A/N Weee! New chapie!! Woo! And it's not extremely short! Double woo! Read on people!
You've Got To Be Kidding Me
I woke up and got dressed into a pair of dark capri's and a red tank top, and went downstairs for my breakfast. But, of course, the Cody and Ricky were already there, eating lunch.
"Wow. She's alive." Cody smirked. I started making a sandwich.
"Mice." I retorted. Ricky was looking at me, curiously.
"She thinks I am scared of mice." he lied to Ricky.
"Wrong. I know you are. I have proof." I smiled. Cody glared at me.
"How?"
"Some video I found on youtube. Someone posted one of you screaming about them." I told him, truthfully.
"Who?" he asked, pissed.
I shrugged. Hahahahah!
"Aw man! You've got to be kidding me!" he complained.
"Nope." I smiled. "And you scream like a girl who is about to get raped." I added, as I took my sandwich to the living room. I heard Ricky making fun of him in the kitchen for a little bit, then they spoke in hushed voices.
I had just turned on the T.V. when they came to the living room.
"Hey. We're going to stay out here." Cody said.
"Okay. In case I was too subtle for you two, I want to be away from you." I told them, slowly like I was talking to three year old kids.
"I have to go to the bathroom. So, I wanted Ricky to have some company."
I sighed. "Your really stupid. And your pissing me off. Now, it takes a guy a couple minutes to whiz. He'll live." I retorted. They laughed.
"What if I am taking a shit?" Cody asked.
"T.M.I." I responded, as I put my food down. "So not hungry anymore." I added. Cody just laughed and left.
I watched Full House, trying to ignore Ricky as he got closer.
"May I help you?" I finally asked him.
"Would you go on a date with me?" he asked.
I just laughed. You've got to be kidding me!! Ricky ask me out? He has been a bully to me since I was three!
"I dislike you intensely." I told him, truthfully.
"Why?" he asked, confused. Is he seriously asking me this?
"You put me in a steel box that was indestructible, locked me in there, and sent me to Africa to make African babies!" I screamed.
He looked uncomfortable. "I'm sorry about that. It was a dare."
I shook my head. "I don't care. Leave me the hell alone."
"Please?" he asked, using the power of his eyes on me. No!!! That's my weakness! Looking people in the eyes, I am powerless.
"Fine. One date." I told him.
He smiled like he just won an award. "Great. I'll pick you up later tonight? At seven?" he asked.
"Whatever." I sighed, then I went back to watching T.V. and he went upstairs with Cody. After Full House ended I decided to call Izzy.
"Hey, Rubes. What's going on?" she asked.
"I have a date with Ricky for later tonight." I told her.
"Are you out of your mind?!!! He is the reason that your a social outcast! He is just going to hurt you!!" she yelled at me.
"I don't know...I haven't seen him for awhile, and now when we are near each other he is really nice to me." I told her.
"It's just a trick." she disagreed.
"Ugh. I don't even care. It's just one date, how bad could it be?" I asked.
"Enough to ruin your social life for all eternity. He could humiliate you in front of everyone." Kelly chimed.
"What are you doing there Kelly?" I asked.
"I live here. My mom and dad are all over each other and it is nasty." she complained. Yup. That's Kelly for you.
I laughed. "Yeah, okay. Back to the point. Well, what should I do?"
"Well..." Izzy started.
"Let me deal with this. It is my area of expertize." Kelly interrupted her. And it's true. Kelly is the best one to talk to about popularity and that sort of stuff.
"Oh whatever." Izzy sighed. I can picture her rolling her eyes too...
"Don't roll your eyes at me!" Kelly screamed at her. Told you. I heard glass break and Izzy bitch about it. "Anyway, back to you Rubes."
"What should I do?" I asked.
"Hmm...how about you check up on him during the day. Spy. See his true intentions. And, if you come up with nothing I guess it's a reasonable risk. But, if you find something, cancel immediately. No hesitations." she informed me.
"Got it. Talk to you guys later. Oh, and tell James for me. My cuz deserves to know." I told them.
She sighed. "Okay, but..." Kelly started.
"He'll so overreact. Prepare for an angry phone call from him!" Izzy said in a rush. "Hah! Beat you Kelly!"
