Author's note: Hi everyone! Thank you for the reviews! You encourage me to keep writing! This week's chapter is up a little early! And...as you can see this chapter has pushed the rating up to M - just a forewarning. & I'd like to say thank you to Caroline for proof-reading this chapter before it went up ! :)
Chapter Three
When Drakken knocked on Shego's bedroom door that evening, he was dressed in his usual blue lab coat, though he had showered, shaved, and cleaned up quite nicely otherwise. He hadn't known what to wear, so he had defaulted to the usual. He didn't want to be too out of the ordinary for Shego anyway. That would just be weird, he thought.
When Shego opened her bedroom door, however, Drakken wished he had put on a suit or something. She looked absolutely stunning. She was wearing a long, dark, green dress – on the casual side – but classy nonetheless. The dress was strapless, and Shego's hair was pulled up in a ponytail, revealing her graceful neck and toned shoulders.
Drakken was in awe. "Shego, you look…beautiful."
"Um, yeah, thanks." She muttered awkwardly. "You don't look bad yourself."
"Shall we go?" Drakken suggested, mustering up the confidence in his voice as best he could. "The hovercraft is waiting."
Shego grabbed her purse and followed Drakken to the hovercraft. He quickly took the driver's side, before Shego could – he wanted this to be him taking her out on a date after all. He wanted to show her he could be a gentleman if he tried.
"Dr. D, where are we going?"
"This nice little restaurant in Middleton that we passed once while we were on an evil caper."
"Middleton? Why Middleton? You couldn't pick anywhere else?" Shego groaned, crossing her arms.
"I couldn't think of anywhere else, okay!" Drakken exclaimed, partially annoyed that Shego was complaining about the date before it had begun.
"Calm down, Dr. D. It's fine. I just don't want to run into anyone there, you know?"
"I'm sure that won't happen," Drakken replied. "What are the odds of that?"
"Kim Possible!" Drakken nearly spat out water on Shego's face. To his utmost horror, Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable were being led by a waiter directly toward where he and Shego were sat.
"Oh my – don't tell me…Drakken! This is a disaster!" Shego whispered through her teeth at Drakken across the table.
"I know! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kim and Ron sat down and their waiter walked off to get some glasses of water. It was Ron who saw Drakken and Shego first.
"Kim!" He grabbed at his girlfriend's arm across the table, "Look who it is!"
"Drakken! Shego!" Kim looked over at the two ex-villians in surprise. "What are you doing here?"
"I think they're on a date, Kim." Ron chuckled, exchanging a smirk with Kim.
"I told you there was something going on between them." Kim laughed, looking over at Drakken and Shego's table, catching Shego's eye.
"I'm here simply to blast you into the next county, Kimmie." Said Shego, irritably, "So if I were you, I'd mind my own business."
"Shego, don't give me a reason to lock you behind bars again," Kim warned, though not threateningly.
"I'm going to the bathroom." Drakken interjected, deciding now to step out of this impending argument before it got out of hand. He walked off toward the men's room, shaking his head in disbelief.
"I think we should join tables," Ron suggested, jumping up and pushing his table closer to Drakken and Shego's table, "Make this a double date, you know?"
"Why not?" Kim shrugged, moving her chair over. "It'll be nice to catch up, Ron and I haven't seen you since our graduation night."
"It was better that way." Shego mumbled under her breath. "I would have liked to at least make it through the rest of the summer Kim Possible free." She sighed, resigning herself to this situation, deciding to make the best out of it. The last thing she wanted was to make an actual scene in the restaurant on her very first date with Drakken. Besides, she thought, I haven't been drunk in awhile. This might be a good time for a drink…or two…or seven.
Drakken came back from the bathroom to see Kim sitting next to Shego, and a naked mole rat next to his glass of water, looking like it was ready to drink from it. This is so not right, he thought miserably. I don't want to make a scene on our first date though…I'll just deal with it. He sat down next to Shego and took a sip of water, giving Rufus a dirty look. Rufus ran into Ron's pocket, chattering angrily.
The waiter returned with glasses of water for Kim and Ron. "Are you ready to order?"
"Yes," Shego replied decisively. "I'll have the chicken salad and an apple martini." She closed the menu and handed it to the waiter. "And make the martini extra strong, thanks."
