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Chapter 3: June 2-3: And so it begins
Not all of these dates will go day after day. It's just these days are important.
Thank you all for reviewing! Made my heart explode with lots of love and happiness! X3 As you can see, I had to put my heart back together so I could write this :D
TotallyrandomXD: Thank you! I'm glad you like it :D
Song started with: We R Who We R by Ke$ha (It reminds me A LOT of the twins. For example: "And yes, of course we does, we runnin' this town just like a club, and no, you don't wanna mess with us." And "Got that Glitter on my eyes, Stockings ripped all up the side, lookin' sick and sexified.")
I'll leave you with a marvelous quote from my sister, Ren.
"Kerith's voice is sexy. It's like ear sex. You don't turn down good ear sex. I also think his voice would taste like chocolate, and chocolate is delicious."
"I just choked on my dinner."
"You're welcome."
Oh fun times~
Enjoy~!
Everybody knew it was somebody that had a death wish's fault.
They all knew it as soon as Kerith came back from his shower with blue hair, looking extremely pissed. Everyone stared in pure horror when he returned. Emilia was about to make a comment, but was stopped when the Glitterati twins gave her a death glare that could most likely kill small children. Jaryn strolled over to her brother and felt his hair, "Blue food coloring." she immediately deduced, much to everybody's astonishment.
The girl twin's pale blue eyes were like daggers as she looked from one dancer to the other. Her eyes eventually settled on the younger Hi-Def dancer, and with a nasty look, grabbed her brother. "Come, we need to get this out your hair." she started to lead him away from the group, "Just so you all know, I know who did this."
Eyes shifted from one person to the other, trying to determine who was the culprit they spoke of. No one knew, except the twins and whoever was stupid enough to implement such a foolish act. They all decided to get who they suspected did it before anybody got to them first. They all knew a prank war has been started.
And so it begins.
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"Your hair is starting to get more of it's original color back." Jaryn informed her twin brother as she continued to help him wash out his hair.
The two were currently in the bathroom, Kerith had his head under the shower head and Jaryn was continuously soaping his hair and rinsing. Gradually, the blue food coloring that the culprit put into Kerith's shampoo had began to wash out. Dawn Dish soap worked wonders on such things.
"I'm getting revenge for this." Kerith said bitterly, before his sister sprayed him in the face with the removable shower to get the food coloring off of him.
"Don't worry, dear brother, we always get our revenge." Jaryn laughed.
After about an hour, Kerith's hair was finally back to it's original platinum blonde color, and the twins decided to enact their various ways of revenge.
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Glitch shouldn't have taken a nap. He really shouldn't have. The kid fell asleep on the couch, exhausted from staying up late to get food at that gas station. He even stayed awake the rest of the way there. The young dancer had had his fun this morning, what with Kerith having blue colored hair for a good hour or two. The tired boy decided to plop himself down on the couch and let his dreary body rest.
While he was asleep however, Jaryn took it upon herself to put a blanket over Glitch.
The only problem was, the twins had put glue all over the inside. They also put glue on the pillow, in his shoes, and hell, they even managed to glue his socks to his feet without him knowing. The twins were grabbing themselves an icy cold glass of water when their victim's eyes lethargically opened. At first he didn't notice. He just assumed he had drooled all over his pillow and his face was stuck in it. He sat up.
That was when he noticed the pillow was still stuck to his face, and the blanket was making it almost impossible to move.
Not thinking much of it, he slipped his feet into his shoes. Only to discover that they were a little gooey around the edges as he did so. "The heck?" he yawned as he reached down to feel the gooey material.
Super glue.
His shoes were super glued to his mother fucking feet.
THIS BATTLE IS ON.
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Aubrey was getting ready to take her shower. She had the warm water running, and was currently shampooing her bright red hair. Like everybody else, she started singing in the shower (except she most likely sounds good when she sings). "If I die young, bury me inside, lay me down on a, bed of roses. sink me in the river, at dawn. send me away with the words of a love song." her voice rang throughout the abnormally ample bathroom.
She was singing so loud that she didn't hear the door open, and for Jaryn to sneak in with the silent steps of a panther stalking their prey. The blonde girl had a bag of flour in her hand, and grabbed Aubrey's beloved pink hair dryer. She dumped about half the bag's content into the object before she moved toward the shower. With swift movements, Jaryn emptied the rest of the flour right on to Aubrey's pretty little red head.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" the red head yelled, flinging open the door of the shower.
