Same warnings here, kiddies, YAOI, 5x2, some bastardizing of Heero(kinda, just trust me here), cross-dressing, and this fic is kinda citrusy. Meow! =^_^= Without further ado...
The next morning Wufei grabbed his head as he woke up. Duo was hovering over him with a bit of a concerned look on his face. "Ma..." He noticed Duo was in the school uniform. "Jessie Bell?"
Duo smiled. "It's only me in here, you don't have to call me 'Jessie Bell'. He put an arm around Wufei and helped him sit up. "Sleep alright?"
Wufei shook his head. "No." He rested his head on Duo's shoulder. "What time is it?" He asked, shutting his eyes.
Duo glanced over at the clock. "10:20... Chisa came by looking to see if you were okay. I told her not to come in for... well... obvious reasons." Duo cleared his throat and pointed down. Wufei looked down and blushed, then covered himself. Knowing he felt a little embarrassed, Duo decided to liven things up a little. "Aww, those are cute. Little dragons?"
"Pssh, what are on your boxers then?" Wufei asked.
Duo only winked. "You'll find out sooner or later. Here, drink this." He handed Wufei a mug of coffee.
Wufei smelled it. "Ahhh... it smells great. He took a sip and his eyes snapped open.
Duo smiled. "I made it myself."
Wufei tried his best to swallow the nasty coffee, he could feel the coffee grounds in his mouth as he sloshed it around. Oh my God this is awful... but he was sweet enough to make it for me. Wufei drank it all down, blinking back tears from its awful taste.
"Wow, was it really that good? I thought it really sucked. I could taste the grounds and shit in it, and found it kinda bitter." Duo said surprised.
Wufei gave a weak smile. "It was the thought that counted."
A knock. "Hey you two, it's me! Chisa!"
"Shit!" Wufei whispered. He got up and ran into the bathroom.
Duo picked up his laundry and shoved it under the mattress. "Come on in, Chisa." Duo said.
Chisa poked her head in. "Where's Botan?"
The shower turned on.
Duo smiled. "She's in the shower right now. Poor Botan, she's got one hell of a hang-over."
"I see. Well, do you want to go to breakfast? I know this place that does breakfast all day. You and I can leave right now and Botan can catch up with us." Chisa offered.
"Sure thing, I'm starved!" Duo said, patting his stomach. He was never one to turn food down. "Just let me write her a note." He scrawled on a Post-It Note "Botan, went to breakfast. Meet us if you want. Ja. Jessie Bell." Duo stood up. "Okay, let's go."
Chisa smiled. "...Okay."
The two of them left the room and Duo started off ahead of her. When he noticed she wasn't with him, he looked back at her. "Hey Chisa, whatcha doin'?"
Chisa looked up from the doorknob. "Nothing, just checking the locks. You know, I need to keep this place in good shape, one day I'll be running it."
Duo only nodded. "Okay whatever, are you ready to go now?"
"Mm-hmm." She said, walking up to Duo. "Oh... I forgot something in my room. Come with me?"
Duo shrugged. "Okay."
The two of them walked into Chisa's room. Chisa shut the door behind herself and locked it.
Duo spun around. "Why'd you lock the door?"
Chisa crossed her arms and walked over to her dresser. "Looking for these!?" She opened the drawer and flashed Duo two disks.
Duo stuttered. "W-what are those?"
"What do you think they are!? They're mobile doll plans! You aren't here to be my friend are you!? You're just here to get these!" She threw the plans onto her bed.
Duo was dumbfounded. "You knew? H-how? I don't under-"
"You don't need to understand how, just know that I know... Duo." Chisa said.
Duo went to grab the disks from the bed, but Chisa grabbed his arm.
"I don't think so. Besides, if you got killed... what would Wufei do?" Chisa asked with a sinister smile.
"What are you going to do to me?" Duo asked pitifully.
"You'll see... just cooperate and nothing bad will happen." Chisa promised. Duo, however, wasn't comforted at all by her words. Infact... if plain scared him.
