Ok I have done it again; I've put up yet another chapter in under 24 hours, lord how do I do it? Not sure! Don't care though! The fact is that I did it! And I barrowed the title of this chapter from Relient K's "Chap Stick Chapped lips and Things Like Chemistry". Ok well read go ahead!
Disclaimer: Ok two from the one from the one to the three I don't own Eminem and I don't own DBZ
I don't own this and I don't own that
I don't own journey and I don't own rap
I don't own mxpx and I don't claim wood shop
I can claim the story and the tabletops
I cant claim say high to your mom
But I can claim what I do wrong
I don't own what's not mine
Aka The Future Freaks Me Out
And now I'm out of time
Holla!
Wiggy wiggy wack that wasn't my first rap.
Ok I'm done XD read please
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Bulma was the first person in Wood Shop so she took a minute to look around. There were five steal and wood topped rectangle tables with seven extremely short stools around each one. There were some out dated computers and a TV in the corner. In the back of the room were a few saws and more sawdust than she had ever seen in her life. Bulma took a seat at one of the tables and waited for every one to come in. A few people she knew came in but they weren't really the kind of friends you talk to but more like just wave at so that's all she did. She continued to wait until she saw 18's blonde hair out of the corner of her eye. Turning her head to look she saw that Krillin, Chichi, and Goku fallowed 18 in. They all walked over to Bulma and took a seat at the table she was at.
"Hey B!" 18 and Chichi said in union.
"Hello" she replied back politely
"Bulma we didn't see you at lunch! You usually are first inline at the Bojangles drive threw. All though I'm not really sure why that stuff is going to go right to your ass." Chichi sated 'mater-a-factly' as the teacher walked in. Bulma just rolled her eyes then looked to the front.
"Ok good morning class, or really good afternoon…well whatever it is good that. Ok I'm Mr. Coolihan and this is Wood Working also known as "wood shop". This is my first year at this school but that doesn't mean I don't know the ropes!" the teacher paused and looked around the room. "Ok it seems we are missing a few people…maybe they'll show up or maybe they'll just get their butts landed in detention." The students started looking around also then Goku's hand shoots up into the air.
"Yeah?" the teacher asked.
"My friends aren't here." He said with a smile. Most of the class started laughing at his stupid comment while his friends at the table gave him the most stupefied look that he had ever gotten.
"Oh really and who might they be?"
"Vegeta and Yamcha!" he replied happily. Just as he said Vegeta's name the man in question walked into the room with his iPod plugged in and his hands in his pockets. The teacher watched as Vegeta walked over and sat down next to Bulma.
"A little late" Bulma hissed at him while he took his headphones out.
"I'm better late than never." He quoted from an MxPx song.
Bulma gave him a strange look but didn't get the chance to respond because the teacher seemed to appear over Vegeta and looked down at him. "Hey punk, I've got an hour and thirty minutes to make you guys sorry you signed up for this class and hopefully get you to switch out. Now you're late so you will be spending tomorrow's lunch. In here. With me. Cutt'n wood."
"and what if I don't come to school tomorrow?"
"Then that's unfortunate because I'll drag you out here and we can cut wood."
"Whatever."
"Good, ok as I was saying. I'll have a Wood Working Word of the Day up on the board every day for you to define. You will write it down in your folder, which I am passing around now; you have to provide your own paper." Once again Goku stopped the teacher as he raised his hand and waved it around impatiently.
"Yeah?"
"What about bathroom breaks?"
"You get none. Next question?"
"I'm thirsty."
"Sink in the back, ok as I was saying—"
"I can't pee in the sink though…"
"Why not?" the teacher responded as he got out boxes of sand paper. "Ok today we are going to sand. And that's all. We are going to sand these 2 feet 2 by 1's until they're smoother than a fresh dipped chocolate covered pineapple." He placed the box of sand paper down and then pointed to the wood in the back. "Start sanding you slackers!"
The students reluctantly got up and got their wood from the back and their sand paper from the front.
"I'll get our wood and paper," Goku said, "I've got to get some water any way…"
"Ok sweetie!" Chichi replied, "Ok so like why am I in this class?"
"Because I'm in this class." 18 replied, "But I'm not sure why I'm in here…"
"Because they cancelled photography and didn't have anywhere to stick us but here." Bulma stated.
"So how was everyone's summer?" Krillin asked.
"Mine was good but I didn't see Bulma enough." Came Chichi's response.
"Same with me." 18 said.
Bulma sighed and then decided to answer. "I went to Ozzfest and the warped tour…saw Butch Walker in concert with Corey Smith and then went and saw Crossfade."
Chichi gave her a weird look. "Ew…Ozzfest? With that Ozzy Osbin guy? Doesn't he eat bats or something?"
Before Bulma got the chance to correct her friend Vegeta decided to jump in. "Ok Chichi, first his name is Osborne and he doesn't eat the bats he just bites the head off. And the concert was pretty good this year."
"Did you two go together?" 18 asked as Goku made his way back to his friends carrying all the stuff.
"No." Bulma quickly answered, "I didn't even know you went Vegeta. Wasn't Disturbed phenomenal?"
"Not nearly as awesome as System of a Down." He replied in a monotone voice.
"Ok guys I got us wood and sand paper!" Goku nearly shouted as he dropped it all on the table.
"Hey table three keep it down!" yelled the teacher.
"Sorry Mr. Coolihan!" Goku replied, "He and I are gonna be good friends!"
Chichi rolled her eyes, "Ok…well what's everyone doing tonight? I was thinking about going to the mall and buying some new shoes…"
"I'll come!" 18 said.
"Ok thanks! Hey B will you come?"
"Nah I think I'm going to have to pass on this one…" she replied.