"Oh it's on. Dance Dance Revolution match, now. Get it set up!" Kelly yelled. Yeah, that's my friends for you. We settle fights with Dance Dance Revolution and Sing-star. It happens a lot.
I laughed. "Okay. Talk to you two later."
"Bye Rubes....Prepare to loose Elizabeth!" Kelly shouted.
"Why? I'm going to win...yeah, bye Rubes." Izzy laughed and then hung up. I have great friends.
I took Kelly's advice and went upstairs and listened to the boys. They were playing guitar hero, but it didn't take much for me to focus on their voices. Yeah, it's a vampire thing.
"So...did you get the date?" Cody asked. "With my sister?"
"I do the dare, don't I? And I always can get any girl I want, so obviously." Ricky replied. So it was all a dare. Wow. That's low. I feel really fucking used! So now I am pissed!
"Yeah, but my sister hates you."
"No. She dislikes me intensely." he corrected, getting a little defensive. What? Can't take a hit on the self esteem? Assholefaceman!
Cody laughed. "Doesn't matter. How did you do it?" he asked.
"I basically begged. Never did that before, but I could tell it wouldn't have worked if I hadn't." he told him. Actually it was the eye thing, dipshit. Oh well. At least you didn't know that.
Cody just laughed again. "Nice, man. And...you really do suck at Guitar Hero."
"Yeah. I know." he sighed. Hmm...I have a better plan. Better then talking to him. Much better. But before I work on it, let's have a little fun.
I barged in the door. "Hey, can I play?" I asked. "Thanks." I said, grabbing Ricky's guitar.
"Pro." I ordered. "Both of us. Let's see who wins big brother." I smiled.
"Oh it's on!!" Cody shouted.
The song started, we were both playing pro and it was going by really fast. And guess who won....me of course!
"Damn!" Cody shouted in frustration.
I smiled sweetly. "Thanks for playing with me. Sorry you suck." I giggled.
He smirked. "I'm sure you suck too." Pervert!
"Oh yes. I like the big ones." I laughed as I went out the door. Yeah, just wanted to flaunt my skills in front of Ricky. Make him see what I can be. Then, call him and tell him I can't go at the last minute. Muahahahaha!
"I'm going out." I said to my mom.
"Where?" she asked.
"For a walk. Then maybe Izzy's house. Call me if you need me." I told her.
"Okay. Be back before ten." she told me. I love my momma! And I guess she doesn't know I have a date.
And then I left and went out to the park, looking for a cute guy. And I found one. A hot one! He had dark brown hair, and beautiful light blue eyes. His skin was pale, and he smelt like a werewolf. I guess he's either albino or just doesn't like going out much...oh yeah. It has to be the first one since he is kinda at a park right now. Blonde moment.
I walked up to him. "Hello. My name is Ruby Molk, and I would like to ask you a favor." I said.
"I'm Stefan. And...what favor do you want?" he asked.
"I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend so I can get rid of some guy that is using me. He is working with my brother to humiliate me." I explained.
"I'm sorry. That must stink...but I'm new here. I moved in a day ago. And what would you say? You couldn't say we are old friends. And couldn't you get a kid at school?" he asked.
"Easy. I say that your the new kid and I forgot that I had a date to show you around town, and I would go from there. As for other kids...I'm a social outcast because of my brothers." I told him.
"Once again, I'm sorry." he apologized. Aw. He's sweet.
"Can you please help me?" I begged. "It would mean so much to me!"
He smiled, a beautiful smile. "Sure. I'll help." he said.
"Thanks so much! I live at the little cabin out in the middle of nowhere. It's deep into the forest. You'll be able to smell it, just follow my scent!" I exclaimed then I hugged him.
He chuckled. "Okay. What time do you want me to be over your house at?" he asked.
"Six would be best." I told him. That would give me plenty of time to give intros to my family, to argue with Cody about Ricky, then me calling Ricky and canceling as he is outside the door.
"That would be perfect." he smiled.
"Okay. I have lots of planning to do. Thanks though! Your a major, key part in this!" I smiled.
"Ummm....what should I do?" he asked.
"Be there, and look pretty and clueless. Then, go along with what I say when asked questions." I said, simply.