Wufei stepped out of the shower and got dressed into the regular clothes under his bed. He noticed the note on his nighttable and picked it up. "What's this about?" He walked over to the door and tried to open it, but it wouldn't budge. "What the hell...? FUCK, it's that girl..." Wufei looked around the room. The windows had bars on them, so there was no jumping out of them, so his only other choice was to try and bust the door down. "God this feels so cheesy..." He said out loud.
He backed up and then charged at the door, but instead of it opening, he just fell to the floor. "Kuso..." Then he noticed the laptop on the desk. "I could call the others..." He got up off the floor and sat at the desk and typed up Heero's link.
>Beep beep beep beep<
Heero opened one eye and looked over at the clock. 6 AM? This better be important. Yes, the "perfect soldier" liked to sleep. He rolled out of bed and popped his laptop open, glaring back into Wufei's face. "What is it, Wufei?" Heero asked, half-asleep.
Wufei looked clearly worried. "It's Duo... I think he might be in trouble."
"Hn. Baka deserves whatever he gets, he's nothing but trouble himself."
"Damn it, Heero! I'm serious, Duo may be in some deep shit right now. He left a note saying he was going out, but I'm locked in the room. I can't get out of here and I have a feeling that this girl we kinda made friends with is behind it."
"What is her name?" Heero asked, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.
"Masunori Chisa."
"Fuck, the headmaster's granddaughter?" Heero asked.
Wufei nodded.
"She's the one with the plans!"
Wufei's jaw dropped. "NANI?! HONTOU NI???"
"Hai. Oh shit you guys are fucked, get the hell out of there, Wufei... I'll send Trowa to come get you."
"But Duo..." Wufei started.
"Forget about him, he's probably dead." Heero said coldly.
"I can't believe you just said that. Yuy, how can you be so cold? He loves you."
"Does he now? Are you sure you don't have me confused with someone else?" Heero asked.
Wufei bit his bottom lip. "Look, I don't know how Duo feels about me, but that is not important right now. What is important is that we get him out of here."
"You said you were locked in the room?"
Wufei nodded.
"Well, you won't be the one getting him out of there then."
Wufei slammed his fists on the desk. "Damn it Yuy, this isn't a time for jokes! God only knows what's happening to him right now!"
Yes, Wufei... get angry. "Like I said, he could be dead right now, so why worry? He was nothing more than a burden most of the time anyway. Good riddance, I say." Heero said.
Wufei got up out of the chair and walked over to the door. Heero watched him just stand by the door for a minute, then Wufei kicked the door his hardest. The door swung open, half-way off its hinges and Wufei ran out into the hallway.
Take care of him, Wufei. Heero thought as he got up and walked to Trowa's room. He knocked, but no answer came to the door. "Trowa?" Heero banged on the door. No answer, still. What the hell? He opened the door and Trowa was nowhere to be found. Hn. Maybe Quatre knows where he is. Those two are... close. Heero went to Quatre's room and knocked on the door.
Quatre ran his hands through Trowa's hair as he washed it. He wet his hands and pulled Trowa's bangs back so he could see both of his koi's eyes. Trowa looked up at him and smiled his little 'Just-For-Quatre' smile.
"What are you looking at?" Trowa asked the boy behind him, washing his hair.
"Oh, nothing special..." Quatre teased.
Trowa turned around. "'Nothing special'?"
Quatre smiled. "Yup, that's what I said..." He began to wash Trowa's chest. He noticed the faked hurt expression on Trowa's face. "Ohhh what's wrong?" Quatre asked.
Trowa pushed Quatre's hand that was holding the soapy sponge away and kissed him fiercely. When he came up for air, he said quietly "Nothing special, Quat-chan."
Quatre giggled. "You're so devilish..." He wrung the sponge over Trowa's head, drenching him completely. That only made things worse. Trowa was now on all fours over Quatre.
"And you..." Trowa kissed Quatre's neck, "should trade in your halo for some horns, tenshi." He mocked as he ran his hand across Quatre's aching member.
"DIDN'T YOU TWO HEAR ME KNOCKING!?" Heero shouted.
Quatre screamed as loud as he could... right into Trowa's ear. Trowa looked at Quatre scoldingly and Quatre gave a weak smile. "Gomen koi..." Trowa rolled his eyes and tried to cover as much of Quatre as he could, not wanting Heero to see him naked.
