"Aye, y'all know what time it is," announced Big Boy of the popular hip hop duo, Outkast. "It's time to get back to the Sie Kensou show."

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It was way after midnight and the setting was a late night bar and pub. You know, it's one of those places that if you got a little cash in your pockets-- shoot, tonight just may be your lucky night. The bar was lively and for once (a very rare occurrence), there was more females in the place than it was males. So, our boy Kensou decided that he should stop by the place and check it out.

"Hey, I know you," Says a spikey-hair blonde dude that was also a famous warrior. And no, we're not talking about one of those cats from DragonBall Z. "You're Sie Kensou. I heard that you're the man now. How's life been treating you?"

Sie took a seat on a stool right beside the dude. "I'm good man." He replied. "What about you though? I'm surprised that you're still alive. I mean, Midgar has gone through so much shit. It's a miracle that it is still standing."

Cloud nodded his head with a sardonic chuckle. "I'm a be alright. Sephiroth couldn't fade me, you know?" Cloud relayed. "I got enough Phoenix Downs to supply an army."

"Yeah. Good to know that you're still breathing." Kensou told him. "I like that movie you starred in too. Advent Children," Kensou made a gesture with his hands by waving them. "All that flying and shit... along with those silver-haired idiots."

Cloud laughed. "Oh, you mean Kadaj and his crew. Yeah, that fool had it coming."

"I know, right? I mean, that guy was whining through the whole damn movie... but he really didn't even did shit."

"Yeah." Cloud said and took a chief on a Black & Mild. "But enough about that, man. I heard that you're doing it big lately. Your hit show is a big success now. It's up there with Dave Chappelle, Wild N Out, and The Flava of Love. You're making that good money now. Shoot, I even heard that you've finally gotten into Athena's drawers now."

Kensou grinned sheepishly. What goes on between him and Athena wasn't any of Cloud's business. He let it slide. "Yeah. My show's cool. The money's okay. It's enough to pay the bills. And enough to go out on a few date to Moe's with Athena." He called over the female bartender. "Hey, give me a Corona. Let me get a lick now, baby. I don't want nothing weak."

Cloud narrowed his Black N Mild reddened eyes in question. "Oh really?"

"Yeah dude. It's some pretty decent cash in my pockets," Kensou shrugged.

"Wow. And here I thought that you were an instant millionaire." Said Cloud, releasing his grip on his huge Buster Sword secretly. "Let's just hope that you don't pull off a Dave Chappelle by doing a season and a half and run off all of a sudden."

Kensou grinned. "I won't, man. I won't."

The bartender returned with a bottle of Corona for Kensou. Cloud resumed watching the television on the wall behind the bar. A moment later, Eiji Kisaragi entered the pub and sat next to cloud. The ninja was holding a small notepad and he seemed peeved about something. "Damn..." he muttered.

Kensou recognized the ninja right away. "Hey Eiji! How's life been treating you, man?"

"Shit, I can't call it," relays the homicidal maniac. "I missed him. I've missed that fool, Strider Hiryu! My damn dart missed his heart by a centimeter!"

"Huh?" The fellow mercenary wondered. "Somebody put a hit out on Strider Hiryu? I can't believe that?"

"No," said Eiji. "I just wanted to kill him. I'm tired of people assuming that I'm related to him. The hell is wrong with them?" Eiji nodded his head. "I'm a mercenary with no feelings that doesn't mind murdering people. Strider's a techno geek! How the hell are we similar besides being ninja with brown hair, huh?"

"Uh..." Kensou wanted to say something about that but he decided not to. "Nevermind."

"Damn it," Eiji continued. "I had to beat up Cody Travers an inch of his life because I mentioned that he has tons of similarities to Billy and Jimmy Lee from Double Dragon! The fuck is wrong with him?"

"Man, Cody can't deny that." Clouded nodded, puffing out smoke. "I mean, the entire concept behind Final Fight was rescuing the hero's girlfriend from a gang of thugs-- just like Double Dragon."

"Fucking A!" Eiji agreed.

"You guys are a trip." Kensou laughed. "Hey, let's just forget about our problems and kick back and enjoy ourselves for tonight. There's a lot of sexy girls here and you two are blue."

"Whatever." Cloud muttered and took another drag.

Something peculiar come on the news. "Sie Kensou, the executive producer of the Sie Kensou has earned millions of dollars from his first season. He has a movie in the works and two KOF games in the near future starring him. Congratulations, and keep up the good work!"

Kensou gasped. "Oh shit!"

Cloud and Eiji eyed Kensou suspiciously before an evil smirk appeared on both their faces. "It seems to me that you're making way more than enough to pay your bills, Kensou." Cloud told Kensou.

