I'm going to update like crazy all day just like how I've done all weekend but yea during the school week I won't be able too sadly of course. Anyways... here's the chappie!

Sakura Pov

I tried not to drool as I continued to stare. This is my weakness… little beads of water… I watched them with hunger. Bare and beautiful… I wanted to pounce now but it's not time yet… My body filled with love and adoration of it. My mouth grew watery as I thought of it with different liquids.

I started to get jumpy just waiting for it to finally enter and make me whole. I need to wait… I noticed black slide across toward it making me so excited. Black or brown I don't care! I just love hot pockets! Soy sauce or its own special kind… whichever gets to it first is what I'm eating it with!

I need to eat before Naruto and I go to the movies… if we go to the movies. "Accidents happen all the time, and it'd be funny to see him 'trip' and fall on an axe. That's just a complete and total accident! We really need to talk to the residents of Konoha about their habits of leaving axes just lying around upright ready to kill poor clumsy annoying freaks like Naruto." I smirked making Sasuke and Gaara stare at me for a moment before going back to their show of Kodocha.

"Sakura I regret to inform you that you have officially turned crazy." Gaara said not even looking up. I glared at him and ran into my room. Then I grabbed my legal documents and shoved them in his face.

"These are documents from the twenty insane asylums I went to. They all state very clearly that I am not crazy." I said feeling rather proud of myself.

"Sakura… did you ever continue reading their reports?" Gaara asked making me stare at him in horror. "It says that you are a major threat to becoming a schizophrenic." He said making me fall to the ground clutching the air above me for support.

"My whole life… has been a lie!" I cried making Gaara roll his eyes as Sasuke kneeled down beside me. He gripped my hand tightly and looked me in the eye trying to go for a smoldering nice boy act. Kind of like how Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club does when he wants something.

"My dearest Sakura, I will forever remain by your side." He cried making me stare at him oddly before punching him.

"I'd rather not let you go anywhere near me for the rest of my life but sadly Tsunade has a sick sense of humor." I said making him cry anime tears and run into his and Gaara's room. Gaara just laughed as I sat down beside him then suddenly run into the kitchen to find my beautiful food had gotten cold.

I glared then at Gaara as though this was his fault, since it is. Suddenly Neji, Kiba, and Tenten entered my apartment letting me know it's time for me to go. "Gaara these are you and Sasuke's babysitters! Be good or I'll lock you up in the bathroom!" I called then ran out of the apartment to meet Naruto at the theatre.

When I got there he was waiting for me with a rose and money in his hand. He's such a cute dummy sometimes.


Gaara's Pov

I turned on the next episode of Kodocha and watched it with the others. Finally they got bored. I could tell because of the constant sighed and texting. "Do you guys want to play truth or dare?" Neji asked. making us all nod swiftly desperate to do something, anything. "Tenten truth or dare?" He said as the game began.

"Truth…" She hesitated. I would too if I wasn't… you know… a dude. I have to go for all dares. Neji smirked then and started to think. I wanted to say 'No! Don't do anything mean to this girl but something about her reminded me of Sakura.'

"Tell us the one thing you've never told anyone!" Neji demanded making Tenten stare at him oddly. Then she burst out laughing.

"You are so retarded… Fine. I haven't told anyone that I've brushed my teeth twice today." She said making us all sweat drop. Immediately Sasuke came out of our room staring at her like she's a freak or something.

"You're on crack! Dude it's only two right now! Why would you brush your teeth so many times?" He cried making me think about it. Yea it is kind of weird that she's brushed her teeth so much so early. "Are you an anorexic trying to throw up all your meals and not eat?" He demanded bringing on a whole new topic of the many different ways Tenten is like an anorexic and the many different ways to kill Sasuke.

"I did not come here to be insulted!" She shouted then turned to me. "Truth or Dare?" She demanded making me scared. My pride as a man is at stake. I have to say dare! She looks so angry though… it's obvious she's going to take it out on me… Ugh but I must.

"Dare." I growled making her smirk at me. It was evil… No wonder I sensed Sakura in her. These girls are the devil! She paused for a moment pretending to think about it. Demonic girls like her already know the evil dare they are planning to torture me with.

"You are to go to the movie Naruto and Sakura are currently at. You have to buy a ticket and go into the theatre, then stand up at the very bottom row and scream 'Sakura Haruno this is Sabaku no Gaara! I am madly in love with you! Now I'm going home to eat your secret stash of hot pockets!'" Tenten informed me making my non-existent eyebrow twitch.

The vein in my forehead throbbed as everyone waited in silence. "No chickens?" I asked my voice tight as I tried not to lash out and kill everyone here. She just smirked and nodded. I sighed then and shook my head in defeat. There is no way I can get out of this.

I got up then and started to leave as Sasuke laughed at me the whole time. "Jerks." I muttered grabbing socks and shoes as I watched Neji, Tenten, and Kiba try to keep from laughing at me.