"Is something wrong, Heero?" Trowa asked.
"Wufei and Duo are in a bit of trouble. Duo's been captured and Wufei is going to get him right now." Heero said.
"So we're screwed, basically." Trowa said.
Heero nodded. "I'm going to stay here and see if I can hack into the school's computer to make the fire alarm go off or something, you two take a plane to the school with the explosives and get Wufei and Duo. Only bomb the school if it's evacuated, got me?"
Trowa and Quatre nodded.
"Great, now go get dressed." He said as he left the room.
Trowa looked at Quatre as he got out of the tub. "I'll get even with you when we get home..."
Quatre blushed.
"So you knew all along?" Duo asked.
"Yup. You're not very good at hiding yourself, are you, Duo?" Chisa asked.
Duo looked away from her. Chisa growled and grabbed him by the back of his head. "You look at me when I'm talking to you, pal!" She shouted in his face.
"Yeesh, try a mint or something, you smell like baloney!" Duo shot back. This really pissed Chisa off. She backhanded him.
"Don't you hit him, onna!" Wufei said, grabbing her from behind.
"Well, looky here, it's your boyfriend, Duo!" Chisa teased evilly.
Wufei blushed a bit. "We haven't talked about it, onna. As for you, are you okay, Duo?"
Duo frowned. "She hit me and tied me up, but I'm okay I guess. I guess we fucked the mission up though."
"As long as you're okay..." Wufei said.
Duo looked up at him and smiled.
"Oh please! If there were anymore sap running in here, I'd need a fucking life jacket to keep myself from drowning!" Chisa hollered.
Duo kicked her in the shin. "DAMN that felt good!"
Oooh next part's coming along, guys! Hope y'all liked this part. As for Heero... well, he just wants Duo to be happy and he figures Wufei can do that better than he can. That's why he was saying all that mean stuff. Y'know, I was originally thinking of having Chisa rape Duo but I decided to have her just tie him up. Aaaaanyway, part 3'll be up soon. Ja minna! =^_^=
~Shinigami Baby
The next morning Wufei grabbed his head as he woke up. Duo was hovering over him with a bit of a concerned look on his face. "Ma..." He noticed Duo was in the school uniform. "Jessie Bell?"
Duo smiled. "It's only me in here, you don't have to call me 'Jessie Bell'. He put an arm around Wufei and helped him sit up. "Sleep alright?"
Wufei shook his head. "No." He rested his head on Duo's shoulder. "What time is it?" He asked, shutting his eyes.
Duo glanced over at the clock. "10:20... Chisa came by looking to see if you were okay. I told her not to come in for... well... obvious reasons." Duo cleared his throat and pointed down. Wufei looked down and blushed, then covered himself. Knowing he felt a little embarrassed, Duo decided to liven things up a little. "Aww, those are cute. Little dragons?"
"Pssh, what are on your boxers then?" Wufei asked.
Duo only winked. "You'll find out sooner or later. Here, drink this." He handed Wufei a mug of coffee.
Wufei smelled it. "Ahhh... it smells great. He took a sip and his eyes snapped open.
Duo smiled. "I made it myself."
Wufei tried his best to swallow the nasty coffee, he could feel the coffee grounds in his mouth as he sloshed it around. Oh my God this is awful... but he was sweet enough to make it for me. Wufei drank it all down, blinking back tears from its awful taste.
"Wow, was it really that good? I thought it really sucked. I could taste the grounds and shit in it, and found it kinda bitter." Duo said surprised.
Wufei gave a weak smile. "It was the thought that counted."
A knock. "Hey you two, it's me! Chisa!"
"Shit!" Wufei whispered. He got up and ran into the bathroom.
Duo picked up his laundry and shoved it under the mattress. "Come on in, Chisa." Duo said.
Chisa poked her head in. "Where's Botan?"
The shower turned on.
Duo smiled. "She's in the shower right now. Poor Botan, she's got one hell of a hang-over."
