Hi guys! I'm back with another one shot. I kinda got to thinking how funny it would be if Cora came to live with Robin, Regina and their children. I then started thinking about how new the modern world would be to Cora, so I wrote this. There will be more as it's just too good an opportunity to pass up. I hope you've all had a lovely day and you enjoy this. Please review xox
Sparkles21: Thank you for the review on the last oneshot! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I can promise more of those Student/Teacher plots in the future;)xo
Damn Cora back at it again.
It had taken a while, actually multiple decades for Regina to FINALLY patch things up with her mother. But Cora had her heart back and was more than happy to start a new relationship with her daughter and grandchildren.
It had been rough, annoying and Cora had been positively frustrating! But now things were better than ever. Regina could remember a time where she lived all alone in that huge mansion with nothing but her negative thoughts. Now she had Robin by her side, three beautiful children and her mother, all under one roof. But that didn't stop the fact that Cora had a knack for trouble especially when it concerned her children.
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"You're sure mom said this was okay?" Hope asked cautiously before laying down on the table.
"Of course she did darling." Cora waved it off with her hand when she saw a woman enter the room completely covered in tattoos.
"Just relax and you'll be fine." The woman reassured her. She wiped her down with a cotton bud covered in clear liquid. Then picked up a needle and placed it against her skin.
"GOODLORD THEY PUT THAT IN YOUR SKIN?" Cora screeched covering her eyes.
"How else did you think they done this?" The teen questioned trying to keep herself as calm as possible.
"OH IM GONNA PUKE." the older brunnette screamed.
"Calm down." Hope winced slightly as the needle went in.
"THIS IS WRONG."
"SO WRONG."
"Nana stop."
"OH GODS." the woman gagged as she watched the needle push into her granddaughters skin.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CHILD."
"ITS DONE." the tattooed woman shouted, trying to get the older woman to calm down.
"Clean it twice a day with salt water for a week and make sure you dry it properly. If you have any problems come back and we'll help you out." The woman smiled warmly and Hope thanked her before grabbing Cora's hand and dragging them out.
"Really nana? What's with theatrics?" The teen questioned as they walked home.
"It's barbaric Hope." Cora answer sassily before looking away, the thought of that thing made her want to puke a million times over.
"You said Mom was fine with it, if you'd asked surely you would've known it was done with needles?" The girl asked suspiciously.
"Well..." Cora started.
"You didnt ask did you?! GOD! I am so screwed. Mom and dad are gonna kill me, then they're gonna kill you!" Hope warned as they came to the mansions front door.
To their luck the door swung open and behind it stood the brunettes mother.
"Hey baby." Regina greeted her daughter with a kiss on the cheek.
"Mother." She did the same before noticing the sheepish expression on both their faces.
"Hey mom." Hope laughed awkwardly and wished she could just run away.
"What's going on?" Regina asked looking from her Mother to her daughter and wondering did she even wanna know.
"Nothing." Cora interjected when it looked like Hope may crack.
"It doesn't seem like nothing. You two haven't been causing trouble have you?" Regina looked skeptical, her children were well behaved. But her mother, she was a different story. Having Cora living under the same roof was like raising four children as opposed to three.
"Of course not mom." Hope said, throwing her mask up and waving off the question.
"Hm okay. Dinner will be ready soon." Regina said with a squint in her eyes before she strutted back into the kitchen.
"We're so dead." Hope groaned, before stalking into the den to find her dad.
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"So what did my baby's do today?" Regina asked after they'd all settled at the dinner table.
"Me and grace took Roland to the park today." Henry said with a mouthful of potatoes. Regina shot him a look and he stopped talking immediately.
"That's great." Robin replied, taking his wife's hand in his.
"Yeah daddy. We saw pongo and I gosta play with him!" The young boy squeeled, happily munching on his food.
Everybody chuckled at the young boys excitement before the adults attention focused on Hope and Cora.
"And what did you two do today?" Regina asked, suspicion sparkling in her eyes the same as earlier.
"Nothing we just went out." Hope said nonchalantly, pushing her broccoli round the plate.
"Where?" Robin asked.
"Just out, what is this an interrogation?" Hope laughed nervously, throwing Cora a glare.
"Alright that's it." Regina slammed her knife and fork on the table before continuing. "You two have been acting strange all day. Now what is going on?!" The brunnette demanded, making everybody at the table jump.
"Okay." Hope said pushing her chair out and standing up at the table.
She lifted her shirt up and her mother shrieked at the sight of the metal bar sticking in her skin.
"The important thing to remember is that..." The teen took a breath "Nana said it was okay." Hope finished hastily,
Dropping her shirt and sprinting out of the room with Henry and Roland on her tail.
"YOU WHAT?!" Regina roared trying to jump over the table to throttle her mother but two strong arms held her back.
"Regina she really wanted it, did you know they do that with needles?!" Cora said innocently throwing her hands up in the air.
"OF COURSE I KNEW THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T LET HER HAVE IT." The brunnette continued, her face turning a deep crimson.
"YOU SCARRED MY DAUGHTER."
"Technically dear, the piercer done that so if anybody should be punished..." Cora started before her daughter cut her off.
"I'm gonna kill you." Regina growled before darting round the table after her mother and out the front door,
Chasing her sorry ass down Maine street.
"I do love her." Robin whispered to himself before going to find his children.
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"Well that was fun." Cora laughed giddily to herself, taking a seat on the sofa and sighing contently.
"What happened to you?" Hope giggled, pointing to the various twigs caught in her nana's hair.
"Well your mother is faster than I thought, she caught up to me and shetackledmeintothebushes." Cora finished, acting like she hadn't just mumbled the rest.
"She what?" Robin asked with a smirk.
"Tackled me into the bushes." Cora repeated slightly quieter than before.
"Wow nana. Mom really did a number on you." Henry commented from his spot on the floor. He and Roland laughed quietly before returning back to their game of Hungry Hippo's.
"Oh It's okay. I hit her with a few fireballs." Cora said smugly, falling back into the sofa.
"You what?!" Robin shouted, his hands running through his hair. He loved Regina. Oh so very much.
"Low voltage." Cora finished obviously before pulling a particularly long twig out of her hair.
"Our family is so screwed." Hope said to herself:
