Tuffnut was munching on a nice, juicy piece of mutton when suddenly something clanked the top of his helmet, covering his vision from his unadjusted headwear. Crossly he fixed his helmet back on his head and glared up to meet his sister smiling down at him with glee.

"Come on, Tuffnut, we're going to do the dares!" She said cheerfully.

"Oh, yeah! I'm coming! Gather everyone at the… the beach! It's nice and warm there," Tuffnut stated and he quickly chomped down the rest of his mutton and went charging away.

0o0o0o0

It took faster than usual to get the six friends together at the sandy grounds. Fishlegs looked way less excited than ever, while the dragons' toes itched in anticipation to move. The first roll of paper opened as Tuffnut got hyped up to start on doing the dares.

"Okay, here we go!" He yelped before moving on. "The first dare is from Guest, who is literally a guest, and they actually have quite a few dares."

Fishlegs looked at them. "Yeah, they asked these dares before the rule came to existence, so don't worry, anyone, we aren't going against it; that rule still exists, but when this person requested these dares, the rule did not exist, so we aren't going against our word. Just to be clear."

"…Moving on," Tuffnut muttered, looking weirdly at Fishlegs before clearing his throat. "Guestdares us to paint Toothless pink and dye Hiccup's hair any color. That's the first dare EVER! Confetti, people!"

Everyone looked at him.

"…Fine, no confetti. Either way, we get to die Toothless and Hiccup any color… hehehe…" He smiled evilly.

Toothless's ears and wings fell back in shock and disapproval. Hiccup looked fairly uncomfortable.

Tuffnut rubbed his hands together with a smile. "Cool, we can do this…"

Thirty minutes later…

After nicking dye from Phlegma, the twins busied themselves coating Toothless a nice, sharp pink look and giving Hiccup a completely new hairstyle addition along with the new color. Tuffnut was no longer jealous of his hair after they were finished; it was the same pink shade as Toothless's 'new scales.'

Toothless was not pleased; he was mostly embarrassed yet angry at the same moment. Every time he saw his tail flick behind him he growled, only to remember it was his own body. It really was humiliating.

However Hiccup was even worse; he really hoped the dye would come off easily at the end of the day, or he was screwed.

Snotlout was laughing for ten minutes straight and finally managed to pick himself off the ground, wiping away tears from his eyes. It was the greatest day of his life so far.

"My my, Princess Hiccup, you could get dirty in this sand; do you mind a cup of tea?" Snotlout teased and laughed only harder at his own joke. "Ooooh, do be careful lady Toothless, don't want to chip a nail on those rocks!"

The Night Fury dug Snotlout's face in the sand and would not let him back up until Hookfang forced Toothless away.

"Next dare," muttered Hiccup.

Tuffnut was more than happy to continue. "…throw eels into the dragon stables."

"Dragon stables?" Everyone repeated in confusion.

"Next dare," said Fishlegs.

Tuffnut whispered, "…hide Astrid's axe,"

Ruffnut and Tuffnut snuck up to where Astrid left her axe on the beach and dug it deep in the bracken of the woods, chuckling to themselves evilly as they tiptoed back through the lush greenery.

"…take Hiccup's leg and have him stuck in an embarrassing place; we'll do that tomorrow morning so we can actually takeit," Tuffnut whispered, and Ruff nodded in agreement. "…and finally, marry Fungus, Mildew's sheep." He said the last one loud enough for everyone to hear.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Snotlout cried out and fell over laughing once again.

Astrid looked at Snotlout in disgust and then faced her friends, her hip leaning to the left. "Who wants to propose to the sheep?"

"I WILL," Tuffnut volunteered. He and Ruff leaped on Barf and Belch and flew away to Mildew's house on the far side of Berk. It only took a few minutes to reach the isolated scrappy land.

Mildew hardly ever left Fungus's side, so they had to steal Fungus away while Mildew was busy in the outhouse. They dragged the sheep to the other side of the house and Tuffnut went down on one knee.

"Fungus Woolly Bleating Sheeps-Hooves," Tuff began dramatically, "Will you do the honors of… becoming my bride?"

Fungus 'bahhed' and quickly ran away.

"I take that as a no," Ruff stated.

Back on the Beach…

"How'd it go?" Snotlout asked with a huge smile.

"Bad. She didn't even let me get a ring." Tuffnut replied.

"I didn't know Fungus was a girl," Astrid said in surprise.

"There are a lot of things you don't know," Tuffnut implied.

Astrid paused. "…Next dare?"