"I see. Well, do you want to go to breakfast? I know this place that does breakfast all day. You and I can leave right now and Botan can catch up with us." Chisa offered.
"Sure thing, I'm starved!" Duo said, patting his stomach. He was never one to turn food down. "Just let me write her a note." He scrawled on a Post-It Note "Botan, went to breakfast. Meet us if you want. Ja. Jessie Bell." Duo stood up. "Okay, let's go."
Chisa smiled. "...Okay."
The two of them left the room and Duo started off ahead of her. When he noticed she wasn't with him, he looked back at her. "Hey Chisa, whatcha doin'?"
Chisa looked up from the doorknob. "Nothing, just checking the locks. You know, I need to keep this place in good shape, one day I'll be running it."
Duo only nodded. "Okay whatever, are you ready to go now?"
"Mm-hmm." She said, walking up to Duo. "Oh... I forgot something in my room. Come with me?"
Duo shrugged. "Okay."
The two of them walked into Chisa's room. Chisa shut the door behind herself and locked it.
Duo spun around. "Why'd you lock the door?"
Chisa crossed her arms and walked over to her dresser. "Looking for these!?" She opened the drawer and flashed Duo two disks.
Duo stuttered. "W-what are those?"
"What do you think they are!? They're mobile doll plans! You aren't here to be my friend are you!? You're just here to get these!" She threw the plans onto her bed.
Duo was dumbfounded. "You knew? H-how? I don't under-"
"You don't need to understand how, just know that I know... Duo." Chisa said.
Duo went to grab the disks from the bed, but Chisa grabbed his arm.
"I don't think so. Besides, if you got killed... what would Wufei do?" Chisa asked with a sinister smile.
"What are you going to do to me?" Duo asked pitifully.
"You'll see... just cooperate and nothing bad will happen." Chisa promised. Duo, however, wasn't comforted at all by her words. Infact... if plain scared him.
Wufei stepped out of the shower and got dressed into the regular clothes under his bed. He noticed the note on his nighttable and picked it up. "What's this about?" He walked over to the door and tried to open it, but it wouldn't budge. "What the hell...? FUCK, it's that girl..." Wufei looked around the room. The windows had bars on them, so there was no jumping out of them, so his only other choice was to try and bust the door down. "God this feels so cheesy..." He said out loud.
He backed up and then charged at the door, but instead of it opening, he just fell to the floor. "Kuso..." Then he noticed the laptop on the desk. "I could call the others..." He got up off the floor and sat at the desk and typed up Heero's link.
>Beep beep beep beep<
Heero opened one eye and looked over at the clock. 6 AM? This better be important. Yes, the "perfect soldier" liked to sleep. He rolled out of bed and popped his laptop open, glaring back into Wufei's face. "What is it, Wufei?" Heero asked, half-asleep.
Wufei looked clearly worried. "It's Duo... I think he might be in trouble."
"Hn. Baka deserves whatever he gets, he's nothing but trouble himself."
"Damn it, Heero! I'm serious, Duo may be in some deep shit right now. He left a note saying he was going out, but I'm locked in the room. I can't get out of here and I have a feeling that this girl we kinda made friends with is behind it."
"What is her name?" Heero asked, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.
"Masunori Chisa."
"Fuck, the headmaster's granddaughter?" Heero asked.
Wufei nodded.
"She's the one with the plans!"
Wufei's jaw dropped. "NANI?! HONTOU NI???"
"Hai. Oh shit you guys are fucked, get the hell out of there, Wufei... I'll send Trowa to come get you."
"But Duo..." Wufei started.
"Forget about him, he's probably dead." Heero said coldly.
"I can't believe you just said that. Yuy, how can you be so cold? He loves you."
"Does he now? Are you sure you don't have me confused with someone else?" Heero asked.
Wufei bit his bottom lip. "Look, I don't know how Duo feels about me, but that is not important right now. What is important is that we get him out of here."
"You said you were locked in the room?"
Wufei nodded.
"Well, you won't be the one getting him out of there then."
Wufei slammed his fists on the desk. "Damn it Yuy, this isn't a time for jokes! God only knows what's happening to him right now!"