"Yeah," Eiji seconded. "It's a huge surprise that a big timer such as yourself would be hanging around a place like this."

In an instant, the attractive bartender returned to the scene with a glock pointed directly at Kensou's face. "For that Corona, that'll be five hundred thousand dollars." She demanded.

Kensou's eyes widened in shock. "Bitch are you crazy!?" He glanced over to both Cloud and Eiji in hopes that they will support him. To his horror, Cloud had his Buster Sword at ready and Eiji brandished an AK-47. "What the hell? Oh no! Not you guys!"

"You shut the fuck up, give us a million a piece and you'll live." Eiji growled.

"We accept checks as well." Said Cloud.

"Shit..." Kensou grumbled and pulled out his checkbook.

And the madness didn't end there, the next day, Ed Elric threatened to kill Kensou after he refused to pay $20,000,000 for washing his Range Rover.

"Man! Can't you do some alchemy to make twenty million appear out of thin air?" Kensou spat, pissed off that Ed charged him too much for a mere car wash. "Damn!"

Ed let him see the gun on his waist. "Nope. No equivalent trade. Now pay up." Ed demanded.

"Uh... give me my keys and I'll get my checkbook from my glove compartment." Kensou tried to make an excuse to escape the situation.

"Nah uh..." Ed cackled. "You're not smart enough. Hey Mustang, come here for a sec."

Colonel Mustang arrived and received the keys to the sports utility vehicle from Ed. "I'm on it." Mustang said as he went to Kensou's Range Rover. "While I'm going through this trouble, I would like twenty million myself." He grinned.

"Man, damn!" Kensou groaned in defeat.

(STATIC)

"Hey Iori, let me talk to you for a sec." Said Kensou.

"What the hell do you want?" Iori replied in a bored tone.

Kensou grinned. He couldn't help himself. "What do you call nuts on the wall?"

Iori sighed... it was the jokes again. "Walnuts, you idiot."

Kensou's grin grew wider. "Okay, okay... what do you call nuts on your chest?"

The hell is that boy going with this, Iori thought. "You better not be trying to be funny," Iori warned. "They're called chestnuts. Happy now?"

"Ooh... you're good. Alright..." Kensou started chuckling like a fool now. "What do you call nuts on your chin?"

Iori frowned. "Man, I'm not even going to answer that one. If I did, then I'm going to have to kick your ass."

"Aw man! Iori, you're no fun, man!" Kensou frowned as well... before grinning again. "I'll tell you this: I had my nuts on your 'new' girlfriend's chin Friday night!" Kensou revealed, much to Iori's surprise. "Man! No wonder they call your girl a Blockhead."

Iori was enraged now, "You sonuvabitch! I'll kill you!"

Kensou ran away from him while laughing his head off.

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Coming soon to a theatre near you...

"Yuki! I'm home!" Kyo announced as he entered the house and sat on the couch. "Man am I tired! That Ryu keeps getting better and better."

Yuki's voice was heard from upstairs, apprehensive. "Uh-- co... coming, baby!"

Kyo fired up the XBox 360 and began playing Saints Row. "Hey, maybe we should go out to that French restaurant tonight?"

"Um... yeah! I would love to." Yuki's voice was laced with guilt.

What's with her? Kyo thought. He continued doing drive-bys in a Cadillac. A moment later, Yuki entered the living room, wearing lingerie and draped in a bath robe. "Hey, what's with the sexy lingerie Yuki? I told you on the cell to get yourself ready for tonight's date."

Yuki blushed, "Oh... that. How could I have forgotten something like that? Darn it, goofy me." She closed her eyes and started giggling sheepishly. Unknown to Kyo, there was a huge bead of sweat on the back of her head. "Just a second. I'll change clothes right away."

Kyo caught a scent. "I don't meant to be rude, but don't you think you should take a good hot shower first?" He inquired her. The smell bothered him.

"Oh right! Shower first! I'll get to it!" Yuki bowed and sprinted towards the stairs.

That smell was most peculiar. "Yuki, what wrong with you? Why are you acting weird, huh?" He approached his off and on girlfriend and noticed her face has guilt written all across it. "Is there something wrong?"

"Ah! No! Nothing at all! E--e... every...thin-- everything's fine!" Yuki stammered.

Kyo narrowed his eyes. "Hmm... I don't buy it." He stated, noticing something about her neck. "What the heck? Yuki, those are hickies on your neck! Has Iori sneaked in here and raped you?"

"No! No baby! It's nothing!" Yuki persisted with feigned innocence. "It was just the cat. I accidentally put cat nip on my neck and he jumped on me. Ah ha ha ha ha..."