"Oh and Gaara?" Kiba said making me pause, not even turning around to look at him. "The truth or dare rules in Konoha say that you can't tell anyone about it being a dare." He said stabbing my gut one last time before I left.


Sakura Pov

Naruto is so helpless… I had to use so much restraint to get him into the theatre with our tickets and not kill him instead like how I wanted to. Poor boy didn't even know his life's in danger on this date. "Sakura I didn't know you were ever interested in me." He grinned chatting the whole time as we got our soda and drinks. Now he's chatting while we're waiting for the movie to play. I glanced down at my watch. Still five more minutes….

"You never seemed interested in me dating wise." He continued making me glare at the cold screen that refused to start early. Movies start early all the time but apparently not tonight. I sighed then and glanced over at Naruto.

"I don't know why I agreed to go out on this date." I answered truthfully. Naruto seemed to accept that answer then suddenly smirked at me. Running a hand through his hair he then put his arm around my shoulders. I forced myself not to flinch and to keep cool.

"I know you said yes because I'm so sexy." He said with a soft husky voice meant to draw me in. I looked him straight in the eye and noticed something I hadn't before. This was something that could change our relationship forever.

"Naruto… why are you wearing color contacts?" I asked making him blush and pull away from me. I noticed then that his eyebrows were dark almost black. "Who are you?" I asked making the boy turn to me and sigh softly. Then he destroyed his contacts and looked at me with a very serious face.

"It's me Haku." He said making me jump the boy and punch him all over trying to beat the crap out of him. Suddenly the lights dimmed and the movie started. I immediately got up and sat down in the chair ready to watch the movie. "Sakura I love you!" He cried making me shush him and start to watch the previews.

I still couldn't believe that I'm going to have to go on yet another date since mine seems to have been replaced. It's kind of funny he's fallen in love with me when we've only met each other once. I sighed then and pretended that he actually was in love with me. That sounds so much better. Suddenly a man stepped out in front of the screen. I couldn't really see what he looks like.

"I'm Sabaku no Gaara and I'm in love with Sakura Haruno! I'm going to go leave now to eat her hot pocket stash!" He shouted then ran left making everyone stay quiet for a while then they all tried to find me. I sunk down in my chair. He is so dead when I get home.

"Quite a preview huh?" Haku asked making me glare at him.

"Shut up and let's watch the movie." I growled feeling utterly humiliated.


Gaara Pov

When I got back everyone was looking out the window for me. "Crack heads!" I shouted making them all laugh at me. They're all a bunch of nut jobs that need medication. "You all need a life!" I shouted when I entered the apartment. To my surprise they were all still waiting at the window.

"Shut up! We're waiting for Sakura to get home!" Kiba whispered as Sasuke held onto his pillow tightly. I froze instantly. She will murder me. There are no questions, it's a simple fact. She would give become a rogue ninja to get revenge and God knows the Akatsuki will accept her.

Neji nodded sympathetically toward me. "I would love to have you live at my house while you hide away from Naruto. I know you will be a better guest but frankly I actually want to live." He explained making me glare at him.

"So none of you will help me?" I asked making them all smirk and give me a very evil look that told me someone is about to die and they are going to laugh at the mangled corpse.

"We will! Sakura's here!" They all said in perfect unison. All except for Sasuke who was too busy laughing so hard he peed his pants. Instantly they all ran away through the back door, all except Sasuke who ran to our room to change then clean up his mess.

Immediately Sakura entered looking hot headed and obviously angry. "You didn't enjoy your movie did you?" I asked making her jump on top of me. Her legs were on either side of me while she sat just above my area. She leaned down so close I thought she was going to kiss me, and she did, long and hard.

"I hate you! That's only the first thing to get you back with! Don't you hate being touched?" She asked as my eyes continued to stay wide. What the crap did she just do to me? I normally do hate being touched but I loved what she just did.

"So are you going to make-out with me again?" I asked just as Sasuke left our room. He stared at us both wide eyed then walked swiftly into the kitchen grabbing the supplies to clean up his pee. Poor guy and at a time like this. Oh well someone had to crush his dreams and laugh at the remains some day.

"Aw! That wasn't your weakness?" She asked clearly distressed about her mistake. I swallowed hard, so apparently she doesn't like me. I should of just said that it was my weakness… Then who knows? I could have gotten more.

Ten minutes later I was strapped to a chair as she forced me to watch the stupidest show ever that she had on DVD. For three days straight I was able to watch nothing but Shugo Chara. The show about a stupid fairy in your heart, that is your stupid crap filled dream, and retarded goal in life. Together a bunch of brats work together to keep this stupid dream alive for everyone!

"Will you ever do that again?" Sakura asked darkly.

"No… I swear…" I muttered as she played the final episode. At the end we both spazzed about what a crap filled ending it was. Seriously! If I'm going to watch a stupid retarded anime I don't want it to have an 'I ditch you' ending!