Yes, Wufei... get angry. "Like I said, he could be dead right now, so why worry? He was nothing more than a burden most of the time anyway. Good riddance, I say." Heero said.
Wufei got up out of the chair and walked over to the door. Heero watched him just stand by the door for a minute, then Wufei kicked the door his hardest. The door swung open, half-way off its hinges and Wufei ran out into the hallway.
Take care of him, Wufei. Heero thought as he got up and walked to Trowa's room. He knocked, but no answer came to the door. "Trowa?" Heero banged on the door. No answer, still. What the hell? He opened the door and Trowa was nowhere to be found. Hn. Maybe Quatre knows where he is. Those two are... close. Heero went to Quatre's room and knocked on the door.
Quatre ran his hands through Trowa's hair as he washed it. He wet his hands and pulled Trowa's bangs back so he could see both of his koi's eyes. Trowa looked up at him and smiled his little 'Just-For-Quatre' smile.
"What are you looking at?" Trowa asked the boy behind him, washing his hair.
"Oh, nothing special..." Quatre teased.
Trowa turned around. "'Nothing special'?"
Quatre smiled. "Yup, that's what I said..." He began to wash Trowa's chest. He noticed the faked hurt expression on Trowa's face. "Ohhh what's wrong?" Quatre asked.
Trowa pushed Quatre's hand that was holding the soapy sponge away and kissed him fiercely. When he came up for air, he said quietly "Nothing special, Quat-chan."
Quatre giggled. "You're so devilish..." He wrung the sponge over Trowa's head, drenching him completely. That only made things worse. Trowa was now on all fours over Quatre.
"And you..." Trowa kissed Quatre's neck, "should trade in your halo for some horns, tenshi." He mocked as he ran his hand across Quatre's aching member.
"DIDN'T YOU TWO HEAR ME KNOCKING!?" Heero shouted.
Quatre screamed as loud as he could... right into Trowa's ear. Trowa looked at Quatre scoldingly and Quatre gave a weak smile. "Gomen koi..." Trowa rolled his eyes and tried to cover as much of Quatre as he could, not wanting Heero to see him naked.
"Is something wrong, Heero?" Trowa asked.
"Wufei and Duo are in a bit of trouble. Duo's been captured and Wufei is going to get him right now." Heero said.
"So we're screwed, basically." Trowa said.
Heero nodded. "I'm going to stay here and see if I can hack into the school's computer to make the fire alarm go off or something, you two take a plane to the school with the explosives and get Wufei and Duo. Only bomb the school if it's evacuated, got me?"
Trowa and Quatre nodded.
"Great, now go get dressed." He said as he left the room.
Trowa looked at Quatre as he got out of the tub. "I'll get even with you when we get home..."
Quatre blushed.
"So you knew all along?" Duo asked.
"Yup. You're not very good at hiding yourself, are you, Duo?" Chisa asked.
Duo looked away from her. Chisa growled and grabbed him by the back of his head. "You look at me when I'm talking to you, pal!" She shouted in his face.
"Yeesh, try a mint or something, you smell like baloney!" Duo shot back. This really pissed Chisa off. She backhanded him.
"Don't you hit him, onna!" Wufei said, grabbing her from behind.
"Well, looky here, it's your boyfriend, Duo!" Chisa teased evilly.
Wufei blushed a bit. "We haven't talked about it, onna. As for you, are you okay, Duo?"
Duo frowned. "She hit me and tied me up, but I'm okay I guess. I guess we fucked the mission up though."
"As long as you're okay..." Wufei said.
Duo looked up at him and smiled.
"Oh please! If there were anymore sap running in here, I'd need a fucking life jacket to keep myself from drowning!" Chisa hollered.
Duo kicked her in the shin. "DAMN that felt good!"
Oooh next part's coming along, guys! Hope y'all liked this part. As for Heero... well, he just wants Duo to be happy and he figures Wufei can do that better than he can. That's why he was saying all that mean stuff. Y'know, I was originally thinking of having Chisa rape Duo but I decided to have her just tie him up. Aaaaanyway, part 3'll be up soon. Ja minna! =^_^=
~Shinigami Baby