"Right," Tuffnut and Ruffnut fought over the papers for a second before Snotlout butted in and took them all for himself.

"I'LL read them," He snapped and cleared his throat. "This is from Sonic and Raven fan, and they dare Astrid and Hiccup… to kiss in front of everyone?!"

The two blushed and tried hard keeping their cool on. "That's uh… kinda personal, isn't it?" Hiccup asked hopefully.

"Nope," Replied Snotlout; he began to enjoy this.

Astrid pushed her bangs back and leaned in, interrupting whatever Hiccup was about to say for a gentle kiss. Everyone paused and watched with surprise, still staring when Astrid pulled back and smiled at him. Hiccup smiled back, but the two immediately fell back to awkwardness when everyone continued to stare.

"Is there something we don't know about that's going on here?!" Tuffnut cried out.

"How about you read the next dare?" Astrid snapped.

"The next is from Sonic and Raven fanagain, and they dare the twins to find Dagur and spill buckets of fish and metal over his head while shouting "Hiccup loves your sister."" Read Fishlegs.

"I didn't know Dagur hada sister," Hiccup said in surprise.

The twins looked thoughtful than they smiled. "Sure. After all, we need to get him back still for trying to kill Barf and Belch," The two climbed their dragon and flew to the village to gather what they needed.

Astrid smiled. "I've got to see this."

"Wait for me!" Snotlout wailed, and the riders mounted their respective dragons and followed the twins off wherever they were going.

"Hang on! Isn't Dagur in prison?!" Hiccup shrieked as he and Toothless followed.

"Apparently not!" Astrid called back.

Ruffnut and Tuffnut flew on their Zippleback over the waters of the Archipelago, searching right and left, up and down for a sign of Dagur. Their eyes lit up with glee when they saw a Berserker ship sailing lazily through the waves below, and they zipped down as fast as they could, nearly dropping their prank contents in the process. Trying not to giggle evilly out loud, the twins hovered right above Dagur's unsuspecting head and poured over the buckets, down coming spoons, forks, fishing rods, and salmon. Dagur gasped in surprise and spat out a chunk of salmon from his mouth in disgust, glaring up at the sky to see the source of his attack.

"HICCUP LOVES YOUR SISTER!" Ruffnut and Tuffnut shrieked before quickly turning their dragon around and retreating back to Berk.

Dagur watched in bewilderment. "I HAVE A SISTER?!" He screamed, throwing a fish that was in his hair in the face of one of his men.

The twins high-fived and followed the other riders back to Berk.

Fishlegs was waiting for them with Meatlug. He smiled at their return. "You're back in time for the next dare. It's from The Nerdinator, and they dare Tuffnut to ding-dong ditch Mildew. It ends in parenthesis that he deserves it."

"HAH! I did this just the other day!" Tuffnut cried out happily as he took off on Barf and Belch with Ruffnut- - again.

Mildew raised his head when he heard a gentle knock on his door. He grunted in annoyance and tripped over Fungus on his disperse to the door, picking himself off the floor and adjusting his helmet before lumbering on. He pulled it open and looked around, confused.

"Weird, same thing happened yesterday," Mildew mumbled to himself and shut the door again.

Suddenly it knocked again. Mildew opened it, yet there was nothing there- - again.

Now Mildew was getting cross.

Next time it knocked, Mildew already had a hand on the knob, and he flung it open before the knocking even finished. Tuffnut froze and stood mid-knock, his fist stiff in the air. He smiled sheepishly at Mildew before hopping on his dragon head shrieking, "GOTTA GO,"

"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS," Mildew shouted before mumbling some things under his breath.

When the twins got back Tuffnut read the next question by taking the paper from Fishlegs. "This next dare is from Anakina Skywalker, and they dare Astrid and Hiccup to wear a dress."

"WHAT?!" They both cried out in dismay. The twins and Snotlout snickered to themselves.

Later…

"Come on out, guys, you've been changing for the past five minutes," Fishlegs called, slightly impatiently.

"Do I have to?" Astrid and Hiccup said at the same time in their separate dressing rooms.

"YES, NOW GET YOUR SORRY BUTTS OUT HERE BEFORE I DRAG 'EM OUT," Snotlout screamed.

Reluctantly the two revealed themselves.

Astrid didn't look bad at all. In fact, she looked pretty.

Hiccup on the other hand…

Let's just say the twins and Snotlout nearly died laughing. Even TOOTHLESS chortled.

