Disclaimer: still don't own Merlin

A/N: here you go, another one :) dunno if it's any good since it's late but i just felt like posting it. So I pretty much squeezed my brain but since I'm told that I'm usually lame when telling jokes (yes, I'm looking at you little sister) I'll let you be the judge of that XD


Insults

"You're such a girl, Merlin."

Merlin bristled. Usually he let comments like this slide but not today. Today he had woken up in a bad mood and he wanted to get back at Arthur just because he felt like it.

"Well, you're a prat."

Oblivious to his servant's mood Arthur continued the banter like always.

"You're a klutz."

"Clot Pole!"

"Idiot."

"Dollop head!"

"Moron."

"…"

Arthur smirked.

"Ran out of insults?"

"…"

Arthur grinned triumphantly.

"See, I won because I'm Prince Arthur."

Merlin slapped his forehead.

"That's the one I forgot!"


PS A/N: please review if you liked it :)