He nodded. "Okay. That sounds easy enough. I'll see you later tonight, Ruby." he said. Then he smiled me his award winning smile and left.
Part one: complete.
My cell phone started buzzing in my pocket. James.
"It's not what you think. I have a plan."
He let out his anger in a breath. "Care to explain?" he asked.
"Are you at Izzy's house?" I asked.
"Yes."
"Okay. I'll be there in a minute. Bye." I said, hung up, and put my phone in my pocket.
The minute I got in, I was ambushed. I told them everything. About what Ricky and my brother were planning, Stefan, and my plan. Izzy did her little 'I told you so!' dance, and Kelly congratulated me on my plan and James wanted to help.
"Guys. I have to do this without you two, so he can think I am going to date Stefan." I told them. "I'll get it all on tape for you guys. But I won't put it on youtube."
"Isn't that using him?" James asked.
"Not if he agreed." Izzy disagreed.
"Sing-star show off. Now." James challenged. Told you they do this all the time.
"Your so on! I already beat someone today!" Izzy agreed.
"You had five frappachino's, ten sugar packets, and 2 liters of soda before it! What did I eat? I ate nothing! Nada!" Kelly went on.
Izzy shrugged. "Not my problem. If you weren't checking up your appearance the whole time...I still would have won." she laughed.
"It's on after James finishes with you." Kelly glared.
"Yeah, Kelly? Izzy is going to win. She still has all that sugar in her system." I told her.
Kelly shrugged. "I don't care! That just means that I will have to have sugar!"
"Your diabetic." I reminded her.
"I don't care!" she snapped at me. Ugh. I wish they weren't so competitive. It's okay. I know how to get Kelly to forget...
"Anyways, I need you to dress me up Kelly. That's why I am here. Plus, I had to tell you all that." I told her.
"Eep! I get to give you a cute, little make-over!" Kelly exclaimed, totally off the previous topic. As predicted.
I was there for a little while, as she did my hair, make-up, chose out an outfit...blah blah blah. In the end, my hair was curled and up in a messy bun, I had dangle earrings, a cute little heart necklace, tight jean skirt, and a dark blue, short sleeved, blouse. My shoes were just a pair of flip flops, dark blue ones, of course.
Part two: complete.
"All done!" Kelly exclaimed. "That was fun! I want to do a make-over on someone else...IZZY!" she called, as she headed to the living room where they were. That's the problem with Kelly. Let her make on make-over....then everyone gets a make-over.
"No!!!! James! Protect me!" she yelled.
"No! If I try, she will give me a make-over!" he shouted. Hahahah! It's true. He learned that one the hard way...pink nail polish on fingernails and toe nails! And a mini dress!!! Hahahah! Good times.
I went out to see Kelly dragging Izzy to the bathroom. Not even going to try to stop it. When Kelly is determined, there is no force in nature that can stop her. She's unstoppable.
"Ahhh! Nooo! The torture!! The agony!!!" she yelled as she was locked in the bathroom.
James sighed, relieved it wasn't him. "You're next James!" Kelly shouted to him.
"Sorry! Can't! I have to walk my beautiful cousin home! Bye!" he shouted as he dragged me out of Izzy's house.
"What do you say?" I asked him.
"Thanks! Your the best cousin a guy could ask for!" he exclaimed, then he hugged me.
I laughed. "Your such a suck-up."
He shrugged. "It works."
"Thanks. Well, I would go home and lock yourself in your closet until your positive it's safe and she won't come to get you." I told him, one hundred percent serios. Yes. She has gone to his house with all of her stuff, and gave him a make-over. After that, he got a lock on the inside of his closet.
"Thanks. I will." he replied.
"Bye, James! See you later! And I'll tell you how it goes!" I shouted as he ran off.
I went inside, no one was home. I found a note on the counter:
"Ruby,
Your father is taking me out for dinner. Be back before midnight. Don't wait up for me. And your brothers will be at Ricky's. Bye.
Love always, Mom."
Ah. So he thinks he is ditching me? Well, I'll show him.
The doorbell rang....
Part three: In action.
A/N Yay! That was fun to write! Put a little twist in the story. Anyway, I'll update as soon as I can! And, please review! - Sam.