"Aww why?"
"Because she's coming over to my house to discuss music and stuff…" Vegeta said surprising everyone, even him self.
"I like music!" Goku said.
"Goku why don't you come with 18 and I to the mall?" Chichi asked, "We'll get you a pretzel…" she tempted.
"A pretzel?"
"As many pretzels you can eat! And you should come too Krillin! You can have a pretzel."
"I cant be bought with food Chichi-" Krillin started.
"I can!" Goku finished.
"We know Goku-chan, but right now I'm trying to get Krillin to come too!" Chichi complained.
"Ok, ok, ok, I'll come but I'm not going to be spending all my time in a chick store." Krillin said as he picked up his block of wood and started sanding it with a 150 grit sand paper.
"Ok deal!"18 responded.
"Hey wouldn't it be cool if we all were programmed with this big choreographed dance and we would all dance at a certain time every week, like at the same time!" Goku rambled as he also sanded his wood.
"That would be pretty awesome…" Krillian said "It would be like 'Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching in the night' and then we'd jump up on the table"
"Yeah and I'd go 'Streetlights people, living just to find emotion Hiding, somewhere in the night'"
"And then we'd both go—"
"Ok Goku honey that's enough…" Chichi started.
" 'Don't stop believin' Hold on to the feelin' Streetlight people'" they both sang off key.
"GOKU!" Chichi screeched
"We should rock it old school."
"No you will not be rocking anything any type of school, please sit back down!" she begged as Goku got up and started to do the cabbage patch, giving up she slammed her head down on the table and covered her ears.
"She's right Krillin."
"Oh thank god…"
"We should rap!"
"Oh dear god…"
Chichi, 18, Vegeta, Bulma watched as Goku and Krillin attempted a rap, attempted being the key word. "What in the name of my dog is going on?" Mr. Coolihan asked.
"We're getting in touch with our ghetto side….?" Goku responded.
"Yeah well I'll see you at lunch with hair boy tomorrow…both of you."
"Come on teach I think you and I got off on the wrong foot!"
"Goku I'm not really sure that you're supposed to be in my class…"
"What no it says right here! Teach you can't kick me out! I love wood!"
"Boy did you forget your medication this morning?"
"I don't need medication…"
"You sure about that?"
"We're not entirely sure…" Bulma cut in.
"I'm sorry Mr. Coolihan Goku likes to make noise some times…" Chichi apologized.
"I do not!" Goku protested.
"Yeah we're sorry for them." 18 said.
"I wish I was a duck then I could make all the noise I want and no one would get mad!" Goku whined.
"Yeah until someone shoots your ass and eats you at a five star restaurant." Bulma remarked.
"Ok you're going to be joining us to Miss. Potty mouth."
"Fine."
"Ok the rest of you get back to your wood unless you want to join our party tomorrow at lunch? No takers? Ok sand away!"
"Great Goku, now you have to spend lunch in here!" Chichi complained.
"Yeah Krillin why cant you guys just sit still?" 18 asked.
"And Bulma, you do realize that this is the first detention you've ever had!" Chichi boomed. "Coach is going to go nuts!"
"Chichi its ok, I think its about high time I rewrote my image anyway." Bulma replied
"Are you kidding me? Every girl wants to be you but you come to the first day of school in a T-shirt and jeans! They aren't even designer jeans! And are those cow girl boots?"
"Yah, I think I rock the cow girl blues." She quoted. Vegeta sat and listened to the girls bicker but he couldn't take his eyes off of Bulma. He had said she was coming over to his house and now he was wondering if she really would. He was jarred of his thoughts by the bell as it made its signature end of school ring. 18, Chichi, Goku, and Krillin all left at the same time because they were all going to the mall together. So that left only Bulma and Vegeta, along with the other kids who had not made there way to the door yet.
Bulma quietly packed up her stuff and glanced at Vegeta who seemed a little nervous. "Is something wrong Vegeta?"
"Um I was just thinking about something…"
"Want to talk about it?"
"Not really…"
"Ok, so what time do you want me to come over tonight?"
Vegeta looked at her, well there goes his problem she seemed to be looking forward to it. "Um when ever you want to."
"How about right after I drop my stuff off. You know, no one wants to talk about music with me, they all think it's terribly boring and that its only good for dancing to."
"Music is my life on my chart of things important to me its up in my top three."
"What are the other two?" she asked as they headed to the door.
"You really don't know me well enough to ask that kind of question."
"My bad, but yeah, music is more than my life now, its more like the air I breathe. It use to be so important to me but then I got into high school and I guess I just lost track of what was important and my priorities got shifted."
"Uh huh." They walked the rest of the way to the parking lot in silence and Vegeta walked Bulma to her car even though he wasn't sure why he did.
"Well I'll see you after I get home." She said as she got into her car.
"Ok, see you then." He watched he pull out and drive away 'this is going to be interesting' he thought to him self. An afternoon with Bulma Briefs the neighbor girl he's known all his life yet he's never shared more than thirty words with until today. He had to keep his emotion in check though because she was after all dating his friend and drama was only something god invented so girls would have something to do in their free time after all. He sighed and then went over to his car, got in, and started it up. The radio turned on and "Lets Talk About Space Ships" by Say Hi To Your Mom started up. Slowly he pulled out of the parking lot and headed home to get ready for what might be the weirdest afternoon of his life.
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Review if you feel like it please!
Ok well some of this stuff was based off real life junk from my life so if you think its funny then my life would be a ball of yarn to you oo and if you knit then you're in luck, right? Ok well I want to thank everyone who is reading this story and I want to think those who put it under favorites and those who reviewed it really means a lot to me! I will be posting another chapter today so look forward to that! This is Emily over and out! .
