Peeta: Y U like Gale?
Cato: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THAT'S DISGUSTING…
Peeta: ….
Cato: YOU SICKEN ME
Peeta: I really did hope Clove had actually killed you.
Cato: BUT I HAD MY MURDER ON? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL ME WHEN I HAVE MY MURDER ON…
Peeta: ….right
Cato: SO YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME! I DON'T LIKE GALE… YOU MAKE ME WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE!
Peeta: Good…
Katniss: I like you Peeta, but…
Marvel: You know, I don't like it when people are serious, it hurts my ears.
Peeta: Well I'm sooooooorrryyy Princess
Marvel: Why you little Pugwuppy!
Glimmer: Oooooooh, you got PWNED!
Peeta: What? What the hell is a Pugwuppy?
Cato: PEETA AND GALE SITTING IN A TREE-
Peeta: That's it, I'm deleting the post
Gale: Fine… I like Peeta
Peeta: …
Katniss: …..
Marvel: Oh snap!
Katniss: What…
Peeta: Shit bro, privacy?
Glimmer: Ooooooooooooh, things are going down
Marvel: And I thought I was gay…
Glimmer: Oooooooooh, really?
Cato: WHAT…? SO I COME BACK AFTER KILLING CLOVE IN LIKE, 5 MINUTES… AND I HAVE HAD TWO PUBLIC ANNOUNCES OF BEING GAY? WHY DIDN'T I GET AN INVITATION?
Marvel: Huh? No, I'm not gay!
Glimmer: Ooooooooooh, but you said!
Katniss: MY LIFE IS A LIE!