There was no one in sight.
Exceedingly pissed to the point of kicking a wall down, Aubrey spent about thirty minutes of cleaning the flour off of her body. After almost two hours of scrubbing and actually spending the time to relax in the shower, Aubrey wrapped herself in a fluffy towel and headed for her hair dryer. She flicked the switch on, and instantly got a face full of even more flour.
'There will be hell to pay.' She thought as she slammed her hair dryer down in a fit of rage.
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Emilia was lounging in her bed, waiting for her roommate to return from her peaceful shower, when she heard the girl scream. The brunette leaped off her bed in surprise before she made a mad dash for the bathroom. She whipped the door ajar to discover Aubrey standing there with her slender hands balled into fists. "I'm going to kill whoever did this!" her roommate cried.
Emilia held in her laughter - which was basically a kung fu match between her prankster side and her caring side- and snatched a towel up, "Who did this?"
"I. Don't. KNOW."
"I think I know who did this." Emilia responded as she proceeded to help Aubrey get cleaned up.
The girls formulated a plan. They were going to get back at the Glitterati, but first they had to find a way to know their weaknesses. Emilia suggested they steal their phones to see if anything in it gave them an inkling of what in the world that would be. They had to time it when one of them wasn't looking. Luckily, they didn't have to wait long. Jaryn had left her purple, glittery, Droid Razr on the kitchen counter. While they stealthily looked through it (it took'em about ten minutes to figure out how to unlock the damned thing), they discovered information in a text message between the two.
Jaryn: I'm not going to a haunted house for Halloween. Mother and Father know I hate ghosts.
Kerith: Try explaining to them that I really don't like the aquarium they keep insisting on dragging us to. There's bugs there! They know I hate bugs.
So, Jaryn's afraid of ghosts and Kerith's afraid of bugs? The two girls decided to use this to their advantage.
While the sportier of the two girls went off to get some spiders, crickets, and other bugs of the creepy crawly nature; Aubrey went to work on the Twin's room. She reversed the doorknob so that it would lock on the outside instead of the usual way, and wrote alarming messages all over the bathroom connected to their room. She also drew a picture of a little girl and her blue eyed china doll, just for good measure. The two girls also hid speakers around the room, as to add to the creepy noises for a more ghostly effect. Finally, Emilia hid the spiders around the room (Aubrey was too busy being a wimp to help out) and decided it was best to throw the other bugs in there at a later time.
Oooooooooh this will be so sweet!
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At around midnight that night, Aubrey and Emilia set their plan into action. Being rather stealthy -barely tripping over anything or stumbling into the wall- they threw the rest of the bugs in the room and activated the speakers. They quickly ran from the room like a little kid does when they do something they're not supposed to, and pulled up a YouTube video that involved ghostly moans. They stuck the microphone up to the computer and listened as their plan began to flourish.
Jaryn was the first to awaken. The ghostly moans intervening with her beauty sleep. She jumped out of her bed with caution, and made her way toward the bathroom. When she walked in -the ghostly noises were getting even more obnoxious by the minute- she observed the messages on the wall. The messages consisted of "Do you like my dollie?" and "Will you play with me? I promise I won't kill you like the others."
The thing that really scared her was the picture of the little girl with the china doll.
Swallowing her scream, she bolted for her brother, "Kerith! Kerith, wake up!" she started shaking him.
"Adlkjflaskjdflkd..." was the mumbled response.
"Get up! There's ghosts!"
Even a sleepy Kerith knew when his sister was scared out of her mind, and being the loving brother he was, sat up to comfort her.
Only to be face to face with a spider.
A fucking black spider with hairy legs and fangs. Long spindly, hair legs, and beady black eyes. It looked like it was half the size of his head!
Now, Kerith surely isn't the most manly guy around, but anyone would scream like a little girl when they have a spider so close it's basically on your face, right?
Well, he did just so, and jumped out of his bed. "Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. OH GOD IT'S MOVING." he squealed in his now very wide awake state.
Jaryn bolted for the door, and tried to pry it open. "It's locked!" she shouted, fear lacing her voice.
Deciding it was best to get out of there, they both decided to go out the window. Sure, it was a second story window, but the twins were skilled enough to not break their necks. They tried to open the back and front door once they reached ground level, only to find it was locked. The twins didn't have their usual materials to pick the lock, so they had make do with sleeping outside. They managed to find a soft blanket, and used that for the night.