"Come on, bud, you're supposed to be on my side," mumbled Hiccup, his face redder than a tomato.

"I'm actually a bit embarrassed just looking at you, cuz," Snotlout sniffed, wiping away a tear.

"Yeah, me too," Tuffnut agreed.

"Can I just get out of this before someone ELSE sees me?" Hiccup hissed between clenched teeth.

Too late. Just ten feet away, Stoick and Gobber were staring with wide eyes and half-opened mouths at Hiccup, frozen to the shock.

Hiccup and his friends stared right back at them, bracing for an explosion.

But Stoick turned and walked away, speechless. Gobber waved one hand and mumbled, "I don't wanna know." before following Stoick along.

"THAT DOES IT," Screamed Hiccup and he charged back into the house, slamming the door shut.

"On that cheery note…" Fishlegs went on, "Let's read the next one, shall we?"

Astrid took the paper from Tuffnut, still in her blue dress. "It's from Yubel578, and they dare the twins to steal Stoick's helmet while he's wearing it."

"YES, MORE PRANKS!" The twins said happily and charged away to the Great Hall where Stoick and Gobber disappeared to.

Stoick and Gobber were talking about how they could switch defenses around on Berk while Tuffnut was dangling from a rope around one foot, Thor knows how he got up there, with Ruffnut holding the rope up higher on a small loft. She swung Tuff forward on the rope, and he wiggled his fingers around readily as he hung above Stoick's head. Ever so stealthily, lightly, Tuffnut slowly l-i-i-i-i-fted the helmet oh so gently off the chief's head, so silently and sneakily that neither man noticed.

When the helmet was in his clutches, Ruffnut pulled him back up on the loft, untied the rope from his ankle, and high-tailed out of the Great hall as fast as their legs could carry them back to the other dragon riders. The twins uncontrollably giggled the whole way there, presenting the helmet to the teens successfully.

"How'd we do?" Tuffnut asked with a huge smile on his face.

"Surprisingly flawless," Astrid exclaimed.

"YES!" Ruff and Tuff clapped their hands together and then head-butted. "Now all we have to do is wait to find out when he notices."

It was that moment Hiccup returned from the house. He paused when he saw his father's helmet dangling victoriously from the twin's fingers, but decided not to ask and forget about it.

"The next is from The Super Shepherd, and they dare Snotlout to jump off the cliff into the ocean, and for Astrid to chase him around with her axe." Fishlegs read.

Snotlout snorted. "Easy as pie!"

Astrid paused. "Wait, where's my axe?"

The twins froze and smiled sheepishly. "Oh, about that…"

Later…

Astrid was so mad that she nearly tore the twins head's off. Hiccup and Fishlegs held her back until she finally calmed down, ripping her axe out of Ruffnut's hands.

"You touch my axe one more time, I'll use it on you," Astrid threatened.

Tuffnut's eyes lit up. "Really?"

Snotlout whistled innocently in the background, and Astrid gave a tiny smile. The big boy screamed in surprise when Astrid swung her axe at him, just barely leaping out of the way. Girl chased boy all the way to the edge of the cliff screaming, one in fear and the other in battle cries, where Snotlout had no choice but to jump. He screamed the whole fall down, the splash of water seizing his vocals.

Astrid looked down the cliff, watching with a satisfied smile as the scene played on. When Snotlout resurfaced, coughing and spitting out water, he glared up at her angrily. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" He shrieked, waving a fist in the air.

Astrid shrugged and smiled. "Ask The Super Shepherd, not me. But I certainly did enjoy that, by the way!"

Snotlout growled then looked up at Hookfang, who was watching him curiously from the top of the cliff. "Hey, mind getting me out of here?!" He yelled to his dragon.

Hookfang snorted as if that was the stupidest question he ever heard and flew away back to the other dragons and their riders.

"…thank you." Snotlout called, swimming around the island to the docks grumpily.

"While we wait for him to get back, shall we read the next dares?" Fishlegs asked.

"Yeah, go ahead," Tuffnut urged.

"These next ones are from Movielover48. They dare Toothless to walk and stand on his hind legs for a whole minute." said Fishlegs aloud.

Toothless's ears pricked as his name was mentioned and cooed in delight at the challenge. He sat back on his two hind legs and waddled around like an overgrown penguin, his tongue hanging out of his mouth goofily. Everyone giggled and laughed at his cute behavior, which urged Toothless to do more.

Toothless leaped in the air from his hind legs, which wasn't saying much since he didn't get much resistance with his back legs on the ground, but it sure did look funny. He continued to waddle around the village, toothlessly smiling at a few villagers who stared him on speechlessly. Finally the minute was over and Toothless dropped down on all fours again, purring when Hiccup and Astrid scratched him under the chin.

"That was the best dare so far, I think," said Hiccup. "Not too uncomfortable… not too dangerous… just right,"

"What are you talking about? We love dangerous," said Tuffnut, confused.

Snotlout took the paper away from Fishlegs and read the next dare, trying hard not to laugh. "Hey, Hiccup, you sure are going to love this one…"

"What?" Hiccup asked almost miserably.

"It's from Movielover48. They dare you to kiss Ruffnut in front of Astrid." Snotlout and Tuffnut laughed, and Ruffnut stiffened with wide eyes.

"Ooh, Ruffnut! Looks like you're finally getting a boyfriend!" Tuffnut teased.

Ruffnut lifted an arm, threatening to punch her brother in the nose.

"I'm not going to kiss Ruffnut," Hiccup muttered.

"You BET you aren't," Ruffnut growled. "You may be cute, but I don't want to KISS you. Gross."

"Hey, you're hair is still pink, by the way," Snotlout snickered.

Toothless leaped to Hiccup's rescue and growled threateningly at Snotlout, who quickly and innocently backed away with his arms up in defense. (Toothless was no longer pink because he washed off in the river much earlier.)

"Are they trying to make me jealous?" Astrid asked. "That's probably why they want you to kiss Ruffnut, Hiccup; to make me jealous,"

"Why would they do that?" Hiccup asked, confused.

Astrid shrugged. "Fans can be a little confusing sometimes."

"Moving on," Ruffnut spat. She still was disgusted at the thought of actually kissing someone.

"These are the last dares we have," Fishlegs stated.

"AWW!" Ruffnut and Tuffnut moaned.

"They are for Snotlout and Toothless," Fishlegs went on.

"YES!" Snotlout cheered. "Finally, another one for ME!"

"Angel1D98dares Snotlout to be selfless for a week."

"Nope," Snotlout interrupted.

"…they also say if you don't, you have to go around Berk in your underwear for the next three weeks," Fishlegs finished with a giggle.

Snotlout's jaw dropped. "You've got to be KIDDING me!" He shrieked.

Astrid and the twins smiled evilly at one another. This was going to be a fun week.

Snotlout dropped to his knees, nearly crying. "But I don't know how to put others before myself! I'm going to die in compassion! AAUGH!"

Astrid smiled sweetly at him. "Aww, don't worry, Snotty-face, it'll be alright… for us, anyways,"

Snotlout growled and mumbled a few things under his breath.

"And the last one is for Toothless." Fishlegs said and took a deep breath. "Angel1D98dares you, Toothless, to shoot anything the twins throw at you, as long as it is not alive."

Toothless puffed out his chest proudly; he was quite fond of his dead-on accuracy, and wasn't afraid to show off his skill. The twins smiled; they liked the sound of destruction.

Gathering one pile of Things later…

"Ready, Toothless?" Tuffnut shouted.

Toothless got in his battle stance, powering a plasma blast in his throat.

"FIRE!" Ruffnut shrieked.

The catapult they set up flung out what it carried, and Toothless shot a wooden spoon, a stuffed chicken, a bowl of candle wax, Fishlegs' rock collection, a headband, and a bucket of water into smithereens individually. The water that was in the bucket flew out in all directions possible and showered down over the teenagers and dragons' heads, making them duck and cover their heads with their arms and wings. Toothless chortled happily, stretching his wings out victoriously.

"And that will be the marking end of our first EVER dare batch!" Tuffnut sang. "HOW GLORIOUS!"

"Never see enough happy endings these days," Ruffnut sniffed in agreement.

"Guys… we aren't done," said Fishlegs slowly.

"REALLY?!" Everyone shrieked.

Fishlegs nodded. "There are still questions."

"That's for the next question batch," Hiccup said with a sigh of thankfulness. "I could use a break."

"Then it's goodbye for now!" Tuffnut said, waving at the screen.

"WAIT!"

Everyone turned to see Snotlout, dripping wet and panting, up the hill to them, gasping for air. "I'M HERE! NO NEED FOR PANIC! You can continue now,"

"We already finished." Ruff deadpanned.

Snotlout stared at her. "SCREW MY LIFE!" He finally screamed, kicking the pile of destroyed items Toothless created.

"On that cheery note…" drawled Fishlegs.

"BYE!" Yelled the twins.