"Slight problem." Said an Omachao clone flying up using it's helecoptor top. "We can't find Bean. It's like he disappered off the face of the Earth."
Robotnik grinned sheepishly. " Ah, yes... Well, I kinda, sorta... was
using him in experiments over at Pyramid Base... "
" WHAT?! "
" I didn't know he was going to be fighting! "
Eventually, they brought a very peeved Bean in.
" Ah, Bean, sorry about the whole abduction and experiments and the
thing with the- "
" BURRRRRRRRRRRRN! " screamed the duck, pelting Robotnik with dynamite.
" AH, YIFF! YIFF! RETREAT! "
Bark lepat into the ring, flexing his muscles.
" Prepare to lose, Daffy! "
" Sez you! "
Bark fired off a blast of ice, freezing Bean's legs to the floor, and
then began rapid punches to Bean's head!
" It appears that Bark is winning, " said Tikal. " Bean can't handle
much more of this! "
" He better! " growled Robotnik. " I have a bet on him, and I borrowed
money from it from Shadow! "
Bean broke free of the ice and delivered a powerful kick to Bark's
groin, followed up by a knee to the jaw! Bark growled and punched him in
the stomach, winding him.
" BEAN'S ON THE FLOOR! " cried Omachao. " Let the countdown begin!
"
Robotnik's face fell. In his mind, he could see the adrk alleyway and
hear a voice whispering " Mister Shadow is veeery upset... ".
Bean managed to get up, and glared at Bark.
" THAT'S IT! NO MORE MISTER NICE DUCK! BURN! "
He started throwing bombs and dynamite all over the ring! Bark winced
as explosions went off all over him.
" OW! OW! OW! Can't you fight with HONOUR, DUCK?! "
" NO! "
Bean charged forwards and drop-kicked Bark into the corner, then finally
finished him off with a giant bomb. Bark slumped, unconscious.
" 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... 0! BEAN IS THE WINNER! "
" Ya better believe it! "
Robotnik grinned. " Excuse me, I have some money to collect from Robo
Knux and Lara-Su... "
"And here's one of our..."
"Hey, where's my rings Omochao!"
"Um...I bet double or nothing that Flying Dog turns Sonic Jr. inside-out."
"You are stupid, Omochao. Rouge tore that thing up and yet you don't
think a character from the FUTURE is capable of it. Man, you're gonna owe
me 400 now."
"Yeah, yeah...now where was I? Oh yes. This is one of our weirder fights,
as a competetor from the future will be partaking in this tournament! In
this application card, it says that this hedgehog's name is Sonic Jr. He's
the son of Sonic and Sally..."
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at the nearby pub...
Amy was speechless when Omochao said those words. "Is this it? That's
the future? I DON'T GET SONIC?"
"You'll always have me Amy." Said Tails putting his arm around her
waiting to see if she would kiss him or kick him.
Amy looked over at Tails. " I dunno... What do I get from a relationship
with you that I don't get w/ Sonic? "
" Tickets to see Moulin Rouge on Saturday. "
" I'M ALL YOURS! "
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"...who has come here with his friend and rival, Julie-su, along with
their super-forms to fight in this tournament. Now, let's see how this
future son of Sonic can compete with this Flying Dog. The only thing that
gave Rouge an advantage was the jail walls that she could climb, and we
know that hedgehogs can't fly, so my bets are on Flying Dog."
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Sonic looked at the new hedgehog from the future, thinking, "So that's
my son...he's got this one wrapped up!"
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When the bell rang, Sonic Jr. pulled out his sword. He jumped for the
Flying Dog but missed. When the Flying Dog flew around (careful to stay
in the boundaries), Sonic Jr. pulled the sword out and positioned it on
his shoulder like a bazooka. As soon as the Flying Dog stopped to fire
missiles, the sword funneled open and fired a missile, hitting the cockpit
of the Flying Dog head-on! Then Sonic Jr. positioned the sword at the ground.
It extended, sending him high into the air...and on top of the Flying Dog.