"Brother, there's a spider on you." Jaryn informed her twin, causing him to instantly go rigid at the mention of a spider.
Sensing his obvious discomfort -and a slight pang of guilt at the fact that she was the reason he developed this fear- she removed the small eight legged creature from his person. She didn't know that the little prank she pulled on him as a kid would have such detrimental after effects on her twin. "We'll get them back." she declared after removing the arachnid off her twin.
So what did they do?
They were going to get sweet, sweet revenge. Because remember kids, Karma is a bitch.
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June 3- 7:00 A.M.
The two were able to catch a few hours of sleep before Mo meandered outside to enjoy his cup of coffee. He was surprised to see the twins sleeping outside. He cautiously tapped Kerith's shoulder, and jumped back when they both began to wake up. The assessed him with groggy eyes, trying to blink the sleep from their minds. "We're all going out to eat tonight, you two game?" asked Mo, sipping his coffee while keeping an eye on the two.
"I suppose so. We can't stay in this ghastly place forever." replied Kerith.
"Cool. Why are you guys sleeping outside?"
"You'll find out later when the culprits get what they deserve." Jaryn explained, getting up quickly to get breakfast.
They executed their plan well. Perfect even.
After the two targets and the rest of the dancers decided to spend the day outside, the twins decided the timing couldn't be more perfect.
They sabotaged everything that the two girls would come into contact with. Aubrey's diet drinks were spiked with caffeine, Emilia's favorite foods were spiked with Habanero sauce. Tabasco sauce was put into both of their toothpastes, along with soaking their toothbrushes on black cherry warheads to give them a sour surprise. Glitter and silver dye in the washing machine. They managed to make the girls' shower only spray frosty, even glacial water. The twins also decided to put red kool-aid in the shower head, so when anybody turned it on, they would get sprayed with red water. Plus, they turned it toward the door, so if a person turned it on without looking they would get drenched. They put plastic wrap around the doorway, and put butter over the kitchen floor, with Emilia and Aubrey's cell phones on the other side. The twins even unscrewed the bed posts. Hell, there was a gigantic bucket filled with water placed on the other side of the bathroom door.
Oh yeah, they're getting revenge for this.
"Hey, Jaryn?"
"Yes?" the girl replied as she unscrewed the last screw from Emilia's bed.
"Have you noticed that their room has ceiling panels?" the two paused, then grinned slyly as the same idea crossed their minds.
Like I said; Karma is a bitch.
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It took a little bit of work to get to Applebee's. Li'l T had managed to get her shoe stuck in one of the pool filters, and Mo -being the loving person that he is, but mostly to gain points with Taye- had to fish it out, and got his arm stuck. It took tears, sweat, and quite a bit of butter (after Aubrey and Emilia fell in the bit the Twins left) to get the shoe and Mo released.
When they got there, a spunky waitress with short brown hair and sparkling dark green eyes greeted them and showed them their table. "Thank you." Bodie winked at the cute girl.
The girl blushed a little before continuing on with her job, "My name is Erika, and I'll be your server today. Anything for appetizers?" she asked, her green eyes sometimes flitting over to Bodie.
Emilia on the other hand, was positively raging in her seat next to Bodie. How in the world could he do this to her?! 'I keep forgetting we're not dating... and besides, he treats me like his sister. But I've still gotta fight for my man!' she pumped herself up mentally, but lost a bit of confidence when Bodie asked Erika if she liked sports.
"Sports? Oh yeah, totally! I like to go out and play basketball after my shifts." she laughed melodically.
'Bitch! Get away from my man!' Emilia raged inside.
"We should play sometime! The place I'm staying at has a basketball court in the backyard!" Bodie laughed along with her, before Dare yelled, "SHUT THE HELL UP, I'M HUNGRY!"
They all had their orders taken. However, no one paid any attention to Dare- whom managed to get Erika to come back without anyone's notice and ordered every dessert on the menu. Erika gave the pink-haired japanese girl a strange look that obviously said, "Are you crazy?!" but decided it was best to just go ahead and get the dessert. Before the meal came, Kerith went off to the restroom -he accidentally touched some gum under the table- when he ran into an "old friend."
He was reaching to open the door when it was flung open, and the dear old creepy mechanic strolled out.
Yes, The creepy mechanic from the gas station that had hit on him earlier. 'God. Dammit.' the blond mentally cried.
"Oh~ it's the sexy guy from earlier!" the mechanic instantly said upon his eyes catching Kerith.
The Glitterati member put on the straightest face he could manage, "I know fifty different ways to kill you and make it look like an accident." he snapped.
"Aw~ playing hard to get I see!" the guy cooed. "You know, I'm still available right? I'm thinking you, my dear Sweetness, need to be with me." the horrible flirting that was going on made Kerith inwardly shiver in horror.
Why did this always happen to him?
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After ten minutes from when her brother went off, Jaryn started to get a little worried. She wouldn't admit it of course, but that doesn't mean she still didn't worry. She snapped her fingers at Mo and pointed her perfectly manicured nails at him, "This was your idea, so you get to be the one to find my brother."
The Hi-Def dancer gave her a quizzical look. "What? He's been only gone for ten minutes!"
"To wash his hands. Kerith isn't that much of a germaphobe. Now go!" she lightly kicked him under the table for good measure, "Or I'll make sure your dog mysteriously gets hung from a tree."
Mo quickly fled from the table.
He waltzed up to the boy's restroom; only to discover that it was locked. He knocked on the door, "Kerith? It's me, Mo!" he shout/whispered to the door.
"He's not out there is he?" came the muffled voice that was none other than Kerith.
"Who?"
"The creepy mechanic! I ran into him on the way here, and I ended up setting him on fire just so I could wash my hands. He's not out there is he?"
Brown eyes scanned the room. Taking note of Dare jumping up and asking strangers very odd questions, he could've sworn he caught the words, "Are those fake?" and "How many people have you sexed up recently?" come from her mouth. Taye grabbed her and managed to drag her back to her seat before she could cause much more trauma to the children at the table she was pestering.
Mo turned his attention back to the younger Glitterati twin, "No, it's just me and some gumball machine."
The door was instantly unlocked and Kerith walked out, "We will NEVER speak of this again." and with those words he retreated back to the table.
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Dare was currently running around, flailing, and it took a lot of effort to catch the damned sugar high girl. Everyone -except the twins- decided to pitch in, and Emilia and Bodie took their positions near a tree in the parking lot in case she sprinted their way. Emilia glared at her partner. "What?" Bodie couldn't help but wonder what he did now.
"Nothing, just wondering how much fun you'll have with Erika." she said with a poignant tone.
"Em, do you want to hang out with Erika? I mean, I didn't think you swung that way and all, but if you want-"
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
Bodie laughed, "Em, are you jealous?"
The sporty brunette paused, 'Was she?' "I-"
"Em, you know you're the only girl for me." Bodie gave her a smile that melted her heart a little.
So what did Emilia do?
She punched him in the stomach, and caused him to keel over. "Em!" the blond wheezed before his chin was lifted by a strong, yet small hand. Emilia pressed her soft lips to Bodie's, basking in the moment. Sparks flew, and before they knew it, they had been kissing for over a minute. A fry was thrown at them, "Get a room!" Glitch yelled at the two.
Bodie glanced down at Emilia, surprise painting his face right after. Emilia -strong, tomboy, and determined Emilia- was blushing. Her cheeks were bright red and her green eyes were staring at the pavement of the Applebees parking lot. The riptide male dancer chuckled tenderheartedly. He swept Emilia into his arms and stated in a voice that only she could hear, "Like I said, you're the only girl for me."
MY GOD THIS TURNED OUT WAY LONGER THAN I EXPECTED. It turned out to get REALLY REALLY long. I'm sorry if it got overly long, but there was just no perfect place to stop it, and I need the idea I have for the next awesome installment to happen on a even number. I'm OCD about even numbers.
I hope you all loved this chapter, and you also enjoyed the many pranks that happened.
Song: 1985 by Bowling for soup
The suggestion they go to Applebees and the inspiration about Emilia and Bodie gets credited to: creatibe23
The request for something creepy to happen to the twins was requested by: my lovely friend Music!
Yes, the creepy mechanic magically appeared. I pestered for that to happen!
In the next chapter, you'll figure out just what the Glitterati twins did to Emilia and Aubrey. It's actually quite awesome, but I already had so much going on that I couldn't put it all in this chapter!
The prank war continues throughout the rest of the story, so if you have a prank idea, TELL ME! I'll gladly add it in!
Please Read and Review my lovelies!