"I'll have the gourmet naco platter, and a chocolate milkshake." Ron said, enthusiastically, while Rufus squealed in delight.
"Gourmet Nacos? Really, Ron?" Kim raised an eyebrow at her boyfriend.
"What? Don't look at me like that, K.P.! They are finally getting around to other restaurants, and I want to try them!"
"It's, like, all you eat, Ron." Kim complained, folding her napkin on her lap. She then proceeded to order a healthy sandwich filled with veggies, and then watched in amusement as Drakken ordered the chicken dinner special and red wine, nearly knocking his glass of water over when handing his menu back to the waiter, and flushing red with embarrassment. Kim could tell that Drakken hadn't been on a date in a really long time by the way he fiddled nervously with his silverware and avoided eye contact with Shego as if his life depended on it.
The waiter left to place the order, and Kim started in on Drakken and Shego. She found this super amusing; that her ex-arch foes were now dating. She had seen it coming for awhile though, and she thought it was hilarious.
"So," Kim began, "How long have you two been, you know, a thing?"
Drakken and Shego didn't answer. Drakken looked away, and Shego glared at Kim.
"I think you're meaning to ask, how long have they been official, cause, I mean, from the way I see it they've been hooking up for a long time," Ron said through a mouthful of bread that the waiter had placed on the table along with the drinks.
Shego took a long sip of her martini and massaged her temples with her fingers.
"Probably since the moodulator incident, actually." Kim added, agreeing with Ron.
Shego downed half the martini. This was somewhat true. That moodulator incident had seen her half naked in a public photo booth with her boss – something neither she nor Drakken had ever mentioned since that day.
That evening continued as an irritating ordeal to Shego, and a humiliating mess to Drakken, as defeat stories from the past were brought up one after another, and both Drakken and Shego tried to keep their cool in public.
Kim and Ron however, were having a very entertaining evening intruding on Drakken and Shego's first date like this. Kim, especially, felt like it was some sort of payback for the time Drakken had the embarrassment ninjas humiliate her on her date with Josh Mankey all those years ago.
An hour later, by the time dinner was about halfway over, Drakken had finished off an entire bottle of red wine, and was working on a second one, and Shego was on her fourth martini. Needless to say, both of them were pretty loose at this point, if not almost completely wasted. Kim and Ron had gone from enjoying messing with Drakken and Shego on this little outing, to being kind of bored with the fact that nothing got to them at a certain point, and now to being mildly freaked out and Kim, at least, somewhat disgusted at their level of toxicity at the dinner table.
"Do you guys usually drink this much?" Ron asked Drakken, as he watched Shego finish off her fourth martini aggressively.
"No." Shego answered before Drakken could speak, "Just tonight. Dr. D and I have some serious love making to do when we get home," She purred, stroking Drakken's inner thigh under the table.
Drakken's knee bumped the table in surprise to Shego's touch, this time actually spilling that glass of water that had been nearly knocked over twice before. Kim and Ron jumped up and mopped up the water on the table with napkins, but Drakken and Shego were too drunk to notice the mess they had made.
Drakken grabbed Shego's face across the table with his hands and kissed her hard. Shego leaned into it, kissing back aggressively and with tongue as she put her hand in her own plate of food, not even realizing the mess that was being created.
Kim and Ron were more than mildly freaked now.
"Um, Shego?" Kim leaned over and touched Shego's bare shoulder lightly. "I don't think this is the place for um, you know..."
Shego pulled away from the kiss with Drakken and faced Kim head on for the first time that night. "Oh, be quiet, Kimmie. I've listened to you blab all night and annoy the crap out of me. And now I wanna be fucked by Dr. D., and I'm going to get fucked hard here and now whether you like it or not. Are we clear?"
Shego was slurring her words a bit, and couldn't keep her balance all that well, but Kim got the message anyway, and decided it was time to back off. There was no stopping Shego right now without a fight breaking out in this fancy restaurant. Kim did, however, direct Shego to the bathroom before she left. To Kim's relief, Shego took this as a good idea, because as soon as the words "bathroom," had come out of Kim's mouth, Shego had Drakken by the hand and was dragging him into the ladies room near the back of the restaurant.
Kim paid the bill and left with Ron and Rufus, all three of them completely disgusted at the thought of what Drakken and Shego were doing in the restaurant bathroom.