Then, on top of the cockpit, he stabbed his sword into the protective window,
shattering it. The Flying Dog pilot panicked, and both pilot and hedgehog
jumped off the walker. It headed straight for a side of the stadium, and
the people there had to run in fear as the walker crashed into the side,
exploding! Then, it was just Sonic Jr. and the pilot. Sonic Jr. walked
up to the pilot, almost unconscious after jumping 20 feet, picked him up,
and dropped him outside the stadium. Omochao, shocked, then said, "Well
then...Sonic Jr. is the winner! He will go on to fight in the next round
against the winner of the next match, which will be between his friend
from the future and Knuckles' daughter, Lara-su, against the King of Ghosts,
King Boom Boo!"
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Omochao wouldn't be there for the next match. He spent his time looking
everywhere for the rings he owed Robotnik. He was about to search more
when he thought, "Why am I wasting my time?" Then he whistled. At once,
400 other Omochao's came immediately, each carrying the ring.
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(NOTE: this takes place at night)
" Hmm, these all looks authentic... "
" But of course Egg- "
" ROBOTNIK. "
" -Robotnik. Anyway, now it's time for our next fight, right Tikal?
"
" That's right. it's Knuckles daughter from the future, Lara-Su, fighting
the horrific king of ghosts King Boom Boo! "
" Now, Lara has all of Knuckles abilities and a few of her own. But
the King has flame, the ability to turn into shadow and a LOT of raw strength!
However, since Knuckles defeated him, the odds are in Lara-Su's favour.
"
" And we'll have to stop there, BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO FIGHT! " crowed
Robotnik. " And she better win, coz I've betted 100 rings on her! "
Lara-Su glided into the ring, ignoring the wolf whistles from Sonic
Jr and Robo Knux . Knuckles nudged Rouge exitedly and said, " that's
my future daughter, that is! "
" Yep. Wonder what MY future child looks like? "
" Well, he's right up there; all of Sonic Jr and Lara-Su's friends
from the future have turned up to watch! "
Vamde the bat, geeky daughter of Rouge, waved down at her future mother
and turned to her friends Shadow 13 (a clone of the original) and Vixen
(Tails' daughter).
" I hypothesise that King Boom Boo will win, and I put 30 rings on
that! "
" I'm betting 50 on Lara, " said Shadow 13. " And she'll be REALLY
peeved when she finds out you betted against her! "
Lara-Su was beginning to bask in the spotlight when the stadium lights
switched off. Total darkness.
Music began playing.
" Boys and girls of every age,
Would you like to see something strange? "
Lara-Su growled. " Boom Boo, and he's ripping off Timn Burton! "
Ghosts began pouring into the stadium, hovering above the spectators.
" I am the thing living under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red!
I am the thing hiding under your stairs
With fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair! "
A starnge wind began blowing through the stadium, reminding everyone
of their old fears of bogeyman and the dark...
" I am the 'who' that screams in the air
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moonlight night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright! "
King Boom Boo began to descend into the ring like a pale, translucent
ballon.
" In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song "
He landed and with a wave of his hand, the lights flickered bcak on,
dimmed and sickly.
He grinned.
The commentators gaped. Tikal found her voice first.
" Well, that has to be the most impressive entrance yet! "
" Indeed! " agreed Omachao. " In fact, after the match is over, I'm
giving him an Oscar for that entrance! "
" And we'll have to stop there, " said Robotnik, " because it's time
for Lara-Su to win! I hope... "
Lara-Su charged fowards in a gliding punch but King Boom Boo just grabbed
her in his teeth and bit!
" ARGH! "
" BRWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "
He threw her to the other side of the ring and began throwing balls
of blue flame. Their impact, in such bad light, made her look like a lamenting
spectre.
Wincing under this onslaught, Lara tunneled through the ring and back
out behind Boom Boo, delivering a powerful punch that sent him flying!
" BRWAAA! "
" GO LARA-SU! " cheered Knuckles and Robotnik, albeit for different
reasons.
King Boom Boo began circling Lara-Su warily, waiting for her to make
a move. She did; a powerful Spiral Upper-
He dodged it and went into the ground as a shadow! She smirked.
" GOTCHA! "
She began digging into his shadow, hurting him and forcing him out.
The problem with THAT was that he was forced out WHILE SHE WAS STANDING
ON HIS MOUTH.
" AAWWWWWW, NUTS! "
" GREAHAHA! "
The King spit her out, along with a stream of flame. She came out,
smoking and unconscious.
