Peeta: Y U like Gale?

Cato: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THAT'S DISGUSTING…

Peeta: ….

Cato: YOU SICKEN ME

Peeta: I really did hope Clove had actually killed you.

Cato: BUT I HAD MY MURDER ON? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL ME WHEN I HAVE MY MURDER ON…

Peeta: ….right

Cato: SO YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME! I DON'T LIKE GALE… YOU MAKE ME WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE!

Peeta: Good…

Katniss: I like you Peeta, but…

Marvel: You know, I don't like it when people are serious, it hurts my ears.

Peeta: Well I'm sooooooorrryyy Princess

Marvel: Why you little Pugwuppy!

Glimmer: Oooooooh, you got PWNED!

Peeta: What? What the hell is a Pugwuppy?

Cato: PEETA AND GALE SITTING IN A TREE-

Peeta: That's it, I'm deleting the post

Gale: Fine… I like Peeta

Peeta: …

Katniss: …..

Marvel: Oh snap!

Katniss: What…

Peeta: Shit bro, privacy?

Glimmer: Ooooooooooooh, things are going down

Marvel: And I thought I was gay…

Glimmer: Oooooooooh, really?

Cato: WHAT…? SO I COME BACK AFTER KILLING CLOVE IN LIKE, 5 MINUTES… AND I HAVE HAD TWO PUBLIC ANNOUNCES OF BEING GAY? WHY DIDN'T I GET AN INVITATION?

Marvel: Huh? No, I'm not gay!

Glimmer: Ooooooooooh, but you said!

Katniss: MY LIFE IS A LIE!