Kyo frowned, heading upstairs. "It's Kensou again, isn't it? Damn it! Just wait til I get my hands on him."

"Kyo! No! Don't go in there!" Yuki pleaded.

"No way! You think you're slick! I'm going to go up there and find out who it is!" Kyo exclaimed.

"Kyo! For the love of-- don't go in there!"

Kyo kicked Yuki's bedroom door down. "Alright you! Are you ready for an ass whooping, Kusanagi style?" His eyes suddenly widened in shock. "What the fuck?"

There wasn't a man in Yuki's bed.

It was a woman... to be more specific, a succubus.

"Hello there, big boy?"

And her name is Morrigan Aenslad!

Kyo's mouth was hanging wide open in shock. "What the? When did this happen?"

"I'm sorry, baby." Yuki informed her boyfriend apologetically. "She's been coming in my room for months."

"What are you so soft about?" Morrigan asked Kyo.

"Man... my girl got a girlfriend," Kyo uttered in complete awe.

It's the blockbuster hit of the season, 'My Girl Got A Girlfriend!'

"Whoa." Said an astonished Heavy D! while he was trimming the edges of Joe Higashi's hair. "That's messed up, Terry. I'm sorry to hear that man."

"That's not right. Morrigan's been stealing Mary at night." Terry said angrily. "Man, I was playing Madden last night, the cheerleaders started to look sexy to me."

"Shoot, you're not doing anything," Joe exclaimed. "Since Morrigan been taking Lilly Kane out, I was reading a hentai manga and giving myself a hand job. And she's taking all the girls, so I go to the bathroom with a bottle of lotion every night, its fucked up man."

Terry looked at Joe in a stupid way. "What?"

"Man, you been doing that!" Heavy D! said it like it was nothing new. "You've been giving yourself a handjob reading hentai manga for years, Joe. You can't fool us!"

Terry, Ryo and Heavy D! started laughing.

"Man, forget you two." Joe frowned.

"Damn, ever since Morrigan came around, King has been staying out all night with her," a disappointed Ryo said.

"Uh, Ryo? King seems like a girl who already had a girlfriend long before Morrigan came around," joked Joe trying to regain composure. Ryo quickly threw a magazine at the kickboxer, hitting him in the head. Outside the barbershop, they could hear Andy yelling. "What's gotten into him?"

"I hope it isn't what I think it is?" Said Terry, dreading the worse.

The trio rushed outside the barbershop and saw Andy complain to Mai. In the middle of the road was a black Suburban with 28's on it and Morrigan was in the driver seat. And to make this moment more painful, the SUV was full of young, attractive women. One of them was Hoops from Flavor of Love. Sitting right next to her was Buffie the Body, a woman with an ass equivalent of Mai's breast. On the other side was the video vixen 'Superhead'.

"Mai, why the hell are you doing this to me?" Andy beseeched.

"What do you think, Andy?" Mai retorted. "You've never paid enough attention to me."

"But, Mai! I love you!" Andy confessed. "Please don't run off with that she-devil! She's has you under a spell!"

Mai rolled her eyes. "Ooh, now you wanna say that you love me. It's too late for that now. Andy, I've been chasing you for almost twenty years, and for what-- nothing!! You should have done that way before I met Morrigan!"

"Mai! This isn't fair!" Andy exclaimed.

"I know!" Said Mai. "It's called reality. Now here's two words for you: Nippon Ichii!!" Mai bounced like a ball longer than intended for emphasis of what Andy will be missing. "Or 'Me Bouncy!' or whatever the hell I say in my win poses. Here's a bosom bounce for the last time!"

"That never gets old." Joe was getting a hard on.

"Mai! No!" Andy complained.

"It's over, Andy. Goodbye!" Mai climbed in the passenger seat of the Suburban and slammed the door. Her head disappeared from the guys' view in the window as it went straight onto Morrigan's lap. Morrigan's eyes rolled to the back of her head and she drove off.

"NOOOOO!!" Andy yelled in defeat.

"Poor Andy..." Terry lamented.

"These are sad times for men everywhere." Sighed Heavy D!

"Andy, I never thought that you would ever confess that you loved Mai." Joe wondered. "And all this time I thought that you were lactose intolerant."

Terry, Andy, Ryo and Heavy D! stared at Joe. After a long silence, they slapped him.

"Hey!"

You can forget about The Grudge 2 and Saw III. The thriller hit of the season is My Girl Got A Girlfriend. And it's coming to theatres near you!

"Well, I hope there's room for one more in there," Kyo remarked as he quickly took off his clothes, and jumped in the bed.

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"You know Kensou, so many people has supposedly died during KOF tournaments, but it always seems like they come back to life somehow. You know like Geese, Vice, Mature, Shermie, Yashiro, Chris, Diana, people like them," Shingo pondered.

