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Chapter 3

Mission Complete

APOV

Bella was going to have hell to pay...however, I do think that Jasper and I can give them a run for their money...the things we have done. This was going to get bad...

"So dear sister, please begin so you can lose," Emmett smirked.

Oh now he and Bella where going to have hell to pay.

"Ok so here is how it's going to work, I'm going to start at number twenty and work my way up the list. Number one being my favorite - capish?" I growled.

"Capish," Rosalie and Emmett both agreed.

"Alice," Jasper whispered trying to get me to say things unembarrassing.

Ha...if I had to be embarrassed, he was coming with me.

"Oh you sure as hell are going to be embarrassed Jasper, get over it," I said getting angrier.

"Anytime Alice," Edward laughed.

"Ok number twenty...so you know that car race we had last year? The one that Jasper and I won?" I asked grinning.

That car was sweet. Hot pink, and went above 275 mph. Oh yeah....

"Psh, who hasn't done it in a car, - really Alice? Is that all you have?" Emmett rolled his eyes.

He had a point...who hasn't done it in a car, except my sex-deprived brother...Edward growled at me. Haha sucker.

"It's when your driving that it get's interesting..." I hinted.

"Oh yeah, we've done that before to...tricky but it works," Rosalie said filing her nails and looking bored.

"Oh hell yes, that was one good ride..." Emmett trailed off remembering things I didn't want to know.

"Jasper, remember Esme's bathroom, you know the dark purple one?" I asked silently telling everybody number 19.

"You didn't!" Bella gasped her eyes huge.

"Those rugs were pretty comfy," I smiled at the memory.

"That takes guts, I have to admit that one...ok so your up by one," Emmett sighed.

I heard Jasper groan. Oh buddy, I was just getting started!

"Rosalie?" I said grinning again.

"Yeah?" She looked up from her nails.

"Aren't park benches uncomfortable?" I said laughing.

"Oh are you talking about that time when Emmett and I were on one...and then you were on the other?!" Rosalie said realizing what I was getting at.

"That's the one!" I said happily.

"You guys did it together?" Bella asked shocked.

"Ew no...just in the same location!" Rosalie shook her head disgusted at the thought.

I saw Edward roll his eyes...time to get back at him.

"And I must say, Edward, that couch is spectacular!" I laughed as he jumped a foot in the air before landing on the floor and not moving.

"Jasper, dude," Edward said disgusted. "You did not lay Alice on this couch that I was just sitting on. Please say you didn't!"

"Well, uh," Jasper mumbled not making eye contact.

"Gross guys, really mature there," Edward said shaking his shoulders.

"Well we concurred that one right there!" Emmett said defensively pointing at the one Jasper was on.

"Whoa, bro not cool," Jasper said jumping up and sitting on the floor.

"Is there any piece of furniture in this house that has not been contaminated?" Bella asked rolling her eyes.

"The roof?" Rosalie suggested looking upwards.

"Already covered it!" I sang smiling as everybody's jaw dropped and Jasper was looking everywhere but at us.

"Not fair! That's two to zip!" Emmett whined.

"Is this floor even safe?" Bella said unsure standing up.

"Uh, well, um," Rosalie struggled for words.

"Edward I'm going to go sit on your piano ok?" Bella said walking over to the huge instrument.

"Uh Bella?" I said hiding my laugh.

"What?!" Bella said hopping onto the piano.

"Never mind, too late," I muttered turning away.

"YOU HAD SEX ON MY PIANO?!" Edward yelled outraged.

"NO!" Bella yelled jumping off of it.

"Rosie we are like losing pretty bad here!" Emmett said looking close to tears.

"Three to zero, not cool," Rosalie mumbled.

"YOU HAD SEX ON MY PIANO?!?" Edward yelled again.

"Edward, really I can explain..." Jasper said sending out calm waves.

"Don't bother, I'll get a new one," Edward said disgusted.

"Maybe I'll just sit on the TV now," Bella said running out of options.

"I wouldn't," Rosalie said the same time I said, "Not clean!"

"You guys are terrible!" Bella whined decided to sit on the fireplace ledge.

"I think my favorite place was at the bottom of the ocean though," I spaced out for a moment remembering the day.

"The...bottom...of...the...ocean?" Bella asked nervously.

"Yeah I mean no breathing or anything, so it worked out great!" I replied chipper.

"Wait, what ocean?" Emmett asked scrunching up his eyes.

"Uh I believe Atlantic," I tried to think back to which one it was.

"HA! No point! We did that to!" Emmett slammed his fist into the air in triumph.

"We'll get you yet..." I muttered mostly to myself.

"Outside?" I asked Rosalie.

"Yeah, who hasn't?" Rosalie rolled her eyes and looked at Edward who just shrugged his shoulders.

"Where?" I asked again.

"Esme's Garden," Rosalie said grinning.

"Damn, that was mine too..." I sighed.

We were only three-zero, they could catch up to us.

"Name school places Alice," Emmett said trying really hard not to lose.

"Alice!" Jasper groaned at me.

"Sorry Jasper!" I smiled and continued, "Uh there was the Bio Desk, during lunch break of course."

"Covered!" Emmett grinned.

"Ugh..." Edward rolled his eyes.

"How about the closet in the right wing hallway?" Emmett said looking hopeful.

"Dang! We haven't done that one yet, but we'll check it out next week, mkay Jasper?" I looked at him giggling. He was looking away totally embarrassed. This was great.

"HA! That's one for us! YES!" Emmett said happily.

"Fine try beating this one!" I threatened.

"Bring it!" Emmett threatened back.

"Roller Coaster," I said glaring.

"Done," He glared back.

"Roof of McDonald's!"

"Psh years ago!"

"In a tree,"

"Who hasn't?"

"On the statue of liberty - not in, on!"

"Damn it!" Emmett whined.

"Yes! Four to one!" I said bouncing up and down.

"Beat this one Alice..." Rosalie challenged me.

"I shall," I replied back.

"Dairy Queen drive thru!" Rosalie said triumphly.

"Ha, nice try, but we already have that one covered!" I said grinning.

"What about the McDonald's playhouse?" Emmett asked raising his eyes.

"Nah, we liked Chuck E Cheese's better," I laughed as Emmett's jaw dropped.

"Well, that's one point for each of us..." Rosalie said calculating it up in her head.

"Five to two!" Bella announced.

"Dressing Room at the mall?" Rosalie asked.

"Why wouldn't I?" Alice said laughing as Jasper looking like he was going to pass out.

"Doc's waiting room?" I asked Emmett.

"Hell yes!" Emmett said grinning ear to ear.

"Good times," Rosalie said mostly to herself.

"Elevator in the Effle Tower?" Emmett asked me.

"Duh, who do you think I am? An Edward Cullen? Psh of course I have," I said laughing as Edward glared at me.

"That was number 2 guys!" Bella said looking at me.

"Yes! Ok here is the best one of all...drum roll please!" I said smiling as Emmett gave me a drum roll.

"Emmett's jeep!" I said laughing as Emmett fell off the couch and onto the floor.

"YOU!" He yelled pointing at Jasper. "YOU LAID ALICE IN MY JEEP?!"

"Uh, it's a possibility..." Jasper said not making eye contact.

"That is messed up bro...really messed up..." Emmett said deep inthought.

"I guess we won then!" I said happily.

"Rosalie, we gota do better next time!" Emmett whined.

"Defenitly," She agreed.

"Edward's next!" I sang cheerfully.

"Alice..." Edward warned glaring at me.

Oh he was going to hate me...

"Edward, what are your fantasies about Bella?" I asked as he stiffened.

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