The countdown came and went. Robotnik was shocked.
" Great, now I owe Big 100 rings! F***ING BIG!! "
Vamde turned to Shadow 13 and Vixen, her hand outstreched. Grumbling,
they gave her their rings.
Later on, King Boom Boo was given an Oscar by Omachao. He ate it.
(PS The song played when KBB came on was the starter song for Tim Burton's THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS. Classy movie!)
If it was possible, several of the ghosts looked dreamly at Tikal as
they sat by their master. Tikal teleported right in front of them, exspecting
pleasure each one smiled. Tikal responded by giving them a Knuckles style
punch in the face making contact and send them flying since she too, was
a super natural enity.
"Keep your eye off me from now on!" She then teleported back to the
box.
She smiled at Knuckles, true, he was with other women, but she had
time on her side. And what was time to a ghost?
"Next, Metalla verus Egg Golum." Said Omachao.
"Don't you mean Metallix?"
"Metal is the American name, Metallix is the brittish name, Metalla
is the Japanese name, and since he's orginally a Japanese character, it
makes sense to use that name."
"Okay."
At the bar Sonikku looked at the TV and laughed. "Copy or not, that
metal faker is going to turn that gaint clay doll into rubble!" Plus, it
would be embaressing if a Sonic, even Metalla, lost to anyone other than
another hedghog.
"YOU LOST?!" said Sonic Jr. and Knux simultaneously. Lara-su said to
her defense, "Sorry, but how was I supposed to know that he was going to
do that?" Then Sonic Jr. said, "OK, but remember our deal?" Lara-su replied,
"What deal?" Sonic Jr. took out a time portal back to the future, saying
to her, "Since you lost, that means we send all your friends outta here."
After time-warping their friends from the future back where they came from,
Sonic Jr. said, "OK, I'm going to go visit some peeps."
Sonic Jr. walked up to Tails, lodged in his mech. He said to Tails,
"Hey, man! I thought I'd never see you younger than me!" Tails said back,
"Hi! Hey, can you tell me a bit about the future?" Sonic Jr. pondered this
question, then answered, "OK, but I can only tell you so much. The future
is not one that I would like to go through, but if I tell you too much,
then I won't exist. OK, here's something for you that I can tell you. You're
gonna get married..."
"Oh, I already know that."
"...to the girl right next to you."
Tails didn't need to look around him. "You mean..."
"Yup, man. Keep up the good work! Hey, do you know where my dad is?"
"Down at the nearby pub."
"OK. Thanks man!" Then Sonic Jr. ran off.
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If you haven't noticed, Sonic Jr's talking about Amy. In the actual
Sonic Jr. Saga, Tails DOES get married to Amy anyways, so thanks Charles
for something to go on! Now to sit back and watch as the giant servant
of Robotnik against a faster but smaller one.
"I really wonder if he should of told me that." Mumbled Tails suddenly
feeling very nervious around the pink hedghog.
" AND NOW FOLKS; METAL SONIC VS EGG GOLEM! Two of my GREATEST creations,
in a DEATH MATCH! "
" That's right, Robotnik! Tikal is interviewing Metal right now, while
we enlarge the ring for Golem to fit in... "
*interview*
" So, Metal Sonic, what do you think of Egg Golem? "
" I've met him. He's a nice droid, but I'm gonna make dust outta him.
"
" Are you sure? He is many metric tonnes heavier than you. "
" Ah, but all trees are felled low. And when their belly is above your
head, your teeth are level with their groin! "
" Intruiging...*sweat drops* "
*end interview*
They'd finally made the ring big enough. Egg Golem occupied about half
of it just standing still! Metal Sonic swooped in, looking like a gnat
to an elephant.
" Let the battle begin! "
Metal wasted no time- he fired his Chest Laser, blasting chunks of
rock off Golem's chest. Egg Golem stared down impassively and swung a fist.
Metal was knocked 30 metres down to the ring floor.
CRASH!
" It looks like this fight might be over early! " cried Omachao. "
Metal is badly damaged! "
Metal Sonic rose out of the floor, a yellow shield forming around him,
and started to slash at the hole already made. Rock began to give way to
metal...
Egg Golem headbutted Metal. This time a crater was caused by his crash.