"Oh well," Ron sighed, "I guess it was kind of our fault, wasn't it?"
"Maybe a little," replied Kim, "Ugh, I don't want to think of Doctor Drakken like that, ever."
"Ditto. Let's go home, K.P."
Once Shego had dragged Drakken into the largest stall in the ladies room, she began kissing her boss rather sloppily, though Drakken really couldn't care less because he was just as intoxicated as she was. Hurriedly reaching for his belt, she fumbled with the clasp for a few seconds before succeeding with her intentions, and dropped his pants to the floor. Within seconds she was on her knees.
Drakken moaned out softly, leaning back into the wall for balance. His vision was blurry. He wasn't sure if it was the drunken state or the sheer pleasure but right now he didn't care. It just felt so good.
When she was certain he was ready, Shego stood up to face Drakken, smiling a drunken grin, and then turned around, her back to him, bending over slightly, and lifting her dress.
"Come, on," she encouraged, "What are you waiting for?"
Lost in a frenzy of pleasure and a blur of intoxication, he obeyed. Ripping off her panties that were in the way, he penetrated her, feeling himself sink into the warm wetness. It was so inviting, so satisfying, to feel her like this. He had lost all ability to think, and now it was his instincts that led him.
Shego let out a lustful moan as Drakken picked up speed and bit into her shoulder, causing her to arch her back in ecstasy. She trembled, her sweat covered palms finding it difficult to keep a hold of the wall of the bathroom stall, and in her altered state she felt the floor slipping out from underneath her.
She toppled over onto her face, bringing Drakken down with her. Her face was numb and she couldn't feel any pain, so instead she just laughed, and climbed onto Drakken, who was now sitting on the floor in the stall.
They continued like this, Drakken's arms clasped around Shego, and with her arms wrapped around his neck while her legs were wrapped around his waist. He brought her down hard on top of him, savoring the feeling of her tightness around him, his body only craving more and more.
He pushed her off of him, trapping her on the bathroom floor, holding her down. She had always been unaware of how strong he was until now, with his weight directly on top of her, his hands holding hers to the floor…she liked this…she really, really liked this.
Crying out as he thrusted into her, all the while biting at her neck and collarbone, Shego could feel herself reaching a climax. The room spun; a mixture of the effects of the alcohol and pleasure that was intensifying by the second. She managed to get her hands loose, and dug her nails into his back, clawing at him for more, and yet begging for this overwhelming pleasure to be over. It was almost too much. She was so close, yet she was lingering there for what seemed far too long.
"Dr. D! Mhmm…just like that…a little harder! Yes…Oh, please… Dr. D!"
The loud moaning in his ear was just too much for Drakken and he exploded into her, letting out a deep growl as he did so, sending Shego over the edge, and she moaned even louder as she clung to him, her body shaking.
Drakken collapsed on top of Shego, utterly exhausted. The room was still spinning, and he still couldn't think…now he was drunk and tired, and pants-less on a bathroom floor…on a bathroom floor! It suddenly occurred to him where they were, and what they had done. Too drunk to actually worry about the consequences of his actions, Drakken decided it would be best if they focused on leaving the bathroom as soon as possible. He turned to Shego who was lying next to him on the floor.
"Shego? Can you stand?"
"I don't know. I think so…" She mumbled, standing up quickly, and then stumbling in the general direction of the toilet just in time to be sick in it.
"Ugh, that is so gross." She muttered, wiping her mouth with her hand. She put a hand to her head. It was the first time she had noticed that her head was throbbing. At least she was somewhat sobered up now. Ugh. What did we just do? She thought grimly, What an absolute mess of a night
Drakken was trying to get to his feet, and Shego reached down to help him. He pulled his pants back on, and wobbled to the bathroom sink where he splashed cold water on his face.
At this point, a woman entered the bathroom. She gave Drakken and Shego a weird look.
"Yeah, we were just leaving." Shego said to the woman in a snippy tone. She led Drakken by the hand to the hovercraft, and flew it back to the lair in silence.
Author's note: Woah, okay, so I have never written anything like that before. haha. It was not supposed to be romantic or anything because they were both drunk, but I would like to add a sweet romantic loving scene at some point. Please review so I know people are reading! The more reviews, the sooner the next chapter will be up! ;) Thank you!
-Aleego
