Bonding is good for your health
Edward POV
As you may have guessed by now, I am the host of these twisted jacked up retarded crazy yet some how entertaining and funny short pointless stories. Wow that's a mouthful.....
*Edward opens his mouth and spits out words* Wow, tastes like chalk. "EDWARD! STOP DAY DREAMING! WE MUST COME UP WITH A PLAN! WE ARE LEFT WITH EMMETT AGAIN!!!!!!!! WE MUST ESCAPE AND PLAN WAR WITH THE TACOS!" Eh? "Eh?" I stared at Jasper like he'd grown a second head. Actually........ "Jasper why do you have two heads?" One of his heads looked at him and started screaming "RUN! HE'S FOUND OUT HE'S NOT REALLY DRUNK!!!!! RUN OTHER ME!!!!!!!!!!!" and then they fled the scene.
"Yo Jazz what the f***** was dat you lazy son of a b******* ho?" Obviously Emmett was trying to be gangsta again. So, I whipped out my random banjo and put a piece of straw in my mouth and started playing while Emmett tried, yes TRIED to rap.
YO YO YO! THIS YO BOY EM MC C!
FOR ANY DUMMY WHO DONT KNOW WHAT DAT IS IT STAND FO
EMMETT MCCARTY CULLEN! YOOOOOO!!!!!!! AND IF DONT LIKE IT!
.............................. TOO BAD! CUZ....YO!!!!!!!
then he striked a pose before running upstairs to do who knows what. Actually I know, he's going to play dress up with his barbies. Apparently he thinks it's manly..... O_o....
THE END! ROFL MORE TO COME XD