"Yeah, I know what you mean," Kensou responded after quickly sipping on a cup of Hennessy. "Oh, did I tell you about the time I went San Francisco with Athena. It was weird but funny. See I went to McDonalds to get something to eat right. Guess who I saw working there."

(Flashback)

"Hi, welcome McDonalds, may I take your order?" asked a very attractive blonde woman.

"Yeah, I'll take a number one Big Mac meal and…wait you look familiar. Oh my god its Mature. I thought Iori killed you but instead you've fallen into obscurity, working at a Mickey D's." Kensou astonishingly announced. There she was Rugal's former secretary and assassin reduced to making a living for herself, at a low paying fast food joint.

"Oh God, it's the psychic Chinese boy. What do you want?" said Mature sounding none to pleased. Kensou glanced around and noticed another familiar woman, this time at the grill. She had shorter browner hair.

"Damn is that Vice? Oh shit, she's flipping burgers." Kensou giggled unable to keep his laughter in. Soon Vice came to the counter where both of them were.

"You're right, it is the bastard." Vice said, sounding neither more pleased than her associate.

"Aye, do ya'll know, it's a thin line, between fries and shake," sang Kensou, ridiculing the former secretaries. "The leanest burger in the world, can be the meanest burger in the world if you grill it that way," he continued with a surprisingly good voice. "So what do ya'll do, use the old hamburger meat as dildos and squirt ketchup, mustard and secret sauce over each other in the bedroom."

"You're going to pay for that last remark," just as an enraged Vice was to jump over the counter, she was held back by Mature. "Remember what the manager said. If you attack another customer, we're going to be cleaning out the restrooms, and they smell like shit in there." Vice immediately subsided her anger once she heard the warning.

"Aw man. Ya'll went from bringing back the Orochi, to bringing up people's orders. You know what I'm not even that hungry anymore, I'm out."

(end of flashback)

"That's really what happened?" asked Shingo, with a certain look of disbelief on his face. "For real that's what happened. But you should have seen who was working at the Foot Locker at Southtown-Decatur Mall."

"Who?"

(Flashback)

In a crowded Foot Locker at the mall, Kensou walks in looking for a new pair of shoes. "Sir? Can I try on those new Lebrons in a size 10?" Kensou asked one of the employees. Kensou looked the employee in the face and caught another whiff of familiarity.

"Aren't you Chris, the little Orochi boy?" Kensou questioned. Within a few seconds, a large muscular man with silver gray hair, and a young woman with red hair and a ponytail walked up to Kensou. "May we help you?" asked the large man.

"Yashiro, Shermie? You all work here. How you guys been doing ever since the Orochi got its ass kicked?"

"Oh its you the Psycho Soldier. Nothing really, just working here and working on our music," answered Yashiro. "You buying shoes here. One more sell for us and we get 15 off anything in the store."

"Uh sure why not?"

(end of flashback)

"Wow! They work at some really surprising places."

"Yeah they sure do."

(TV STATIC)

"You know what Galford?" Kensou asked the blond ninja.

"What's up?"

"Nothing its just that I was reading your profile, and it said you were born in the 1700's right."

"Yeah"

"And you're from Texas right?"

"Yeah"

"Well I read in a book that Texas wasn't a state in the 1700's. In fact the land that Texas is on now was Mexican land back then, making you Mexican," informed Kensou.

"So wait, NO!" screamed Galford. Suddenly, Galford started dancing around in a sombrero, poncho, maracas in one hand, and a taco in the other to the tune of La Cucaracha. "Wow I did not see that one coming," laughed Kensou.

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"Alright, we about to go on break, but before we do I have a treat for ya'll. Chris dancing like Chris Brown."

The stage shows Chris in his normal clothes, ripping them off anime style, and now wearing a large blue polo shirt, large baggy jeans, blue BAPES, and an Atlanta Braves New Era baseball cap. The song 'Gimme That' by Chris Brown comes on and Chris remarkably dances just like Chris Brown in the video, with well-choreographed movements and dances.

"I knew I let that boy watch too much BET," muttered Yashiro.

"Damn, that boy can dance. Alright don't go anywhere folks," said Kensou. "The Sie Kensou Show will be right back. Stay Tuned.

(TV STATIC)

Yeah, for this chapter I especially have to thank Captain Vulcan. He sent me the first three sketches on here. I only added a few lines to them and look out or the collaboration story we're currently coming up with. If you guys having any jokes, sketches, and ideas for the story, I'll be happy to post them.

Yeah and just a fun fact, the line "My girl got a girlfriend", comes from the rapper Young Dro's song 'Shoulder Lean'.