Disclaimer-I still don't own Victorious

Closing Time-Semisonic

Tori stumbled out of the bar. She wasn't quite drunk, but she was definitely too tipsy to drive. "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here." She muttered, sitting down on a nearby bench. "Where else am I going to go at midnight?" She sighed and pulled out her pearphone, going through the contacts list. Beck would be too naggy, and he was working late anyways for his current movie role. Cat was way too loud and happy for Tori to handle this late at night. Andre's car had been broken by his grandmother, who didn't like the noises it made apparently. Robbie…wasn't an option. That left one person. Tori sighed. In all honesty, she'd known it was going to come down to this. After all, she was staying at her house anyway, so she'd have to face her sooner or later.

"Hey, could you come pick me up?"

"Where are you?" Jade demanded.

"In front of a bar." Tori responded, shrugging.

"Which bar?" Jade asked, sighing. "There are a lot of bars." Tori looked around, eventually finding the sign.

"The Swarthy Hog." She told Jade. Jade sighed again.

"I'll be right there." Jade told her.

"I love you." Tori said, putting as much feeling as she could into those words to guilt Jade into coming as fast as possible. She had a feeling something bad would happen if she stayed out here too long.

"Love you too." Jade said, hanging up. Tori smiled and put the phone back in her pocket, leaning back in the bench.

A few minutes later, Jade pulled up in Trina's car. Tori got up and got in. "Dang Jade, you must have broken a lot of traffic laws to get here so fast." Jade sighed in exasperation.

"You know, I don't even know why you have other people on your contacts list." She told Tori as the girl buckled her seat belt. "You only ever call me."

"That is so not true." Tori said, laughing. Jade raised an eyebrow.

"Oh really? When was the last time you called someone who wasn't me to pick you up from your Saturday night drinking rounds?" Tori stared at her for a moment, her mouth opening and closing as she tried to come up with an instance when she didn't call Jade for a ride.

"Shut up." Tori said, pouting, and Jade laughed.

"I'm just saying, a contacts list is kind of redundant when you only call one person."

"I use it other times too." Tori said, still pouting. "I don't only use it when I need a ride."

"The Slap doesn't count." Jade told her. "And neither does Talking Reggie."

"You know, most girlfriends are nice when they pick their girlfriend up from a night of drinking. Especially when they're using gas that they didn't have to pay for."

"Well I'm not most girlfriends Vega." Jade said with a smirk. "And I thought that's what you liked about me anyway. You know, that I'm not like all of the others?" Tori groaned.

"You're never going to let that go, are you?"

"Nope." Jade laughed, pulling in front of the Vega household. "You're lucky your parents aren't home, or I'd have made you walk."

"No you wouldn't." Tori said, smiling. "You love me too much to make me walk home." Jade didn't answer, which Tori took as a confirmation that she was right. "Jade?"

"Yeah Vega?"

"I'm tired. Will you carry me to bed?" Jade stared at her, and then sighed, walked around to the other side of the car, and picked Tori up bridal style. Tori let out a squee of happiness and wrapped her arms Jade's neck. Jade responded by squeezing her butt. Tori gasped. "What did you do that for?" She demanded as Jade carefully opened the front door.

"If I have to carry you, then I'm going to get something out of it." Jade said, heading up the stairs.

"Pervert." Tori said, kissing Jade's neck.

"Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet." Jade said, dropping Tori gently down on the bed and lying on top of her. It was a good thing Tori's parents were gone. It was an even better thing that Tori's room was soundproofed.

Author's Notes.

Oh sweet holy mother of heaven. Reviews and views! Holy Crap! I can't believe the awesome feedback I'm getting for this fic! Thanks so much! Please continue to Read and Review! Also, 'D' and 'E' are going to explain why Jade is living in Tori's guest bedroom, for those who were wondering about this. Thanks again!