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Hermione had blackmailed Rita Skeeter into coming to Hogwarts and to take a statement from Harry.
Hermione thought what Harry had said was very good.
"Hogwarts is under attack by three eyed aliens, but that doesn't matter because Voldemort owns a purple hat."
"Thank-you and Bye-Bye".
But it seemed the school board of governors did and sent a psychiatrist by the name of Dr Louie to Hogwarts.
This had not gone well with any student or professor.
And led to Hermione making a temporary alliance with Snape to get rid of Dr. Louie.
Professor Snape had said Hermione could do whatever she wanted to get rid of Dr. Louie and he'd make sure she didn't get into trouble for it.
So Hermione went Professor McGonagall and politely requested that Professor McGonagall arrange a session with Dr. Louie.
If Professor McGonagall found the request odd she didn't comment on it and set up the session.
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"I have heard that you're extremely bright, but lately your behavior has been irrational and disruptive in the classroom and out of it. Do you know why that is?," Doctor Louie asked.
"Well yes, a squirrel ate my ice cream and I've found it quite distressing," Hermione faked sobbed, Doctor Louie cleared his throat.
"Miss Granger, is the squirrel in the room now?," Doctor Louie asked.
"No, why do you see a squirrel?. Oh my Merlin it just my luck to get stuck with a crazy psychiatrist. Don't worry Doc, I'm here to support you in this difficult time," Hermione declared.
"Miss Granger, I do not see a squirrel and I'm not crazy," Dr. Louie said.
"Says you, I owned a butterfly once that said it was sane then he tried to kill Harry which was kind of funny," Hermione said grinning.
"A butterfly tried to kill Mister Potter?," Doctor Louie questioned.
"No, he tried to kill my jumper called Harry. I think you secretly want to kill non jumper Harry. Admit your fiendish plot," Hermione demanded, looking at a bewildered Doctor Louie.
"Miss Granger, I do not wish to harm Mister Potter and I am not involved in any plot," Doctor Louie said, sighing loudly.
"Okay then, will you buy me a flamingo?," Hermione asked happily, she could see it was only a matter of time until Doctor Louie lost it.
"No I will not buy you a flamingo, you're one of the most annoying people I've ever had the displeasure to met," Doctor Louie growled in frustration.
"That's quite hurtful, gosh I came here to get a solution to a Garden Gnome and get insulted," Hermione said, pouting.
"Garden Gnomes have nothing to do with anything. My professional opinion is there is nothing I can do for you. I weep for those who have to deal you," Doctor Louie hissed.
"Well I can see you having a moment Doc, so I'll leave but don't worry I have another appointment tomorrow, " Hermione said grinning.
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141. Not allowed to give a statement to the press without my (Dumbledore's) permission Especially if the statement is this,
"Hogwarts is under attack by three eyed aliens, but that doesn't matter because Voldemort owns a purple hat."
"Thank-you and Bye-Bye".
142. When a psychiatrist is sent to Hogwarts after somebody made a stupid statement to the press, you are not to drive them insane.
Even if Professor Snape encourages you to.