Metal tried to rise. He was a mess; one arm had come off, his body
was dented, circuits were showing and half of his visor was completely
shattered. Sparks flew as he moved.
" BZZZT... Failure on 3 primary circuits. Power at 20%. Memory chips
damaged. Chest Laser offline. BZZZT... "
The crowd began to cheer on Golem as it slowly stomped towards the
wrecked Metal. Sonic rose from his seat, his face contorted with anger.
" GET UP! You can't lose, Metal! If anyone is ever gonna kill you,
it's me, not some mindless statue! "
Egg Golem turned to Sonic. " [B ACTUALLY, I HAVE A DEGREE IN LAW
AND POLITICAL SCIENCE,[/B] " it boomed.
" Oh, sorry... COME ON METAL! I managed to beat it; are you
INFERIOR to me? "
Metal heard this and shuddered. The words echoed deep within his mind,
striking something old and angry...
" No... I AM SUPERIOR! "
He arose like a demon king, screaming at Golem as he flew towards its
head. At the last moment, his electric shield switched on...
Golem's head exploded into dust. Metal Sonic's shield flickered, died
and then he fell to the earth.
Omacaho was aghast. " I don't believe it! He won! "
" We need a medical team here, " said Tikal urgently. " Metal Sonic
is going into shutdown. "
A few EggRobo's picked up Metal and took him out of the Stadium. Robotnik
excused himself and followed.
Sonic sat down again with a grin. " I knew he could do it. No hedgehog
loses on MY watch! "
The bar was quiet, until the roof was torn off by Golem. A new head
was on; the Tails Doll head.
Everyone repressed a snigger. Golem sighed.
" THE USUAL, BARMAN. "
" This is Robotnik! We have an announcement to make! Due to his serious
damages, Metal Sonic has lost most of his memory and now thinks he's a
rock-and-roll legend. He still hates sonic though!
" Also, his body was beyond repair, so I downloaded him into a new
one. Metal Sonic will now be fighting in his armoured form from S&K!
"
OK, the remaining West Division fights is:
Super Lara-su vs. Super Sonic Jr.
The Round 2 fights are as follows:
Sonic vs. Knuckles
Amy vs. Rouge
Eggman vs. E-102
Bigfoot vs. Super Shadow
Super Tails vs. Biolizard
Silver Sonic VS Bean
Sonic Jr. vs. King Boom Boo
Metal Sonic VS Super Lara-su/Super Sonic JR
"And now...our final match for the first round! Our friends from the future have brought their super-forms to rumble, and this is going to be an excellent fight!"
Sonic Jr. and Lara-su where right there on the field, cheering for their super-forms. Then Sonic Jr. said to Lara-su, "Remember the deal?" Lara-su said back, "Yup, I remember. If I win, you take me around the town. But if you win, you get to teleport both of me back to the future." Sonic Jr. pulled out his time portal, saying to himself, "My super form better win, or I'm ruined."
When the bell rang, both the contestants speedported high to the stadium (Omochao checked an instant replay to make sure that this wasn't a time-bending technique), sending tons of energy blasts at each other. Super Lara-su speedported to behind Super Sonic Jr., catching him from behind. Super Sonic Jr. powered up and knocked her away.
I;m going to be watching the clock! I'm going to post Amy verus Rouge if you don't.
PS speed DOES beat strength, Cell took Ultra Trunks apart don't forget.
Back-up files on-line, Operating system restored, circuit check complete,
no errors, system start up complete.
Metal Sonic shoke his head. He looked down at himself and then at his
maker.
"You down loaded my command files into Silver Sonic II's body!"
"This has gotten beyound stupid . . . " Mumbled Shadow. "Chaos Control!" The Golum was teleported onto Little Planet, which happened to be out of phase with the rest of the universe that month (not littary it phased out last week). "Note to self, anymore ideots show up, send the Egg Golum company!"
note: Silver sonic copies Sonic's spin, Metal copies Sonic's speed.
The chamelon shouted as the Chao in his stuck him with the needle in his dream, and the bee stung him in real life.
"No matter how hard her punches are it doesn't matter if she can't hit
you Jr! Keep it up!" Shouted Sonic.
Espio woke up, punched Charmy and then went back to sleep.
