.f.o.r.d: cuz your house is gigantic, kid. its a masnion.

8SYMMETRY8: touche, now EVERYONE TO MY HOUSE!

toocool: TO KID'S HOUSE!

AWESOMNESS: TO KID'S HOUSE!

kilikr2: TO KID'S HOUSE!

thunda/faiya: ASDKLFJLZXCNFOEWRJKL;DJFASKLJ !


-in another chatroom, in another planet, faaaaaar, faaaaaar away...-

makadatmakachop: gawd, they're idiots.

demgiraffies: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

thompsongunz: well... boys will be boys, huh.

makadatmakachop: hehehehe!

kimster: this is exciting!

jack-o-lantern: is everyone in their places?

camelliabloom: yup! we gon' scare them witless!

thompsongunz: HA. WE GON SCARE THEM OUT OF THIS WORLD.

demgiraffies; HAHAHAH THEY GON PEE THEIR PANTS!

makadatmakachop: EPICNESS! oh! i feel their souls!

thompsongunz: alright! everyone put away their fones!

jack-o-lantern: aye, captain.

makadatmakachop: front door. dont reply. plan ACTIVATE.


lawl, those girls! alright, i have nothing against anything i wrote about, and this is really random... wow. no plot whatsoever, either. and everything is pretty much irrelevent to anything... yeah.

so review, please! no flames... cuz... i will be crying for ten seconds if you flame me. the end!