Vector sighed. " Looks like we're gonna have to carry him home...
Omochao looked at his clock, then called a time-out. "It's one minute and neither of you have vanished? What is up with that?" Both Super Sonic Jr. and Super Lara-su stack out their tounges, revealing a device on it. Then Super Sonic Jr. said, "Ring support system. One of Eggman's finer creations." Omochao then flipped through the rule-book, then said, "You can keep them this round, but next round it's against the law."
Suddenly, Super Lara-su flew high into the air, creating a beam as big as the stadium! She fired it down at Super Sonic Jr., who blocked it. That was just a ruse, though, as Super Lara-su created a meteor the size of the stadium! When Super Sonic Jr. knocked the beam away, he was immediately crushed by a boulder! He yanked himself out of the boulder, but found himself outside the ring! Omochao then said, "Super Lara-su wins by ring-out!" Super Sonic Jr. complained, "Isn't that unfair?" Omochao flipped through the rule book, then said, "Nope! Using a ruse and crushing the stadium is fine as long as she stays inside the boundaries." Then Eggman announced, "THE SECOND ROUND WILL BEGIN IN ONE WEEK! ALL OF THE CONTESTANTS ARE PERMITTED TO VISIT ANYWHERE IN THE CITY BOUNDARIES FOR THE WEEK!" Lara-su smiled at Sonic Jr., saying, "Well, that gives you enough time to show me the town!" Sonic Jr. walked arm-in-arm with her outside the stadium, thinking, "I don't even live here! Oh well, time to get romantic...and possibly even get some info on King Boom Boo! Since I'm facing him in a week." The two walked past a pupil-less Sonic and Knuckles, who stared at the two walking past. Then Knux finally said, "Is...that...the...future?" Then they both passed out, immediately getting assictance from Egg-Robo meds.
After coming to Sonic found his son and said.
"Enjoy your date Jr. . . . because when she's done with you, your doing
100 lapes."
"Around the statium? No sweet."
"Around Mobius."
" . . . ."
"No Hedghog loses my watch, espical to an edcidna on my watch!"
Grueling exercize after tourcher. Thought Jr. Great . . . .
Sonic Jr. walked into a restaurant with Lara-su. He looked around and
thought to himself, "So this is how restaurants worked 35 years ago!" He
went up to the waitress, and waited there. The waitress said to him, "Yo,
are you gonna order or not?" Sonic Jr. embarrased, said, "Sorry. I forgot
that people in this time don't read minds. I'll order...2 cheeseburger
meals." The lady said, "That'll be $5.50." Then Sonic Jr. pulled out some
coins and gave it to her. She immediately threw them back at him, holding
one in her hand and saying, "Who the heck is this?" Sonic Jr. recollected
the coins and said to her, "Oops. I gotta remember that some of these heroes
aren't heroes yet. Okay, here's some coins that I think existed at this
time." He gave the coins to her, thinking, "I never thought these fossils
would be worth something."
While they were eating, Lara-su asked Sonic Jr., "So, what are your
plans for the week?" Sonic Jr. said back to her, "What, after running 100
laps around the planet? I think I'll be training for King Boom Boo." Lara-su
finished her meal, then said, "Where was Tails going again?" Sonic Jr.,
surprised, spit our the rest of his drink, saying, "How did you know that?"
Lara-su smiled, saying, "My friends do know more than you imagine. I remember
Vixen telling me that this is how her parents got together." Sonic Jr.
sighed, thinking, "This just gets worse and worse. She doesn't even have
anywhere for me to drop her off at! I'm guess I'm stuck the whole week
with her. Well, at least I have an excuse not to go." But then Sonic and
Knux showed up, Knux saying, "Actually, she can JOIN you for the laps!
I can't believe that you lost to the King! I tore him apart like nothing,
so why couldn't you?" Sonic Jr. rolled his eyes, thinking, "How romantic.
Spending the rest of the week doing laps around the world with her."
Metal stepped out of Robotnik's lab, clad in his armoured form.
" That echidna girl is dead meat... "
Amy was stocking up on her StC crossbow and hammers. Tails winced as
she used them on models of Rouge.
" I'm gonna FLATTEN that bat! I SWEAR IT! "
Amy looks really steamed! Better not mention I'm betting against
her...
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